Crisco, Dez & Wes

All the sudden Dez has got it bad for Ryan! And what did Crisco do that caused someone to flip him off? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What makes you Minnesotan? Ryan has one thing that definitely makes him a full-blooded Minnesotan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What's the most ridiculous fights you have with your partner? Ryan and Pidge are both having stupid fights with their significant other and we need them settled! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What did you use them for?! "Unicorn and it was the best of my life!!!" "Used them for their pool and lavish trips. Turns out they were running a Ponzi scheme for all their "wealth." "I used an ex of mine twice that I knew loved me still for a place to stay when my wife kicked me out." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not...

Vic is struggling with doing the right thing! Should he co-sign a lease with the woman that cheated on him because she has nowhere else to live? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Has America just given up? People wear whatever they want, wherever they go. Have no cares of what they're doing in public. And how hasn't Sammy given up on Pidge? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What are you faking so you look good? "Faking that I don't want a man in my life when really I do!!" "I am the maid of honor in my soon to be sister-in-law's wedding, and I only said yes to look good to the in-laws." "My fake nails baby! They are natural looking and beautiful. Always worried one will pop off though 🤣" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...

How are you supposed to handle the news when you find out your best friend secretly married your Ex-Wife?! But wait till you hear who was at the wedding! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s the most unattractive quality a person can have? "Poor hygiene, bad breath." "Being too controlling and expecting your partner to shut up and obey to everything they say... like you're not an actual person but more so a dog." "Being rude or mean to people in the service industry is the most unattractive quality." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

TJ tells us about her special Valentine's Day and her very detailed plans for retirement. Crisco on the other hand tells us how he managed to spend $100 on breakfast sandwiches. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What happened last night is reason enough for Theresa to end her marriage! But should she? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What lie have you believed for most of your life?! "I used to believe that chocolate truffles had actual mushrooms in them. I always thought truffles were fungus and it was gross to have chocolate mushrooms. Missed out on lots of good Xmas chocolates for many years :(" "I was told at the age of 22, who my father was just to find out at the age of 44 through ancestry that he’s not my father and som...

Apparently, Crisco has found the Holy Grail! Or so he says. We're not sure why, but as soon as T.J. joins the podcast it completely goes off the rails. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

#SexyFails "I was blindfolded in bed and he was spoon feeding me things like whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries, etc. when all the sudden he put ice cream in my mouth... which would have been fine, but it was Butter Pecan and I'm allergic to nuts. He had to stab me with my EpiPen and we ended up in the hospital all night...still in lingerie." "I attempted to send my boyfriend at the time a sex...

Shannon is being offered money to disappear?! How much would it take for you to walk away from your life and go hide somewhere new? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Vacation Dez stops by to entertain us for a bit, and Crisco makes an astonishing admission! Plus, stick around to hear Dez speak with Kathy, Program Director for the YMCA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What stupid hill are you willing to die on? "Taylor swift is overrated, I like her songs, but she's overrated." "Chicken wings are way too much work for far too little reward." "The Niners should have won the Superbowl and next year I need it to be Bengals vs. chiefs so Joey B will win and shut up Mahomes!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...

Family Duties are calling, and Terry would rather hide! Is he expected to step in because his dad is asking him to do so? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Never thought we'd be alive to see the day, but an American has become the first quadrillionaire to walk this earth! It's probably not what you'd expect though, you just have to hear the story. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We really couldn't be prouder of both Dez and Crisco! They both accomplished something we never ever thought they'd be able to do. We also go over some "not so safe for air" Secrets from this morning (When did they give you TMI?!). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

When did they give you TMI?! "My grandma informed me (mid story) that my dad has a hat on his manhood... not something I wanted to know!" "When my mom told me that she and her ex-boyfriend went trolling downtown for a third party to engage in a little unicorn..." "#Secrets My son sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend about what he was going to do to her the next time they were together....

The worst thing that could ever happen to any guy at a wedding just happened to Seth! But all he wants to talk about is what he’s got in his pocket right now! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you wish you could share your true feelings about? "My in-laws." "My boss is an incompetent B!" "I would love to scream at my snooty little "B" of a daughter-in-law about all the crap she's caused in our family for the last 14 years." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We all know Dez loves snooping on others. Well, now she's starting to worry others are snooping on her! Plus, you have to hear the lasted hilarious TikTok challenge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

When were you mortified in public?! "I was talking to my daughter’s coach after a softball game. My dad decided to listen to the conversation and farted very loud." "My kids saw a lady with a patch over her eye. My daughter asked if she was a pirate...and before I could say anything, my son screamed AARRRRR!" "My son pee'd in the outdoor swimming pool at Lifetime. They had to get everyone out and...