Criminal Gines

The Girls are joined by Rocky Roberts to discuss Ricky Kasso, the Satanic Panic, and the West Memphis Three. Hear them talk about plans to start a metal band, hanging out in graveyards, and new theories around favorite murders. They also touch on sneezing with your eyes open, Teenage Dirtbag origins, DND, Stranger Things, and growing up in rural Texas. This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds...

The Girls are joined by Steve Furey to discuss Ralph Tortorici, the paranoid schizophrenic who took an Albany classroom hostage, and the intricacies of an insanity defense. They discuss opioid use and stalk Shemar Moore before being joined by behaviorist Kristen Green for her Peer Review segment, where she tries to explain M-theory to simpletons. They also discuss whether or not the Matrix is real...

The Girls are joined by Alex Clark to discuss Richard Kuklinski, aka The Iceman, a legendary mob hitman. Is he as prolific as the stories claim? Can Shemar Moore reach hotter heights? Join them as they discuss the New York Mob, the RICO Act, Jimmy Hoffa and the Unions. They’ll also discuss Tiger King, de-aging, and space travel retirement plans. This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1,...

The Girls are joined by Parnell Piano to discuss Anatoly Onoprienko and the different types of family annihilators. They continue to rate Shemar Moore but, for the first time ever, add Matthew Gray Gubler to the mix for the first ever Gimme Gubes. They talk about Tim DeKay, Veronica’s ideal age range for men, Stacy’s tiny hands and her iron deficiency. With the tiny pitter patter of elderly German...

The Girls are joined by Emma Oliver to discuss The DC Snipers, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. As always, they rate Shemar Moore, discuss death sentences for teens, and the morality of the true crime genre. Also mentioned, Cocaine Bear, Joel Schumacher’s Phone Both, No Man of God, and unreliable narrators. This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 6: LDSK.

The Girls are joined by Jay Washington to discuss Larry Gene Bell and the disappearance of Shari Faye Smith. They also discuss the disappearances of the Millbrook Twins and the Bradley Sisters. Kristen is back with her segment, Peer Review, this time discussing twins and eugenics. They rate Shemar Moore, and discuss Grimace from the McDonald’s Gang and Tyler Perry hairstyles. Also, does Stacy have...

The Girls are joined by Heather Pasternak to discuss William Heirens (aka The Lipstick Killer). They discuss coerced confessions, what they’d be arrested for, and how fast they can eat a hot dog. As always, they rate Shemar Moore, and they briefly discuss preferential killers, tabloids, the musical Chicago, and the beginnings of DNA forensics. This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, e...

The Girls are joined by Jim McDevitt to discuss Mormon forger and bomber Mark Hofmann. They discuss why Veronica is going to get killed, rate Shemar Moore, and discover how Jim is connected to the Gardener Museum art heist. They also discuss the man the myth the legend, Nic Cage. This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 3: Won't Get Fooled Again.

The Girls are joined by board-certified behaviorist, Kristen Green, for their first Peer Review segment to find out why people (specifically Stacy) stutter. They discuss arsonist Paul Keller, Bobby Cannavale’s sexual magnetism, why bananas are trash, and what constitutes an interesting killer. This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 2: Compulsion.

The Girls are joined by Amanda McHenry for their first Our Buddy Bundy segment. They discuss Michael Shriner and Clifton Bloomfield, rate Shemar Moore, and talk about important things like the Real Housewives, safe words, and privatized prison systems. This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 1: Extreme Aggressor.

Welcome to Criminal Gines -- a comedic true crime podcast where Stacy and Veronica follow along to Criminal Minds but discuss the true crime cases that can be linked to the episodes! With their guests and pensions to get derailed, this is sure to be a fun ride with a couple friends who bonded over serial killers and prison shows. Launching June 2nd, we hope you join us on our journey to watch all...