Crisco, Dez & Wes

Ryan shares more interesting knowledge he learned over the weekend, Pidge ruined an entire contest and Crisco recaps his exciting birthday weekend. Plus, Crisco had a dream/nightmare featuring Dez and Ryan that must be interpreted! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you secretly play dumb about?! "My husband is dumb about EVERYTHING! Where do I put my shoes, laundry? What's laundry? Oh this cup goes in the dishwasher? What's a dishwasher? Where's my head? I can't find that either! EVERYTHING!" "I secretly play dumb that I forget to put the toilet seat down because my girlfriend never leaves it up for it. It works both ways!" "I play dumb about where a...

Emma is a Step-Mom that is torn between honoring Bio-Mom’s strict rules and doing what she feels is right for her Step-Son!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you know about Crisco that we don’t know?! "He ghosted me on one of the dating apps." "You probably wouldn't guess I love running into Crisco at the gym. I definitely have a little crush." "Crisco and I were alone in a bathroom. He lets out the world's biggest fart and says "excuse you"!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...

March 24th is Crisco's birthday. The big guy turned 39 and he's looking for anything he can get for free! He put together a list of restaurants & businesses that'll give him anything for free on his birthday. Listeners asked us to share the list, so here you go! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dez has really been trying, and trying for years to win a lifetime supply of anything! We touched on it this morning on the show and suddenly she's realizing it may not be as great as she thinks, in fact, some of the stuff she's signing up for may be a scam. Plus, we learn the fascinating and unique way Lady Gaga is keeping people from stealing her powers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

What food crimes have you committed?! "Stove top stuffing and salsa with kraft mac & cheese" "Food crime, my husband mixes tuna fish with mayo and then adds it to his Ramen noodles! 🤮 it's so disgusting!" "I would eat a Triple Whopper with cheese, large onion rings, large Dr. Pepper, large milkshake... all while watching The Biggest Loser." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

Julia’s new boyfriend has an after work activity that some may find appalling and others deem worthy of a breakup! Is he brilliant or THE WORST?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's a ping pong podcast. we bounce all over the place. From Dez meeting a real life hero of her's while out in Montana, to some questionable Canadian slogans, to Secrets that were too naughty to air on the show. Shocking to say the least! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jeanine is having second thoughts about marrying her fiancé because his parents are completely insane!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s the most disturbing thing someone told you casually?! "My coworker casually told me two minutes before a meeting started that her husband was becoming a woman..." "A man once told me... you make me purr like a walrus." "My uncle (10 years older than me) asked me if I wanted to unicorn with him..." "Someone told me that they are married. But also have a dominatrix master and several other se...

A very informative podcast. First things first, Ryan wants to know if he's a first rate B?! We also learn the cool, hip new words our youngsters are using these days and another trend that apparently is really catching on. A trend that Crisco started doing 20 years ago. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Hannah knows that she probably shouldn’t just give up on her life here in Minnesota but maybe it’s exactly what she should do!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you want to tell somebody but you can’t?!  "I would love to tell my kids that their dad and I got divorced because he cheated and moved in with his mistress" "I want to tell my best friend that I'm into him even though I'm not gay..." "I want to tell my ex’s wife he still texts and calls me… and I don't plan on not talking to him anymore!" "That I wish my MIL was gone in whatever way possi...

Dez is back from Montana and she definitely has some stories to share. Pidge continues to have #PridgeProbs and Crisco's trying to find ways to fill his time in when he's in New York next month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Hanna called in for our weekly segment Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man and asked Crisco to write a song for her husband's small business "Advanced Septic Solutions" aka Ass Inc. Well Crisco certainly wrote a song for Hanna & Ben and here he is debuting it for her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Eric is seriously terrified for his daughter’s life after her boyfriend proposed to her! Is her fiancé’s plan something to be afraid of?  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What are you constantly daydreaming about?! "Reuniting with friends after they leave a cult that I was in for 20 years." "Constantly daydreaming about having earth shattering unicorn with my incredibly sexy, cut, good looking, & married, general contractor, that I'm crushing on hard!" "I daydream about owning a car. I am 60." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...

What gives you the Icks?! "Guys hairy buttcracks hanging out when they bend over!" "Paper cuts and hangnails! Especially when you catch them on something and can feel the skin wiggle ICK!!!" "Man. Buns. ICK!!!" "Long dirty fingernails." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What didn’t you know about guys until you got with one?! "That we have to follow them around to pick up after everything they do... who needs kids!?! Nope!" "The farting!!! Ugh nonstop everyday all day!!! Then I had two sons... I can't get away!" "I thought when they got a vasectomy, they cut both hangers off, just like a dog. Learned that's not the case!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

Kevin caught his girlfriend doing something no guy ever wants to see his girl doing!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We return to some more Secrets from this morning. We asked "What's the one thing you don't want anyone to know?" well, it makes sense that they don't want anyone knowing this stuff! Are you a competitive person? We're finding out that a lot of us are very competitive. Perhaps (definitely) too competitive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...

What’s the one thing you don’t want anyone to know about you?? "I would never want anyone to know I wear my wife's lingerie around the house while I clean and no one is home." "I don't want anyone to know that I'm way more in to guys then women . I've been with my with my wife for almost 10 years with 2 kids and when they get old enough I will finally tell them." "I had unicorn with my boyfriend i...

Lisa has been helping her boyfriend out with his child-support payments and she just found out what he’s doing with the money! But is her reason to break up with him a bit childish?!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ryan's suffered some date night drama Friday night and Devin's world is rocked! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .