Crisco, Dez & Wes

People share the reasons they're fat and we give our condolences to a man that lost the love of his life. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

#ThisIsWhyI’mFat "Buttery Chardonnay, and Vodka soda Cranberry! Love it!!!" "Social worker stress eating at work. Hello all the deserts, nightly cocktail and tortilla chips and cheese." "I'm fat because of my love of beer and pringles!" "I'm fat because my boyfriend is a chef and always wants to practice and I'm always ready to eat!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California P...

James is only lying by omission. Does he have to own up and admit where he got her ring or is it okay to let her assume a few things?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's never been easier to join the Mile High Club! Plus, is Dez raiding a Pidge? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you go overboard with?! "Getting more shoes 👠 for my high heels collection!" "K cups. I keep thinking I will make coffee in a coffee maker but then I'd have to wait too long. I love the Keurig instant gratification!" "Raising monarch butterflies..." "I'm obsessed with whisky. I don't have a drinking problem, but I do have a purchasing problem. 400+ bottles." See Privacy Policy at https://...

Rosa just met her daughter's new boyfriend and future husband! The man standing at her front door was the last person she ever expected to be dating her 24-year-old daughter.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It says a lot about who you are as a person. Do you save the best bite of a meal for last or is it the first thing you go for? Do you do the hardest tasks first and get it out of the way, or do you put it off and save it for last? Do you save the best for last or attack the best right off the bat?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...

Do you like stale food? Anything in particular? If you've never tried it or thought to, you're not alone, but our stale food lovers are definitely not alone either! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's amazing the things listeners grasp onto and won't let go! Do you like stale food? How do you really pronounce Calgary? We go to great lengths to answer those questions and more in this podcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joel is being asked by his wife to dump his new friends and re-join her in their unhealthy lifestyle or else they may grow apart! Can this marriage be saved??  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s the biggest thing you lie about?! "How many kids I have." "Biggest lie... that I'm happily married." "Lie about not hooking up with my ex-husband every now and then." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dez accidentally showed off all of her goods to all the beachgoers this past weekend and she now has her mind set on a new world record! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s the secret perk of your job?! "My company goes to Costco once a month for the employees!" "We have a full bar and three different beers always on tap. No restrictions on when you can indulge and company will reimburse any Uber/Lyft for you!" " See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Lisa broke up with her boyfriend on an airplane. And it gets worse from there! Now she’s wondering if she made the right decision?!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The worst thing you wasted money on… "I spent $8,000 on a motorcycle that was too big for me because my dad convinced me to. I just paid the stupid loan off and I would love to sell it!" "I was suckered into face cream set for wrinkles. I didn't have any. Never used the system once." "I lost $1,600 on an online weight loss bet." "A payday loan that was a scam. Cost me 1,500 dollars. Also gambled o...

If you could get paid to do anything you want, what would your dream job be? Why is Crisco having such vivid dreams?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s your cheapskate hack?! "Cut the dryer sheets in half and use them more than once." "My husband washes out plastic baggies. When I see them drying on the counter, I throw them away." Ewww cheapskate!" "I tear paper towels into smaller pieces ALWAYS!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Karen’s husband has figured out the perfect way to spend the big raise she just got at work! Should he be in charge of this?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ryan's back from his trip to the desert, aka Phoenix. Plus, is Crisco leaving the Morning Show?? He answers that question and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's one of our favorite bits to do around here, Top That! Where we throw out a story or scenario to our listeners and see if there's anybody that can top it. Well, is there anyone that can top our resident hillbilly Dez in our latest edition of Top That?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s something you’re hiding somewhere that you hope nobody finds?? "My naughty box!" "I hide my fathers-in-law's ashes in my car." "I have $10,000 cash stashed in my house." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ryan tells us the chilling legend of "Lake Inferior". If you've never heard this story, please listen now! It'll leave you speechless! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Have you ever heard of a baby shower just for the dad? Well, that’s what Ron’s mom wants to do for him but he’s afraid it will cause an all-out war with his baby mama. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Crisco recently began chasing the true love of his life on Facebook and while doing so, came across someone he never would've guessed! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Crisco's preparing for his "guys weekend" and it's definitely not the nerdiest weekend plans of all-time! Plus, when Burger King says "Have it your way!" they truly mean it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .