Creativity Wasted

Idea (NSFW): An app to barter or trade chores and menial tasks with people in your neighborhood, because some people might find some tasks more or less annoying than other people. Tasks that can be bartered/traded include walking the dog, helping you when you're sick or drugged out, popping zits on your back, small talk, foreplay, etc. Also: doing a bunch of small tasks in exchange for a big task,...

Idea (NSFW): To use genetic engineering to combine plants with animals or people, so they can be your pets/friends/partners, can let you know if they need water or nutrients to grow better, or can be easily cloned and made into a plant army to take over the world. Also: plant fetishes, coconut trees killing more people than sharks, the machismo of plants taking pain without screaming Avery Sommerf...

Idea: A low budget sci-fi movie where bees are genetically modified to attack people and explode. The bees only attack people if they 1) talk, 2) walk, or 3) use tools i.e. use their hands to do stuff. So people have to find silly and weird ways to survive without doing these three things Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/Ch...

Idea: A social media app like Tinder but for women to use their physical attractiveness to find male friends Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): A dishwasher-friendly tube that you poop through, so the poop comes out clean and you don't have to wipe. Available in multiple sizes. Bag and fun Play-Doh-like shape attachments also available Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): A social media app to connect people with "enablers", who help "enable" an addiction, vice, or anything else (except violence), including mundane things such as collecting flamingo wind chimes Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): A golf course filled with nature that looks like human anatomy (cactuses that looks like dicks, trees with lumps that look like butts, sand dunes shaped like the female body, etc.). The caddies would use a bunch of silly adult golf puns ("if you hook your shaft you could get lost in the bush", "there's a ball washer available after you complete the back 9", etc.) Originally from Creat...

Idea: A sitcom about a mechanic, featuring all of the weird things about being a mechanic in a car dealership, such as people leaving weird things in their car (guns, soiled undies, drugs, etc.), people's dumb failed attempts to fix their own cars, and how it's somehow still allowed for them to display pictures of nude women in the workspace Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (...

Idea: A device (the "honky") that makes different car horn sounds to communicate different things, like "look out", "excuse me", "screw you", or "my bad". Also, maybe configurable text on the front/rear or your car that says "move over" Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (instagram.com/amydetroitrockcity) Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) A...

Idea: All roads/driveways/parking should be elevated, to allow animals to roam free, and for people to live in harmony with nature on the ground. Although it might ruin the fun of rollercoasters Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (instagram.com/amydetroitrockcity) Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Anthony Slanda (twitter.com/Runfromcheney)...

Idea: A house where the entire floor of every room consists of stairs. It would be cleverly designed to eliminate the need for hallways and to utilize vertical space, i.e. the ceiling of the entire room (i.e. over the toilet, kitchen sink, bed, etc) doesn't need to be 8 foot high, and instead the rooms above can be lowered, possibly allowing 4 stories worth of rooms to be contained in the space of...

Idea: A dating site which integrates with other websites, so you can see a potential date's Netflix viewing history, song listening history, or political/news interests (if they chose to expose this information). This type of information is likely more accurate than typical dating site questionnaires Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5 Branden Milsk (twitter.com/BrandenMilsk) Jeff Johnson...

Idea (NSFW): An online-dating site exclusively for left-handed people (who think they're superior to right-handed people). Also: Jeff's history of forced right-handedness, left-handedness and depth perception Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5 Branden Milsk (twitter.com/BrandenMilsk) Jeff Johnson Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A special tech support employee specifically for helping old people do very basic tech tasks, such as use a mouse or do anything more advanced than making a phone call on a smart phone Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 4 Derek Brand (instagram.com/brand9470) Jon Mullinix (instagram.com/mullinixjon) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: An experiment to see if experienced drunk drivers can drive as well as a sober person Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 4 Derek Brand (instagram.com/brand9470) Jon Mullinix (instagram.com/mullinixjon) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A social experiment or contest to see what's memorable. A bunch of contestants would each do something weird or interesting while meeting a famous person (such as President Obama) in public for a 5-10 second handshake or autograph. Then, years later, the famous person is put in a room with each of the contestants, to see which contestants were remembered by the famous person Originally from...

Idea: A dating website that allows you to report bad dates who, for example, stole food off your plate, so other people can avoid dating them Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3 Greg Shur DC Bradley (instagram.com/dcbradleyonig) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Laff Tracks

(NSFW) A small improvised idea for a dirty prank you could do using a time machine Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3 Greg Shur DC Bradley (instagram.com/dcbradleyonig) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Laff Tracks

Idea: In the 1950s, a Russian scientist was able to attach a dog's head onto another dog's body, and it survived for a few weeks. We should be able to do much better now. So if a person is terminally ill, we should attach their brain/head to a machine (i.e. replacement body) to get maybe a few months of extra life, and attach the body to a machine (i.e. replacement brain). The head/brain can live...

Idea: To give obese kids/teenagers HGH (human growth hormone), so they become taller and less obese. Maybe also give kids/teenagers who are likely to become obese drugs to stunt their growth, so that later when they start to become obese, they can be given higher doses of HGH to fight harder against obesity. Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 2 Shallis Mask Frank A Marty R Tom Walma (twitte...

Idea: A sci-fi movie kind of like Planet of the Apes, except that multiple species of animals, such as lab rats/mice and dogs, become more intelligent than humans. Some types of animals, such as dogs, side with humans, and others side against humans. A giant civil war between intelligent animals occurs (which humans are not aware of), where one side wants to take over the world and destroy/enslave...

Idea: A spray that masks the smell of farts. Or maybe a pill containing electronics which detect whether smell-cancelling chemicals need to be released while it passes through your body. Also: fart-filtering underwear, the professional fart performer (flatulist) at the Moulin Rouge Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1 Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) J...

Idea: An atheist holiday named "Hole-y Day" where you put a hole in your yard, such as a giant tire, to signify both the vast emptiness of the universe and your desire to participate in a Holey Day free love session with someone you've never been with. Also involves throwing things into holes, monkeys, and a symbolic deity who wears yoga pants. Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1 Ted Moss...

Idea: A sci-fi device that allows you to use controls currently found on a television remote control (pause, fast-forward, volume up/down, closed captioning, etc.) to control conversations in real life. The primary purpose would be to skip boring small talk when you wish someone would hurry up and get to the point, but you could also pause/rewind if you need to hear something again, etc. Matt Hami...

Idea: If you're too sick to drink water without vomiting it back up, and you cannot get to the hospital, maybe you can avoid dehydration and save your life by butt-chugging water. Also, Matt shares his butt-chugging expertise (Note: not based on medical expertise, please consult a doctor instead) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma, https://creativitywasted.com) Matt Hamilton (Podcast: https://mois...