Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Send us Fan Mail 💃 All Hail The Kissing Bandit - Billy Crystal Zorro-Style - and the ladies that love him! He would be arrested these days... 😘 The dude attacks woman with kisses, female passengers seem to love it - and their men hate it - so the hunter becomes the hunted...and Julie in a low cut dress gets drafted to be the bait. 💥 We also talk About: Julie MCoy's Only Fans Page (?!), the...

Send us Fan Mail 🐹👗Gopher-in-drag saves a damsel in distress, only to be sexually assaulted himself 💪 All-out BRAWL -  a violent cruise ship fight, with one positive: the captain gets his ass handed to him 😈 More of the Super Creep Perv Captain's Uncle 🎷 Eric Estrada only wants sax with Mackenzie Phillips 👴🏻 The Unfortunate Incident : "What's so fun about a 78-year-old man ju...

Send us Fan Mail While we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey. We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ... 😔 Somehow, humor gets combined with inappropriate behavior - and basically, sexual assault is played for comedy. 🆘 The captain makes Julie spend time, over and over again, with his perv uncle. The...

Send us Fan Mail We hope you all are having a great holiday season!!  We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!! This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode.  Please do take another listen as you prepare yourselves for our triumphant return next week - 2024!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show...

Send us Fan Mail Sonny Bono,  Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ... What do all these things have in common? They're all part of this week's show!! PLUS: 🪽 Charlie's Angels' Bosley is hav...

Send us Fan Mail Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew.  Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse.   🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional state and spiraling behavior including her odd reaction to her parent's divorce news. 😘 Little Kiss on The Prarie: A young Melissa Gi...

Send us Fan Mail  ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman 🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History . ⚠️You've been warned. 👗Mrs. Roper falls in love/lust with her captor. 💔A love-starved wife wants touching and squeezing. Her hubby tells her how well...

Send us Fan Mail 👙 A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️ Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one...

Send us Fan Mail This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust. Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme. Playmate on exam table. Attempted murder. Incest on board. Show host dating habits...  ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group , for their continuous support in producing high-qu...

Send us Fan Mail Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case! SEASON ONE FINALE!!! At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves. 😉 Also, a cheating pimp, how is that even possible? M...

Send us Fan Mail Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!! These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior! 🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes:  1️⃣  Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc sexually - like she wants him to want her! 2️⃣   A sexy redhead passenger launches a war against her scumbag other half - and somehow Doc beds her! 3️⃣   Charl...

Send us Fan Mail 1️⃣ A high-stakes game : Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed 💰💔 2️⃣ Unmasking "The Doctor" : We dive into the myste...

Send us Fan Mail French Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances! In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat! 🚢 🔎 In this episode, we explore three generations discussing their love for The Love Boat, reflecting on how societal norms have changed since the 70s. Here are three key takeaways: 1...

Send us Fan Mail Dirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat." Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling left out while her dazzling pal steals all the limelight. Producer Caleb ponders, "Why does the hot friend get all the boys and...

Send us Fan Mail A poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies. So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play! Please note: a beaver is featured ... and that's just the beginning. Then we wrap-up last week's jewelry heist and turns out the moron thieve...

Send us Fan Mail A  floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diamond heist takes center stage. But wait there's more !! Adrian Barbeau, a buxom, sex-symbol actress from the 70s (Beau Arthu...

Send us Fan Mail Gopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, TV shows, and even movies from the 1970s, chimpanzees will invariably show up and create some kind of hilarity or havoc, and sometimes both. This happens a lot in this epis...

Send us Fan Mail We are seeing the end of  Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode.  Yes,  that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized in the movie Auto Focus with Greg Kinnear and Willem Defoe. Look it up. Yikes. Creepy. His Jerry Springer-style plotline ultimately is another study of...

Send us Fan Mail Twisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one, folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here.    Yes, you read that correctly.  What is going on here?! Our hosts demand answers and we ultimately do get them - but are the answers good enough? After last week's episode, it seems that a...

Send us Fan Mail Edgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "Family Reunion: It sounds like a G**damn Griswold Christmas, literally. Uncle Eddie showing up would be the tip of the iceberg." — Co-Host...

Send us Fan Mail Iconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor? "Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replacement from Happy Days! Zsa Zsa Gabor! Vegas and Spenser for Hire's Robert Urich and funny guy Leslie Nielsen all play a part in this...

Send us Fan Mail Role Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, in fact, they seek something much more primal(!) SNL alumni Jane Curtin takes lead in the frolic, and she may be tinkering with the wrong plumber. Hmm. Just li...

Send us Fan Mail Two twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" -  which works. She also has a twin sister, and they are pretending to be one person for whatever reason. Whew. So they both end up in bed with him, one after the other, within the same night. Within the same hour...

Send us Fan Mail Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter is a V-card-carrying fella in the hot seat with his rowdy friends.  It's up to him to fumble through a ship full of ladies until he finds the end of the rainbow - or something like that.    On the other end of the spectrum is sweet-crazy grandma. She's cruising with her granddaughter with one goal: to get her hooked up with a higher...

Send us Fan Mail Charo. The Legend. This one-name wonder swung through the 70s with her Flamenco guitar, chuchi-cuchi catchphrase, and jiggly approach to life. It's no surprise that The Love Boat welcomed her as a guest star 10 times, To kick things off, we're given reason to contemplate the ethics of tasing holy men. Milton Berle drops into this episode playing an obnoxious oaf, much li...