Crisco, Dez & Wes

Mary is faced with a massive bill that is not her fault! Who should have to pay the vet bill because her dog got high?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

There's just one last thing Ryan wants to do before he says goodbye to us Friday and he needs your help! We also play another round of You Laugh You Lose. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Steve is terrified to bring another kid into the world! And it’s mostly because of the person his wife turns into when she’s pregnant! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

#SexyFails "My fiancé tried to do a sexy dance on our bed for me. When he stood up, he nailed his head on the fan that was on. I've never seen someone drop so fast. He broke one of the slats. I DIED!" "In the middle of a marathon adult time, I paused to grab a drink of water from the tumbler on the bedside table. There was a ladybug in the straw, which immediately got lodged in my throat. I was ch...

You have to hear about this absolutely incredible short story one amazing listener wrote about Crisco, Dez & Ryan!! Plus, another listener wrote a Top 10 list for Ryan of things he won't miss after leaving KS95. It's hilarious and brutally honest! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

He swore he'd never do it, but last night he realized he had to. For you! Ryan joined Instagram last night after realizing it's the best way to stay in touch with all of us. Listen here and you can learn all about how to find him, how to stay in touch with him and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Most embarrassing moment when you needed help! "After a night of drinking, I went to the bathroom and slipped through the toilet seat. When I was trying to get myself out, I fell and ripped the toilet seats off and was laying on the floor with a toilet seat stuck on my behind." "I got my butt stuck in a bucket. It took a couple people to get me out!" "When I was in second grade, I peed my pants ou...

Beth’s husband of 20 years is cheating on her! But that’s not the most upsetting part! How badly should she blow this thing up? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ryan kicks off his final week on the show and we have a blast sharing some laughs and great memories! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What makes you jealous?! "Couples that have weekends off together." "I got so jealous when the other team wins my Pickleball match! #too competitive" "I do I home daycare. I'm totally jealous of people that can take 1/2 days or days off for doctors appts without having clients complain about taking time off."  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/...

Nick’s Dad warned him against doing a DNA test but for VERY different reasons! And now he’s not sure if he should even tell his dad what he knows! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What gives you the Icks?! "Guys with really long fingernails gives me the uber icks!!" "People who have the phone holder suction cupped to the windshield in their car. Put it in your cup holder like every other person!" "Old men with scraggly long hair and a gross long beard." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-...

Crisco's thinking about getting hair removal surgery and if you're an older gentleman living in Wisconsin, be on the lookout for a blonde hair lady! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What secret are you keeping from someone? "We've been hiding that we have been doing IVF for over a year now with no success. We have no desire to talk to our families about our infertility or baby making ways." "I never graduated high school. I walked out on stage, got the folder where the diploma goes, the whole thing. Never actually did it. My family doesn't know." "I've been in love with someo...

At what point can you tell your spouse that they’re just not good at something?! It’s been a year and Scott wants to tell his wife that it’s time to give it up! But should he? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

If you missed it this morning, Ryan made a pretty big announcement. He dives deeper into on this podcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

How did you make it awkward? "I didn't hear what my girlfriend said so I just said "Skol". Turns out she was complaining about how I don't listen." "Complimented my neighbor's wife on her new car. She didn't get a new car... Yeah, it belonged to the woman he was cheating on her with." "I was chatting with a man several years ago. He told me he was going to his baby cousin's wake. I didn't know wha...

Ryan shares his emotional message on the tough decision he's been toiling with for months. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Crisco is so incredibly talented! How he manages to take any situation and make it incredibly awkward is astonishing! We also go over some more #Unpopular opinions we didn't get to this morning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Should we be worried that we are now seeing a need for "cry spas" or is this something to celebrate?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listeners certainly have opinions about us, just go ahead and ask them. Actually, don't! Because they will NOT hold back! Just listen to this... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What makes you feel weak?! "What makes me a weak little lesbian? A strong, buff woman. Good lord, crack me open like a walnut." "Seeing barefoot women in public places makes me weak." "The smell of Old Spice Swagger deodorant makes me feel weak." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Robert’s girlfriend is going to Med School, but she needs him to do one thing for her so she can play doctor during the day! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dez is out and TJ is filling in, now Ryan and Crisco are finding out how TJ’s daughter got her nickname.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

#Guilty "I slept with my stepdad while I was engaged." "I was kinda responsible for my boss getting fired yesterday.... but she deserved it. #Guilty" "I am guilty of purposely not setting up my ride to work so I can stay home and actually get more rest." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .