Crews Control

Grant spins the news and denounces his family, Dorsch goes vegan and talks about the home country, and Leo gets some bad news and goes on a murder rant. Not even one week into the second year of Crews Control and JAMP gets acquired by FantastiCorp. Thanks for failing to hang up on your video call with the Sharks Leo! Listen as The Crew talks about what this all means for them and the company going...

Dorsch gets deep and loses a bet, Leo knows nothing about the disappearance of the Mandarin and likes it when they call him Big Papa, and Grant makes a heartfelt apology and finally gets the answer he has been hoping for. Welcome to the Big Crewhuna folks! One year later and the Crew is still at it! A bunch of fan favorites stop by to celebrate. We hear some puns, get some financial updates, and w...

Grant screams like a valley girl and makes an abrupt disappearance, Dorsch sucks like a fish and eats like a horse, and Leo is off in the the middle of the ocean on a boat with The Mandarin. It took the Crew 51 weeks but they finally ran out of new guests to call on. Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) is back for the second time this week. Tim and the guys talk about working with 80 horses,...

Grant is on babysitter duty and shares a Lincoln family legend, Leo forms a truce with his nemesis and delivers a spoiler alert, and Dorsch is off touring the Eastern Seaboard as part of the Black and Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Much to no one's surprise Grant got duped again this week into hosting a guest he didn't invite as the stepson of one very famous Michael, Jacob-san shows up at JAMP. Young J...

Leo gets fumigated and is doing just fine, Grant gets tricked and creates a fancy new signature, and Dorsch gives us a taste of his hot new tight five. Later on Celebrity Signature Artist Goober Suck (Rhett Sosebee) drops by to talk about the difference between an autograph and a signature, People's Ugliest Man Award, and what it's like working at Wegmans.   T-minus 3 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna...

Grant uses cruise control and gets a mouthful of cicadas, Dorsch coins some new expressions and has a pizza related disappointment, and Leo gets pranked and isn't inherently wrong. The Crew is joined by Foley Artist Organ Hurley (Mark O'Connell) this week. After clarifying that not all Foley is in the style of Police Academy's Michael Winslow, Organ and the gang talk about missing PAs on the set o...

Dorsch hits his and plans a wedding, Leo plays hide the Keurig and plucks a violin, and Grant bothers a barista and gets sexy. Another week of Grant not securing a guest, another week of the Crew talking to a walk-in. Composer and creator of the Yellow Scale, Eddie Yellow finds his way into the Crews Nest this week. He and the Crew talk about the curious case of his cursed ring, an impossible melo...

Leo sets a dangerous precedent and recounts a heinous nightmare, Dorsch makes an observation and sends an email, and Grant plays a hero and saves the day, or at least Leo from disassociating. Thanks to some Craigslist confusion, this week's guest is not Jason Bateman. Instead, the newly named Hackle Backness (Andy Bridges) shows up in his place. The Crew and Hackle talk about his work as a backgro...

Leo starts work on a new project for one very sexy giant and loses his glasses, Dorsch misunderstands the responsibilities for one of his roles in the company and interrupts the filming process, and Grant develops a new vice and stinks up the place. After responding to a poorly worded telephone pole ad Grant put up, director of "mostly" adult films, Joey DeMico stops by the Nest to talk shop with...

Leo goes back to basics and picks up the paparazzo mantle once again, Grant gets a Lincoln family update and plays to the wrong demographic, and Dorsch takes on a hunk and fills some buckets. Podcast, or as real podcasters call them, casties, critic Candace Saint Martin Lacroix (Ceara O'Sullivan) moves into Christoff's old office to dish out some doorknobs. She and the Crew talk S.U.V.s, boomer's...

Grant leads his first tour and looks for a friend, Dorsch refuses to share and ingests 50,000% of the daily dose of cracked black pepper, and Leo is away this week living his best life delivering the keynote speech at ScarfCon2021 in Ithaca New York. Things at JAMP are starting to look up now that Grant took that 91% pay-cut. That is until Fire Marshal Chuck Chocolatebar (Sam Goldberg) gets a scar...

Grant cooks the books and plays by finders sweepers rules, Leo buys 22 million dollars worth of milk and becomes a minority owner of the Miami Marlins, and Dorsch meets the parents and gets lost in a metaphor. Instead of an industry guest this week, Leo and Dorsch bring on JAMP's newly hired accountant Victor Pellegrini (Matt Hession) to hold an intervention for Grant's ludicrous handling of the c...

Grant goes biblical and gives a Lincoln update, Leo advertises free labor and promises he isn't working as an FBI informant, and Dorsch is off this week as he accepted an "invitation" to visit the TJ Maxx international headquarters with his "girlfriend." After getting tipped off by Christian Bale, anger management consultant and concierge punching bag Tucker Crispin (Jeremy Peacock) drops by the N...

Leo swears he is happy and gets in touch with his fellow man, Grant incorrectly applies for a raise and goes foot to peel with a banana, and Dorsch gushes about his new maxxinista girlfriend. The Crew is later joined by On Set Dad and fan of the show Clark Dunkin (James Melloni). Clark and the guys talk adoption, space exploration, and the upcoming Dadolympics. Crews Control runs on (Clark) Dunkin...

Grant compares apples to oranges and learns about the insides of chickens, Leo gets high and plays games on company time, and Dorsch cooks himself up and gets a nose full of toxic fumes. Mikey Toitle (George LaBour) from the Sunoco down the street and apparently the sub-basement of JAMP drops by to talk nothing but knock offs. Some highlights include a Scooby Doo based case of copyright infringeme...

Leo raps about his harrowing origin story and gets afraid, very afraid, Grant is forced to confront his feelings and drops some sick scientific knowledge, and Dorsch promises he is not a creep and drops some sick scientific beats. The Crew is joined by yet another uninvited guest this week as Set Tutor Juniper (Sam Carty), picks the lock on the door. Not wanting to pass up on an interview, the Cre...

Leo unleashes his inner camel and mounts a big fish, Grant continues pushing for a new catch phrase and shares an old voicemail, and Dorsch has his reality shattered when he finds out some very troubling news about the Mailman. Grant must have left the door open because Lady Gaga's personal Assistant wanders uninvited into the Nest this week. The Crew and this sad, sad, man get to talking about fo...

Leo snagged a 336 hour long tee time at the country club of all country clubs so he's off putting and strutting his stuff with the big shots. Grant and Dorsch are left behind to captain the ship and baby, it's smooth sailing! Joining Dorsch and Grant is Jake Archer, you know, from the Chick-Fil-A down the street? Things get wild without Leo around to keep these knuckleheads in check! The Crew talk...

Grant wears his sunglasses at night and explains how he got those scars, Leo unpacks his daddy issues and gives an update on his mommy searches, and Dorsch tries to write his own name. JAMP's new set photographer Octavio Lizard (Ann Bybee-Finley) steps into the Nest to talk about Peter Pan, the zero budget film Tiles No More, and the film technique only known as "Shadow Man". Leo also doubles down...

Dorsch actually did it! He went back to night school! He also took the podcast equipment with him leaving Grant and Leo with no way to record the weekly episode. In lieu of your regular serving of Crews Control, we present to you a glimpse into the life of everyone's favorite stunt man. Follow Dorsch as he learns about potatoes and email and then sit down with him as he enjoys every last bite of n...

Grant questions the wording of the intro and fails to understand how potatoes work, Leo unveils his new fashion line for hideous dogs and plugs his handiwork in the upcoming film "Cruella", and Dorsch sends his first email then tuckers himself out. Later, JAMP's new Security Guard Barnabus Jones (Sam Goldberg) steps away from his post to chat with the Crew about why he was hired and how he ended u...

Dorsch learns the letter L and plants explosives in the wrong place, Leo cooks a meatloaf and has beef with His Dark Materials, and Grant blows up a federal kitchen and makes a reference even he doesn't understand. On their return to the Nest the Crew chats with Craft Services lead Kumquat "Shalley" Coaster (Sam Merriweather). Shalley shares what it was like growing up with the name Kumquat and sh...

Leo has four big ideas and reveals his non-sexual porn preferences, Grant has one hell of a Freudian slip and makes a slam dunk call back, and Dorsch refuses to go back to night school. The Crew is later joined by probable fraud, Professor Carl Sand (Ryan Snodgrass), lead, and almost sole actor of the "Discovery Of" franchise. The "Professor" chats about his feud with Hollywood action man Steven S...

Leo leaves for good and then comes back a few more times before leaving again, Dorsch kills an ape and still hasn't learned how to use his email, and Grant turns up the heat and fails the reverse Bechdel Test. Once Leo is gone the Crew's Nest is visited by motion capture duo extraordinaire Dingle and Books (LaBour and Pete). These two industry workhorses share some behind the scenes looks at the w...

Leo has one week left but still manages to nab a personal sponsorship, Grant brags about his failures and puts his sun to good use, and Dorsch finally tells us exactly where he is from and the truth will shock you. Later on, fan of the show and advertising pioneer Gloria Bryce Pump (Talia Fraine) pops her head in the Nest to talk slow motion, the sex appeal of food, and breast pumps. The crew also...