Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt's

We slip in and out of your podcast feed like a ninja in the night, depositing an episode, and disappearing like a memory on the wind. This week we are slipping Season 3 Episode 1: Like a Virgin under your pillow. Dawson is back from camp or wherever the hell he went after narcing on […] The post Episode 312 – Like A Virgin first appeared on Creek of the Week .

We are back in Capeside for a week and let me tell you: It feels good. This week we had just enough time to bust out a randomly selected episode for your listening pleasure, and RNGesus decided it shall be Season 2 episode 9, Election. In which young Andie finds herself running for class president, […] The post Episode 311 – Elec2ion first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Long time no… type episode description to. So ya boys are back to drop a hot COTW track on the internet, but not without ulterior motives. We are finally announcing our new podcast project, and we thought the best place to do it was the place that started it all (and the place with the […] The post Episode 310 – Mystery Creek & Exciting Announcement first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Seven years ago we decided to abandon our music podcast idea and do something silly for our own amusement that we never thought anyone would listen to. Rewatch podcasts existed at the time, but nobody was doing random episodes (still aren’t), and why would they? It’s an utterly stupid format for a show. Thankfully, “stupid” […] The post Episode 309 – 4ll Good Things Must Come To An End first appea...

Oh wow, my last Schitt’s Creek episode description. I don’t even know how to begin. You all know the jist of the episode: David gets married and then the whole gang separates off to live their new successful lives, having learned a myriad of lessons from their time spent in the Creek. In many ways, […] The post Episode 308 – Happy Ending first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it. A few more steps and we will have summitted the peak of Schitt Mountain. Our oxygen is getting low, we passed several long dead corpses on the way up, and we only have a few minutes to enjoy it before we have to descend or else risk […] The post Episode 307 – Start Spreading The News first appeared on Creek of the Week .

So, Schitt’s Creek is finally getting around to wrapping Schitt up, which means we have to figure out what is in store for Johnny, Moira, David, Alexis, and the rest. This episode focuses on Johnny, Stevie, and Roland and their attempt to turn their little roadside motel into a massive corporate chain. Before the big […] The post Episode 306 – The Pitch first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Hey there, kittens! Only a few creeks left for you to dip your toes into, but thankfully this one is a good one. It’s bachelor party time before David’s wedding, and Stevie is in charge of planning. The itenerary includes escape rooms and drinks, but the rest of the Rose family is a little distracted. […] The post Episode 305 – The Bachelor Party first appeared on Creek of the Week .

As the sun rises on a new baby podcast, springing forth fully formed from the heads of it’s hosts, so too must it eventually set, returning to those same fractured skulls to burrow deep into the cranial-goo where it will fester and mutate into deep regret. Regret over the thousands of hours of improvised commentary […] The post Episode 304 – Sunrise, Sunset first appeared on Creek of the Week .

What a week we have in store for you my little Schittobites. After our usual beginning-of-show-BS we hop in and watch Alexis make some poor life decisions with an old man while Johnny attempts offer some fatherly warnings to her would-be suitor. Meanwhile Moira goes sans-Publicist and attempts to right the horrible faux pas that […] The post Episode 303 – Rebound first appeared on Creek of the Wee...

It’s another fine week for another fine creek. This one has some laughs and some tears as we bid farewell to sexvet Ted. He’s off to artificially inseminate turtles or something while Alexis has to stay behind and find her own path. Meanwhile the Rose’s face off against the Schitts to see who will get […] The post first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Cults are fun, this week most of the Schitts Creek women are almost indoctrinated into one. Meanwhile Moira and David get hammered on terrible wine, and Johnny bonds with Patrick. Your hosts discuss super important things like purchasing hard-to-find electronics, and removing twitter contacts. HOT CONTENT! The post Episode 301 – Moira Rose first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Wow folks, 300 episodes. I think we have about 7 more in us then it’s time to bounce. But don’t let the impending demise of your fifth favorite podcast distract from the hilarious romp we have for you this week. There are misunderstandings aplenty as the threesome Patrick and David think they are going to […] The post Episode 300 – The Wingman first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Put on your best skinny jeans and roll out the merlot rug, it’s time for the premiere of The Crowening, and all the heavy hitters of Schitt’s Creek (heavy Schitters?) are making their debuts. While Alexis & Moira deal with that, Stevie struggles with her decision to return to the motel business, and David struggles […] The post Episode 299 – The Premiere first appeared on Creek of the Week .

