Cranked & Ranked

Cranked & Ranked Holiday Special 2023 20.12.2023 2:26:11 ↓

Join us as we wrap up the year by ranking our top 10 rock/metal Christmas albums, take a delicious trip down Quality Street, get completely sidetracked by the Chicago discography, and somehow stumble upon our newest inside joke.

C&R Sidebar: The Top 10 Songs of Our Lives 06.12.2023 2:18:43 ↓

Join us as we each discuss our 10 most influential, life-changing songs.

Cranked & Ranked: Ludichrist / Scatterbrain 29.11.2023 1:28:32 ↓

Crossover thrash? Funk metal? Air Bud? We cover all of that and more in our ranking of one unique under-appreciated killer band that became two unique under-appreciated killer bands.

Cranked & Ranked: Heart - part 2 22.11.2023 1:35:18 ↓

What about Heart! Don't you want to listen to us rank the rest of their albums?

Cranked & Ranked: Heart - part 1 08.11.2023 1:42:02 ↓

The Wilson sisters get Cranked & Ranked.

Slashed & Mashed: Limp Bizkit - Significant Starfish 25.10.2023 1:06:25 ↓

Nobody asked for it, but here we are... Join us as we take 2 classic nu metal albums and combine their powers to create the ultimate Bizkit banger! You're welcome.

Cranked & Ranked: Eminem 18.10.2023 2:41:01 ↓

The best-selling hip-hop artist of all time (aka Slim Shady, Marshall Mathers, Em, The GOAT...) gets the full service Cranked & Ranked treatment.

Grooved & Removed: 70’s KISS 11.10.2023 1:25:14 ↓

7 classic KISS albums. 1 song from each must go.

Cranked & Ranked: Tool 04.10.2023 2:16:13 ↓

We have a lot to say. We have a lot of nothing to say.

Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1987 20.09.2023 2:16:36 ↓

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1987... and a load of tangents.

Cranked & Ranked: Black Flag 13.09.2023 1:41:44 ↓

Get ready for a Cranked & Ranked hot take on the discography of one of the most influential bands in heavy rock music.

C&R Sidebar: Encino Man / Airheads 06.09.2023 1:35:40 ↓

It's a Brendan Fraser double feature! Get ready to wheeze some juice and eat a dick cheeseburger.

Cranked & Ranked: Dream Theater - part 2 30.08.2023 1:34:08 ↓

We're finally back with the long-awaited conclusion to our Dream Theater album ranking!

Cranked & Ranked: Dream Theater - part 1 02.08.2023 1:50:46 ↓

One of the biggest progressive metal bands of all time gets Cranked & Ranked.

Slashed & Mashed: Dio Sabbath 26.07.2023 1:10:37 ↓

Join us and watch as we do all of the hard work to create the official C&R approved 10 track Ronnie James Dio fronted Black Sabbath compilation.

Cranked & Ranked: Death Angel 19.07.2023 1:36:41 ↓

We're back to rank an absolutely classic band from the 2nd wave of 80's thrash metal.

Cranked & Ranked: Skid Row 05.07.2023 1:33:45 ↓

I think we all know how this one is going to go...

Cranked & Ranked: Korn - part 2 28.06.2023 2:06:14 ↓

Welcome to the Korn-hole, where Eddie unknowingly creates an industrial masterpiece, Old Head manages to slag off both Ted Nugent and Rammstein, and the guys also rank the top 7 Korn albums.

Cranked & Ranked: Korn - part 1 21.06.2023 1:50:41 ↓

The pioneers and perfecters of Nu Metal get the C&R treatment.

Grooved & Removed: Black Sabbath 31.05.2023 1:06:24 ↓

One band. Six classic albums. One song from each must go...

Cranked & Ranked: Iron Maiden - part 2 24.05.2023 1:45:29 ↓

Join us for Sue's Anal Bum Party! I mean, our top 9 Iron Maiden albums.

Cranked & Ranked: Iron Maiden - part 1 10.05.2023 1:19:17 ↓

We finally get around to ranking the discography of one of the biggest metal bands of all time.

C&R Sidebar: Bill & Ted 03.05.2023 1:21:13 ↓

The dudes discuss all 3 movies in the Bill & Ted trilogy and their soundtracks.

Cranked & Reviewed: Metallica - 72 Seasons 19.04.2023 1:29:34 ↓

Welcome to the longest album review ever! When our favorite band releases a new album, we give it the attention it deserves.

Cranked & Ranked: Fear Factory 12.04.2023 1:39:14 ↓

"Fear Factory fatigue is a real thing."