Crash of the Mellifera

Worker B asks innocent questions about the captain's favorite film franchise with no ulterior motives whatsoever. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus! Follow us...

Lukas asks Morgan questions about the inspiration behind and making of Crash of the Mellifera. Transcript link coming soon.  Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus! Fol...

Morgan and Lukas commentate episode 2-- and Morgan gives up on censoring out the explicit jokes. Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus! Fo...

The captain makes a call while out on a space walk. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus! Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to M...

Join the voices of Winnipeg and Worker B as they discuss the making of the first episode of Crash of the Mellifera, with a special cameo from Lukas's dog. Transcript link coming soon.  Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your...

Winnipeg, Ray, and Tomer confront B on the bridge. Episode 7 Transcript Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus! Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donati...

Quick note from Morgan: Episode 7 is running a little behind schedule and will likely not be airing on the last Monday of the month. I'm projecting completion by Friday the 30th at the very latest, but in the meantime enjoy this short courtesy of all the hardworking folks at Apis Industries (trademarked)! Happy Pride Transcript Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as...

Worker B succumbs to the age-old spaceship AI trope of attempted murder. Episode 6 Transcript Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here! Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.   Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained fro...

Worker B innocently attempts to improve productivity while the captain is distracted by his favorite movie franchise. Special thanks to guest voices Mark and Anna Reisinger for their performance in "Always Kill Again." Episode 5 Transcript  Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.   Check out Morgan...

Worker B collaborates with the captain on a survey, leading to an interesting conversation. Episode 4 Transcript  Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.   Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. "In The Dark- Flashes" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Various so...

Worker B persuades a troublesome customer to help her in the ongoing investigation into Captain Winnipeg while the captain takes yet another unnecessary spacewalk. Episode 3 Transcript Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.   Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.   "April Kiss...

Worker B tries every tactic she can think of to get more information on Captain Winnipeg. Meanwhile, Ray the head engineer makes an alarming discovery about the ship's communications issue. Episode 2 Transcript Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.   Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlan...

The spaceship Mellifera leaves for what promises to be a relaxing first voyage for cruise director AI Worker B– that is, until a malfunction and some unwanted questions throw a wrench in the works. Episode 1 Transcript Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.   Check out Morgan's other projects at morgan...

Worker B and Captain Winnipeg make an advertisement to lure new waitstaff and maintenance workers to the Mellifera as the departure date of their next cruise approaches. Transcript

Worker B tells you how to have a lovely winter solstice related holiday. Also that the first episode is coming out on December 26th. Transcript