It’s Schitt time again folks, and this week’s is a hoot. Moira is very excited about the release of a trailer for her upcoming feature Crows 3: The Crowening, however not all of her friends share her elation. Also Johnny and Roland have to figure out why a guy at their new motel has a […] The post Episode 298 – Maid of Honour first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to Creek of the Week Inc. Come on in and have a seat. Looking over your resume I see you have extensive experience in the field of “having amazing taste in podcasts”, good good. I also see that you’ve listed your biggest weakness as “only leaves 5 […] The post Episode 297 – The Job Interview first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Ya ever pee the bed as an adult? Sound off in the comments, then tune in to see if your hosts have. One person we know has definitely peed the bed is David Rose, and that is the main story in this episode. Concurrently we have Alexis handling the burgeoning social media presence of her […] The post Episode 296 – The Incident first appeared on Creek of the Week .

This week’s episode is an interesting one. Our extended pre-show banter recounts a harrowing, and often objectively hilarious tale, of the events of the previous week for one of your beloved hosts. That undersells it, but I’m trying to keep spoilers out of the episode description so you’ll just have to listen. Afterward we watch […] The post Episode 295 – Smoke Signals first appeared on Creek of t...

The season 5 finale is here and they’re goin out singing. Much of this finale is taken up by musical numbers. They are fine. The rest of it is mainly dominated by stormclouds raining all over David’s parade as he tries to make a dramatic engagement announcement. Also, Alexis is dealing with the fallout of […] The post Episode 294 – Life Is A Cabaret first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Well this week’s episode sure is a doozy. Important stuff goes down in this one, as well as some less-important stuff. First of all, Johnny starts to feel uncomfortable while doing some manual labor, and for a moment everyone thinks he might die. Spoiler alert: He doesn’t. Next Alexis realizes there might be more to […] The post Episode 293 – The Hike first appeared on Creek of the Week .

Hey kiddos, Sorry for the brief hiatus, but we are back with another banger. This week’s episode of Schitt’s Creek doesn’t have a lot of drama but makes up for it in laughs, as it is, in this host’s humble opinion, one of the funnier episodes of the season. Johnny has to fill in for […] The post Episode 292 – The Roast first appeared on Creek of the Week .

This week’s Schitt’s Creek starts with the revelation that David is throwing the one and only surprise party of his life for his BF Patrick, and has secretly invited his lover’s parents to the soiree. This inadvertently puts Johnny in a, wait for it, awkward position, when he accidentally outs Patrick to his parents who […] The post Episode 291 – Meet The Parents first appeared on Creek of the Wee...

This week is all about dead animals and sex in public spaces, my two favorite things. While headed out of town for a spa-retreat, Johnny and Moira accidentally plow over a cat. Then, for some reason, they hunt down the owners of the cat, and once again for an unknown purpose, sit around that person’s […] The post Episode 290 – Roadkill first appeared on Creek of the Week .

As the Olympics come to a close, it is only fitting we say farewell with possibly the most athletic episode of Schitt’s Creek. This week the town’s two baseball teams are competing in the league finale. One wonders: How many teams started in this tournament? Where are all those players? Was it always going to […] The post Episode 289 – The M.V.P. first appeared on Creek of the Week .

A lot of stuff happens on this episode. Johnny and Stevie win an award right as Stevie is getting unceremoniously dumped by a bastard. Moira settles into the role of Director of Cabaret, and David makes fun of Patrick for being a pushover. But who are we kidding, none of that matters. This is the […] The post Episode 288 – The Hospies first appeared on Creek of the Week .