Crack Panther

Extra Terrestrial 🍑 Man by Crack Panther

just another shitty late night cellphone recording

Light the Butt-Signal! 🍑

stranger lovers in a strange world by Crack Panther

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Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind is what happens when an alien funk cult intercepts Earth radio, hears LMLYP, and decides to respond. It’s slimy. It’s sweaty. It vibrates at a frequency only detectable by horny lifeforms. Warning: May cause spontaneous orbit grinding and unexpected transmissions from Uranus. Best enjoyed under strobe lights and mild psychosis. 🛸💦🐸

A 16-minute one-take jam recorded at 3AM. Raw, rambling and 100% improvised – mistakes left in, feedback howling (warts and all). Listen at your own risk 🎸🔥.

Track 7 from the forbidden grimoire of emotional destruction. once loved. now cursed. riffs soaked in regret, delay pedal conjures demons.... ⚠️do not play backwards!

Siren of the Blue Abyss is what happens when lust, delusion, and emotional blue screen crash into a busted guitar tuned to your lowest frequency. It’s the sound of being ghosted by a sea witch after baring your soul. Dripping with tension and underwater heartbreak, it’s less a song—more a slow-motion thirst spiral in distortion and seafoam. 🐸💀

Fuck It, We’ll Do It in Reverse is a chaotic ritual disguised as a groove. It's the sonic equivalent of slamming the brakes on your own spiral, spinning the wheel, and deciding to drift directly into the void—backwards. It lurches, loops, and glitches like time folding in on itself during a breakdown at 2AM. Play it loud. Regret nothing. Unravel stylishly. 🌀🖤🐸

👾 The Untold Gospel 👾 Mary of Methlehem is abducted and has a close encounter with an alien messiah-to-be. The result? The “immaculate” conception of lil baby Jesus… but make it extraterrestrial. Turns out the Christian God was an alien all along. 👽

We Found Alien Metal, and It's Changing Humanity Forever! 👽👾🐸

PISS TICK by Crack Panther

Methnic Cleansing sounds like if a rusted amplifier got possessed during a bender in a collapsing trailer park church. This isn’t a song. It’s pure soul exorcism. It’s a relapse with rhythm. It’s the soundtrack to torching your past and dancing in the ash. Repent nothing. Crank everything. 🐸🔥🛠️

Methaphormosis is the soundtrack to waking up in your final form: twitchy, filthy, and strangely free. It’s not a glow-up. It’s a methamorphosis— from human to beast to noise incarnate. Shed your skin. Lose your mind. Become the riff. 🐸🪳🖤

heh by Crack Panther

KYS 2.0: Electric Gigolo life's a joke and then you croak ☺️

early ween (remastered) source > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPs5p4KWzjg

Shake Your Meth-Maker is what happens when rock bottom throws a dance party. Frantic, filthy, and vibrating at the frequency of poor life choices, it’s equal parts garage fire and nervous breakdown. The BPM says “move your body,” but the distortion says “text your ex and start a cult.” This track doesn’t care if you survive— it just wants to watch you vibe yourself into oblivion. 🐸⚡💀

hehe (: by Crack Panther

I can't do it... we'll do it live... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! I’ll write it, and we’ll fucking DO IT LIVE!! FUCKING THING SUCKS!!!

Another Dic Pick from Mika by Crack Panther

Backwarts Blues Bonus Track by Crack Panther

Methflix and Chill is what happens when Womb Raider takes 3 Adderall, crushes a Monster can on its forehead, and sprints headfirst into traffic. It’s breakneck. It’s unholy. It’s the sound of horny despair doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot at 3AM. If your attention span has a death wish, this track is your church. No build-up. No foreplay. Just blast beats and bad decisions. 🐸💨💥 original ->...

Intro loop by HaLdEx