Crisco, Dez & Wes

What’s the one thing you wish you weren’t known for?! "Accidentally tearing my underwear in half..." "Really wish I wasn't known for my resting b face. All my friends tell me they were scared to approach me at first." "I wish I wasn't known for eating glass😭" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Did Ryan really go out of town last weekend or did he just predict a storm was heading out way and got the heck out of town? Some listeners have questions. Spoiler alert, he really was out of town in Chicago. He shares how he managed to somehow slip onto the last flight out of town, which was pretty much just him and a bunch of pilots. Even though he was in Chicago, he shares the absolutely fascin...

What’s one thing you did when you were younger that you hope your kids never do?! "Don't play hide and seek in the chest freezer!" "I hope my kids never do the nasty in their high school stairwell like I did." "I once did acid. Never do it, the clowns are very scary!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Vicky’s husband had a big surprise for her when she got home from work. It didn’t go as planned and now she’s ticked! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Today's been the most Monday. Monday of all Mondays. Thank goodness Ryan is back tomorrow to save us all! Plus, why is Walmart being sued for 3 million dollars? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What's something you did that's totally out of character for you?? "I got paid to strip at a bachelor party once." "I had a heart tattooed between my ta-tas with the word 'Score' in it." "Had a midlife crisis and slept with somebody I met while delivering a DoorDash to him" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-inf...

What odd or unexplainable fascination do you have?! "I'm weirdly obsessed with two people who had an affair at my church." "I am fascinated with the disappearance of flight MH370 the Malaysian plane that disappeared into thin air." "I've always been fascinated and obsessed with acne removal. On my friends and family, watching it on YouTube, all of it. From small ones to surgery videos.... yes plea...

Roy's in a bit of a predicament and now has a major dilemma in his life. He was stabbed in the back by his family and now his family's asking him to have their back in a very crucial time! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What can't you give up no matter how hard you try?? "Coffee… every morning. I can't even do the math on it because I'd probably be able to afford a dream vacation from what I've spent in last 12 years." "My ex. The unicorn is so good!" "Trying to make a baby." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We take a look at how far technology truly has come over the years and Crisco & Pidge show signs of that maybe they are capable of maturing. Maybe! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Annie just realized WHY her co-worker asked her to be a bridesmaid! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What will you always deny for the rest of your life?! "That I hooked up with a guy on Craigslist." "I will always deny that I had unicorn with my older half brother. Did not know we were brothers until his sister did a DNA test." "That I took my cousin to prom 🤣" "I'm in love with a coworker." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva...

As we prepare for a possible 20+ inches of snow over the next two days, there's a certain angst and tension that's beginning to fill the air around here. Plus, it's amazing how much the human body can transform in just 30 years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nina tried to test the strength of her marriage and it backfired big time! How does she dig her way out of this one?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What are you oddly obsessed with right now?! "Kirill Kaprizov. Love that guy!" "I'm currently down a rabbit hole of trying to plan an ADULT only Disney World trip." "Developed an obsession for men's cologne recently. I Bought 45 bottles in the last 4 months. Expensive fix... lol!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell...

Months back Dani called into the show during our weekly segment "Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man" asking Crisco to write her a song. She and her husband were having a little trouble trying to accomplish something they'd been working on for a while. So, Crisco agreed to write Dani a song and she returns to the show to let us know if it helped. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali...

Dez and her family went to their first ever Monster Jam and apparently it had quite a profound effect on her kids. Crisco and Pidge thought they discovered a brilliant new life hack, their awesome new "life hack" ended with them getting hustled and Pidge's bank account possibly literally hacked. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...

What would you like to unlearn about Mom & Dad?! "I just found out they inherited just under $1,000,000 from my grandpa & gave my brother & I $500." "I found out my parents loved role play. I can't even look them in the eye anymore." "The drawer full of adult toys in the nightstand. I was just trying to find the spare truck key, my dad told me it was in the nightstand drawer but not wh...

Lucy’s husband has a secret. Is this the kind of secret you want to find out about ahead of time or when he’s on stage in front of every body? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What does everyone do but won’t admit?! "Put the Q-Tips on my lips after cleaning my ear to see if it is dry, moist, or wet. Husband hated it... now he does the same thing!" "I'm ashamed but... pee in the pool." "Pick your nose while driving." "Going slow in the fast lane just to annoy people. #Secrets" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....

Crisco is looking to shake things up and get a new hairstyle. We posted pictures on our Facebook page of Crisco with all sorts of different haircuts and want our listeners to go on there and pick his new hairdo! We also discuss the man who recently won the $2 billion dollar lottery, his name was finally released and Dez is completely lost. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...

What makes you super jealous?! "I'm jealous that my husband gets all of the... you know whats, and that he doesn't realize that I fake EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!" "I am super jealous those in a open relationship and have open communication." "Skinny B's ; )" "I'm jealous of those that are able to retire early, or at all!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

David’s family has screwed him over in the past, but now is his chance to right the wrong! But at what cost?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Game shows are not all fun and games! A certain gentleman learned that the hard way. And poor Ryan is just surrounded by three basket cases! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What's the most awkward thing you do?? "At the fair I was waiting for my cheese curds and someone got the big bucket and I said to the girl next to me "CHEESE-US CHRIST, am I right?" No laugh. Nothing. And then I just had to awkwardly stand by her after." "I make morbid jokes and catch people off guard. At my brothers wake, a lady that came through was like "you look like someone I know who is it?...