Crave the Rave

We have a VERY special episode for you for Pride month, featuring our first guest, none other than Alex Shaqueera, the ultimate party queen. We share our personal high-lights and full-frights of the gay scene over the years. And we reminisce over early noughties raves and Manchester uni days. If you went to uni in Manc, you're gonna wanna listen to this one! Plus... Jessie uncovers the truth b...

We take another trip into a former life.... a life that was just a series of afters after afters after afters. A time when rummaging around under the sofa on all fours for treasure and getting 10 slurring Susans on a bed was standard. Whatever you call it... the afters, the sesh, carrying on, smash cotch, staying 'in-in', that part of the night was always the highlight, let's be honest...

In this week's weirdness... We launch a national campaign to find the shagging couple in Fabric Room 3 every Friday between 2006-2011 Were you at Sanctuary Festival 2007 (the mudfest)? Do you remember Homelands or Hi-Fi fezzies in the Matterly Bowl? GET IN TOUCH!! We want to hear from you!! Jess talks about the anti-climax of her first £1 balloon - 'the inflation on balloons is really high...

This ended up being a bit of a mopping up the scraps from previous episodes... recommend you listen to episode 12 first as there are some continued themes.  Super random as usual but a hoot all the same. We gassed it up about... Getting nicked for stealing smelly pens  Lara has it out with Jessie about THAT Derren Brown situation (see ep 12 for ref!!) Giving yourself a nickname... Jessie shares he...

A light-hearted look into our relationship with spirituality. Jessie is our resident guru - you are not going to want to miss her VERY juicy wisdom tip this week. - How to surrender and manifest anything you want (especially when you don't actually want it 🤣) - Superstitions that are both a blessing and a curse - Finding things & winning things - Jessie's psychic powers - Lara's experience being...

The era of squat parties and free raves in the UK was unforgettable. Back in the late 2000s, Jessie hit up the best rave of her life, in an old WWII bunker... and never actually raved. Listen to find out why 🤣 We also dive into... - What it's like to party in Tulum, and how to avoid spending $27 USD on a fricking mojito - Would you go to Burning Man? We discuss - One of our parents is listening t...

If you didn't have 69 in your email address, who even were you?! We reminisce over our dirty digital antics as young horny teenagers experiencing the world wide web for the first time. We geek out on... - When you're so busy, your toilet paper is kitchen roll - When the phone lines used to get crossed - Fighting the fam for the land line - Our sexy cringey, highly-inappropriate early email...

We're back with a loved up (and icked out) episode - part two of our V Day special, where we reminisce over our ickiest moments and biggest faux pas. ENJOY

V Day is coming, so we thought we'd do a lurve special. Highlights include... - Jessie reviews the Fabio & Grooverider live orchestra night in London - What happens when you ask your husband to film you at the rave - The Man List: we discuss the *key attributes* we used to look for in a man... like being able to open a bottle with a lighter - Jessie shares a (questionable) idea to help Lar...

What you sayin' bruv? We are sayin' this is a banging episode. We get into... The South London slang we can no longer get away with What happens when your 'ghetto' side slips out at work Code words for naughty bits Jessie gives us her best cockney AND best Cilla Black What happens when the chat runs out at the afters... ....and what games to play when it does Enjoy & let us kno...

This time our near-middle-aged asses talk about how things have changed for us... Like talking about interest rates & kids at raves telling us "we wanna be cool like you when we're older"... nothing will make you feel older. To celebrate Jessie's bday, we also talk about the pain of going to family affairs straight from the sesh. We know you know about that one!

It's Christmas and oo-la-la, we have a TASTY ONE.... From crusty baked beans to double-drop hot dogs, Lara makes everyone sick with her ability to mix raving and food. In this ep, we're serving up: Lara sneaking oversized snacks into clubs in her knickers We discuss the best food to (try and) eat when you've been getting on it. Again, Lara is unimpressed with Jessie's choice. Jessi...

We're back with a juicy one centered around toilet tales and raving myths. We get into all this... - We disagree about sausage sandwich etiquette - Lara shares about finishing up the egg freezing process - Jess on Taylor Swift - The Kinder Egg as an important rave accessory (IYKYK) - Stories of people getting lost down or losing sh*t down toilets - Myths of the party incl. snorkel man at Glast...

It's time for episode three, and we're back with a cracker 🎈👀 - Lara’s night out ends in a desperate search for a wet wipe - An unfiltered review of baby rave, Raver Tots - Would you want your kids to go raving? (And what about the naughty stuff?!) - Wise words & tips for the younger generation (incl. how to wee when you can't) - The using, losing, stashing & banning of laughing gas - What's you...

We're back and bearing all in a juicy episode two. This time, we're getting into... - Getting pissed up on 0% booze - Incriminating voice notes from the sesh - Where our names Jess the Mess & Lady Bzar come from - We reveal our messiest moments EVER - The beer fear & post-sesh dread - Bait AF album names & messy pics on social media back in the day - No phone policy in clubs - we discuss - The CRI...

It’s HALLOWEEN!! We’ve seen, done & worn a lot of weird sh*t over the years, so what better day to bring you the first episode of CRAVE THE RAVE 🎃⁠ ⁠👻⁠ For the launch, we get into… - Our finest party getups over the years, from sexy cutlery to matted rave outfits - Sneaking into London Dungeons after a rave - The iconic air horns + glow sticks era  - Being a teenage ‘DJ’ (all the gear, no id...