Crisco, Dez & Wes

Dez and Ryan started a new book club and they're getting ready for their first meeting this weekend! And Pidge is trying to get Crisco to attend one of his favorite events of the year with him. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you find absolutely irresistible?! "Thick eyebrows and hairy chests on men." "Men in jeans wearing cowboy boots 👢 hot!!" "McDonald's sausage McMuffin." "Puppy eyes!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It’s the absolute worst place to find out that your husband is cheating on you!! But it doesn’t stop there for Sophia!! Now this other woman wants her to show pity on their bad decisions! How nice would you be? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dez is getting closer and closer to cracking and getting her kids a pet. Exactly what animal is she thinking is best for their first pet though? We learn the origin or backstory if you will of a very popular nursery rhyme we all know and teach or kids. We're learning a lot of these nursery rhymes aren't exactly as merry as we all think! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

What sends you into a meltdown? "People who don't return shopping carts!" "The second day of dirty dishes sitting in cold water in the sink with food sludge floating on top! I refuse to reach in and pull the plug." "The sound of my kids arguing in the backseat!" "Slow drivers, ugh they're the worst!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.co...

Tiffany feels like her daughter is using her “mental health” as a way to avoid doing things she doesn’t want to do! But her husband has her daughter’s back and thinks she’s being insensitive!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What about you would shock us?! "Spent the last week caring for my boyfriend that just had a "Third leg" Implant." "I am the snack thief at work! No one has figured out who is stealing the snacks." "I was orphaned at 14 and kidnapped and was living like Rapunzel until I was 18. Found myself a new family that loved me and helped me heal. No one would know because I'm always laughing and smiling." S...

A new nation has been born and it's already declared war on #PidgeNation and Crisco has sucked Dez into his vortex and she's coming out an old woman! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What are you a little too obsessed with?! "Obsessed with Crisco! You know this... still having fantasy dreams about him & his big hands, big feet means big.......!!!" "I am obsessed with vacuuming. I like clean floors. I love the nice lines when you vacuum the carpet. I vacuum our hardwood floors daily." "I'm a little too obsessed with looking at houses I will never be able to afford online."...

When Lucy’s fiancé cheated on her a month before the wedding, she was relieved because she figured out who she was really in love with all along! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Crisco's trip to Iceland is just around the corner and were worried he's not fully prepared and/or that he won't make it back! And there's one couple that Ryan's extremely jealous of and envious of their record. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What scares the crap out of you as an adult?! "I'm in my '30s and I'm still definitely afraid of weeds in water!" "When I hear a weird noise in my house, my brain immediately goes to "Aliens!" First and then oh maybe a burglar." "I'm scared to reach into the garbage disposal if something falls in there! even with no one around i fear it will turn on by itself." See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

Michelle is having a hard time supporting her father with his new love life! Should she let him give up everything for a woman he’s never met? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

How one woman prepares a sandwich is absolutely horrific and troubling. Plus, Dez bought her mom a really nice gift! Well, half a gift, her mom has to cover the other half. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you like to do that people find strange?! "I make and collect lifelike baby dolls. They look just like a real baby. When I'm sculpting I have baby body parts all over my kitchen. I dress them up and take pictures. This is why people think I'm strange." "I collect everything loons. Especially common loons. I hate when people call them ducks!" "I am obsessed being nude. I hate wearing cloths...

Roslyn’s in-laws are in need of some major help! But do they have a right to ask her to give this up?!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dez finally fulfilled a lifelong dream she's been dying to do! What was her dream and what did she do? She finally crashed a wedding! Listen to her story here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man. Most listeners of this show are familiar with the segment we do every Wednesday. We write a song for a small, local business every Wednesday, we have 24 hours and we present it to them the next day. We were on a hit streak, eight in a row, Ryan had to make the official ruling on if last week's song was a hit or a miss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

What happens when a Superguest stays at a Superhost's home?! Ryan spills the beans. Plus, how did Crisco injure his kibbles & bits at the Twins game? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s something you did and are glad there’s no photo proof? "Kidnapped a giant inflatable SpongeBob from Burger King, left a ransom note from plankton promised SpongeBob's return exchange for the Krabby patty secret formula." "I slept with my teacher after graduation." "Having full out unicorn while driving." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...

Jordan’s been trying to get divorced for 3 years, you’ll never believe what’s holding it up? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What did you think you would get away with but didn’t? "I'm a social boozer and when I was pregnant with my first baby, I suddenly started drinking water. When I announced, people were like Duh." "In high school I had unicorn in the back of my car and I thought no one would ever know. Then my mom decided to do something she had never done before and clean out my car for me. She found a “protection...

Crisco & Pidge are back with yet more awkward stories. They claim they're not the cause of the awkwardness, but you be the judge! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What instantly sets you off? "Slow walkers. Move out of my way!" "Open mouth chewing. Absolutely disgusting. Sets me off every time!" "When my husband tells me to "talk in calmer tones". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Should Grace be worried about what her boyfriend has been doing behind her back? Are these red flags or is she overreacting? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .