Crisco, Dez & Wes

Pidge needs your help putting together a set list for his first ever live music performance May 17th, for Staci & Hutch's Music Therapy at O'Shaughnessy Distilling Company. And we're learning Dez and Snow White are practically the same person. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s something you’d only do on Vacation? "Vacations are for extra sexy clothes that I wouldn't wear at home and Chick-fil-A." "Drink alcohol 🍷. Any time, any place." "Skinny dipping, unicorn in a semi public place, wearing a bikini and eating and drinking whatever I feel like!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel...

Grace just got asked to do something with her boyfriend that she’s never been asked to do before… Does she say yes? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Crisco's made an unfortunate realization and we read some Secrets from this morning that we couldn't get too! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s Something you hope your Parents never find out you did? "I hope my parents never find out I fooled around with an older married guy." "I hope my parents don't find out that I'm planning on moving to Idaho with my kids so I can get away from their toxicity." "That I worked at Hooters." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

Tommy is toying with the idea of doing something pretty frowned upon… Or is it? He wants our permission. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Wes is trying his hardest to rein in the other three clowns on this show! We also learn Dez could've been a Disney star!! What?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Trying to find more and more ways to bond with each other, Crisco & Wes have come up with the brilliant idea of matching tattoos. After sharing their idea, somehow Dez and Pidge quickly got dragged into it and now we're wondering what to do? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What would people not know about you? "People may not know I was a practicing Pagan in college. If my mother found out she would have a coronary!" "I am a straight guy that wears thong underwear only!!! Feels like you're wearing nothing don't knock it until you try it." "I'm an accountant who loves to have fun! I always have a concert on my calendar!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...

Claire just found out what her dad did five years ago on her wedding day, and she is in shock and does not know what to do!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Crisco brings in one of his favorite foods and one of the grossest foods ever made for all of us to try, Braunschweiger. Some handle it better than others. Plus, Pidge is back at it with his inventions that have already been invented. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dana is trying to decide if she should be a Karen and do something that her husband’s against See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It shouldn’t bug me but it does? "Long hair not tied up in a ponytail or bun at the swimming pool! Ewwww!" "When people post every detail of their life on Facebook!" "When people say "ALDIs" instead of just "ALDI"!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What amazing act of kindness have you never taken credit for? "I adopt a family and a veteran every Christmas." "I once paid for an older man's gas, just because I felt he needed it. It made me so happy!" "I had my bill paid when celebrating being cancer free. I was so moved I cried." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-...

Tensions have been running high on this podcast lately, but apparently tensions are much higher between certain vegetables and you should make sure not to grow them next to each other. Plus, Wes' food confessions are becoming more and more ridiculous, and quite frankly, hard to take. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s...

What do you hate that everybody else loves or love that everybody hates? "Dislikes include: Sushi. Chick-Fil-A. Shamrock shakes. Billie Eilish. Pumpkin spice lattes. Girl Scout Cookies (I dread every time I see a stand in public). I dislike a lot of things lol!" "I love beets... and hate mushrooms and coffee (and I'm with Crisco on Beyonce and Prince)" "I love blisters on my hand. I know it's weir...

Do you have to do the things your spouse is interested in if you have zero interest? That’s what Claire is wondering, is her husband taking it too far? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Disclaimer: Crisco & Pidge argue for the first 7 minutes. So, if you'd like to skip ahead we definitely don't blame you! After the dust has settled and apologies are exchanged, we get back to the funny! To be fair, some of the fight is pretty funny/ridiculous too. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

I never thought I’d have to say “blank” to someone? "I never thought I'd tell a long-time childhood friend we can't be friends because of how you parent." "Never thought I'd have to tell a toddler not to put their pecker in the AC vent." ""Grandpa... that's actually my butt you're grabbing" while taking a group photo thinking he's grabbing my grandma." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priva...

What Teresa‘s husband is doing to make extra money is weirding her out, but can she look past it to get what she wants? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Wes is clearly fitting right in because Crisco's family already hates him. Plus, what classic store is closing over 100 stores nationwide? Is this the beginning of the end? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Wes was raised in Minnesota but moved to Wisconsin years ago for a job, which led to him meeting his wife. So, his wife is new to Minnesota and needs to know the do's & don't of the Land of 10,000 Lakes. Wes recently took her to the Mall of America for the first time and is now wondering what else he needs to introduce her to? We need your advice and opinions! See Privacy Policy at https://art...

For years and years Crisco has been the undisputed champion of uncomfortable around here! Creating awkward moment after awkward moment. But, does the morning show now how a new prince of perplexion? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What’s your secret guilty pleasure? "Hallmark movies. Cheesy, cookie cutter, feel good." "My guilty pleasure is watching Vanderpump Rules. It is such trash television, but the "drama" is so oddly addicting!" "CHEESECAKE when it's not a celebration or holiday. I'm like the Golden Girls being bad and eating their cheesecake out on the lanai." "I have an animal mascot costume that I take lots of pict...

Steve made an epic mistake and he either needs to come clean with his wife or ask his father-in-law to bail him out. Is what he did forgivable? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .