Craig Venn & Lucky On Demand

It's a big one to end the week! Ed blasts his internet provider for bullsh*t excuses for their bad service on his connection and then gives a (t)ED talk about how to get what you want when dealing with lazy or surly call centres; longtime caller Life Lord Luke, the elevator repairman, shares his weight-loss and bodybuilding journey including the horrors or spray tan; Brad and Mike call in from the...

The Oscars and more #CelebStuff. Which generation are the worst drivers? The "Obey" vow. Predicting dementia. Snake Yoga. And we're roasting up some prime rib with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Oscar weekend! And more #CelebStuff. Concert gouging. #RandumbFacts. A new feature Stories From the Mall. And watch out for the spicy stuff at the taco shop!

A grocery store encounter with a Karen has Ed hopping mad (strange, since he's usually soo chill); after inciting trouble at w/new tenants at her apartment complex over their dogs' poop habits, Sherry opens a letter from building management live during her call; new caller Alex talks about his "old soul"; OG Blind Jeremy shares the very very odd question people ask blind people (it's rather gross)...

Ed tells his story of a very unexpected encounter with the late Mr. Dressup; Winter Blahs got you dragging your ass? Ed does and listeners offer their well-intended but not very helpful advice for boosting his energy; caller Doug from Maynooth is glad his second wife is deceased...or is he? Ed tries to untangle the stories about Doug's 3 wives; Sultan of Sweep Wayne returns with another of his jok...

National Popcorn Day! Is it tank time for Toronto? Tattoos Towing with your junk??? Smokers. Social Offloading!

Ed wants a Spring tune-up for his brain, which may explain why he digresses into talking about the old-timey black-and-white Lil Rascals movies; Sherry decides to antagonize a neighbour, who is in a biker gang ,with a bucket of his dog's poop.; Evan and Sean from the Barn are "on a break" as friends; Casino Rob tells bad car mechanic inside jokes,; TripleT calls in; Jorge convenes a "UN" at his ho...

April Showers coming early! Craig takes a seat on the couch. Ever been to a wedding and predicted the marriage won't work? Helping our friend Luke Parker. Nightmares. Can consensual non-monogamy work?? Plus more #Celebstuff

It's a Monday, and Ed's feeling it! Nonetheless, the show goes on as Ed talks about his eye test (yes, they are made of plastic, but still ...), gives a review of a popular streaming show that is entertaining because it's really, really stupid, asks why Me First & The Gimme Gimmes thought "bitch" was a better lyric than "whores" and comments on baby names that are banned in foreign countries with...

Food Stuff, Celeb Stuff and Randumb Stuff! Plus Gummies and conjugal visits! And spring thaw and heaving with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer!

Strange items at the airport lost & found. Celeb Stuff. Judging other people. Snow Mould. Craig's Forever21 Idea. And Chef Ted Reader talks everything onions, and spring grill cleaning!

Why does Ed hate poets? Y'know, besides the obvious reasons? He'll tell you! And technical issues during the show don't put him in a better mood, either. When was the last time you heard a good "Nuns in a car" joke? Wayne will break that drought. Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) tells us why some people gravitate to conspiracy theories. Plus, Casino Rob gets blacklisted by a...

Mall-walking and Mental Health...Craig's struggle. Anchorman pay, Amazing Race villains and more #CelebStuff Happy Hour & Probing Uranus in #ScienceStuff #RockMornings

Millennial Victories! #celebstuff #RandumbStuff A new app detects if Smart glasses are around you. And an update on Craig's war! #RockMornings

Tonight, it's like opening up a jar of mixed nuts and jumping in! Renowned poet (in his mind, anyway) from Newfoundland, Uncle Glen, shares some of his masterful verses; Ed has a bone to pick with Billy the Kidd about NSFW photos Billy texted to him; Triple T is in top form; Brandon shares his experience at a small town strip club; and...did Chuck in the Truck actually tell a joke that didn't comp...

All-Night Show Podcast - March 4 2026 by 94.9 The Rock

This is what it sounds like when a sock cries - Ed bids a tearful farewell to the late Michelle Guindon, aka 'Michelle from Bowmanville', who was the second caller on day one of the show and called or texted every singe show afterward, and the Nighttime Neighbourhood share their memories of Michelle. But this isn't a funeral, it's a celebration of life, as Ed and tonight's callers keep the laughs...

What is 'Dessert Stomach' and do you have it? Also The Kugman's taste in movies SUCKS so Ed and the Nighttime Nighbourhood callers and texters offer their favourite movies to educate Kugman's tastes; Sherry is curious about foot fetishes, Brandon reveals that he too has SUCK taste in movies (Big Time) and Triple T gets a protective moratorium courtesy of Ed. And to allay fears, peer counselor Lian...

Craig is going to war!! Who ditched Brad Pitt for a rock star? Craziest excuses used to get out of work. Punch the Monkey. And the staggering amount we spend on health and wellness.

Start your day with a coffee! The Determined Beaver. #RandumbFacts #CelebStuff Questions for God. And do you love a make-out sesh? How many have you had??

This is what it sounds like when a sock cries - longtime caller/texter Michelle Guindon, aka 'Michelle from Bowmanville', passed away suddenly on February 27 and Ed, along with many callers, share their memories of Michelle. But it's not a funeral, it's more a Celebration of Life, as the laughter continues just like Michelle would have wanted it to courtesy of Jorge continuing his Don Juan bullsh*...

Craig's got a new phone & a new do, and he's not sure about either. Dividing up the household chores. #CelebStuff #RandumbFacts and we're getting 'salty' with Chef Ted Reader!

Ed's brain is in a "failure to launch" mode but still manages to pull together a show for the masses. Triple T tries to zing Ed, with predictable results; new caller Chris joins the Nighttime Neighbourhood, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about loneliness and Doug from Maynooth hasn't seen a proper meal in three months.

The city is after Craig!! Worst traits of car passengers. Musical Urns??? Dating, are you a Diabetic Daddy? And Celeb Stuff

Does ANYONE actually like cassaroles? Ed says no and the callers reply! Plus new callers Bandon from Moose Jaw, JayBoom from Toronto and Cody all the way from California, Thelma falls off the nicotine wagon and OG Brandon continues to taunt Triple T with "Suck It"!