Cowpunchers!

Hell or High Water directed by David Mackenzie and starring Chris Pine, Ben Foster, and Jeff Bridges. Episode Roundup:   The Cowpunchers wax philosophical after watching a movie about robbing banks in 2009.  Stu expresses his dissatisfaction with people who own giant pickup trucks and don't use them.  Amy wants a cold beer and to watch the Texas landscape.

Sabata now with a special Sabathon treat!  Listen to us riff and gag our way through a real watch of 1969's masterpiece, "Sabata."

Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin directed by Giuliano Carnimeo and starring George Hilton, Charles Southwood and Erika Blanc.  Episode Roundup: The cowpunchers invent some brand new sentences including: "Go to foot-cigarette jail!", "Where can guns live?" and "How else do you salt your eggs if not from the salt from your salt holster?" Pat offers you an egg in this trying time...

Adiós, Sabata directed by Gianfranco Parolini, and starring Yul Brynner, Dean Reed, and Ignazio Spalla. Episode Roundup:   SABATATHON '22 gets started with a discussion as disjointed and chaotic as the movie itself.  Amy comes up with exciting new ideas for Cowpunchers merch.  Pat wonders what that accordion is going to do.  Stu discovers the existence of Sabata slash fiction,...

Shanghai Noon directed by Tom Dey and starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson and Lucy Liu. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers court a sponsorship with Dr. Pepper. Stu is excited by the return of the Hollywood Meat Slap(TM).  Pat wonders if this is a Western or a martial arts movie, either way it's a sports movie. Amy's inner monologue is somehow captured for this film. 

The Escape of Prisoner 614 directed by Zach Golden and starring Ron Perlman, Martin Starr, Jake McDorman, and George Sample III. Episode Roundup:   The Cowpunchers admire the simple joys of the coffee mugs found in diners.  Stu thinks that this movie was just stupid enough; any more dumb and it would have just been unbearably dumb.  So stupid.  Amy is haunted by Ron Perlman's e...

Christmas Mountain directed by Pierre de Moro and starring Mark Miller, Slim Pickens, and Jack Glenn Evans. Episode Roundup:   NO GODS.  NO KINGS.  ONLY SLIM PICKENS.  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!  The Cowpunchers are once again confronted by a town full of assholes, this time though, the town must be taught the true meaning of Christmas.  Pat introduces us to...

The Long Riders directed by Walter Hill and starring David Carradine, Stacy Keach, and Randy Quaid. Episode Roundup:   Oh brother!  What a movie!  All the Carradines you want, none that you don't.  Amy is captivated by one hell of a mustache.  Stu lists all possible emotions, none of which are portrayed by Jesse James.

The Deadly Companions directed by Sam Peckinpah and starring Maureen O'Hara, Brian Kieth, Steve Cochran and Chill Wills.  Episode Roundup: What's under that hat? What's under that haaaat? Stu posits that it's a map to buried treasure. Amy wonders if Chill Wills is a bear. Apologies for Amy's audio again this week. She'll get it figured out for next time, I promise! Contact us at cowpuncherssh...

Gunfight at Black Horse Canyon directed by R.G. Springsteen, and starring Dale Robertson, Jack Ging, and William Demarest. Episode Roundup:   What this movie lacks in a convincing romantic subplot and upper lips, it more than makes up for in stunning images of beautiful horses.  Stu eagerly awaits the arrival of the Wells Fargo Wagon.  Amy can't mention the name "Jack Ging" without...

BloodRayne 2:  Deliverance directed by Uwe Boll and starring Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, and Michael Paré. Episode Roundup:   Happy Halloween, y'all!  The Cowpunchers get SPOOKY with this abysmal Cowboys and Vampires video game movie!  Amy wonders what people of the 1880s would think if they knew their photograph would be featured in the opening credits.  Pat thinks that t...

The Shooting directed by Monte Hellman and starring Will Hutchins, Millie Perkins, and Jack Nicholson. Episode Roundup:   The Cowpunchers watch "Missed Opportunity:  The Movie."  There is a criminal under-usage of Jack Nicholson in this film.  Can beautiful, haunting, searing shots of the desert save a movie without a story (coherent or otherwise)?  Spoilers:  probabl...

A Fistful of Dollars directed by Sergio Leone and starring Clint Eastwood.  Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers serve up what is commonly regarded as the FIRST spaghetti western! Would you like some grated parmesean? Clint Eastwood brings a dump truck of face. Amy wants to know why the villian doesn't believe in headshots. Stu is impressed by Clint Eastwood's concern for his mule's feelings.&nbs...

Back to the Future Part III directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen, and Thomas F. Wilson. Episode Roundup:   The Cowpunchers go back in time only to find a thick musk of cowboy piss.  Amy makes plans for a pastel cowboy cosplay.  Seven-year-old Stu reveals his love for flashing lights and flying cars.

Go West directed by Edward Buzzell and starring Groucho Marx, Chico Marx and Harpo Marx. Episode Roundup: It's a gun, not a gun, but a gun! The fun movie that the Cowpunchers needed! Stu ponders the wonders of the Chastity Horse.  Amy uncovers her dream of being an uncredited barfly. Contact us at: Cowpunchersshow@gmail.com

The Outlaw Josey Wales directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, and Chief Dan George. Episode Roundup:   After watching "Angel and the Bad Man" from 2009, the Cowpunchers wanted a good movie.  Unfortunately, they got what they asked for. CONTENT WARNING:   This movie contains two scenes of sexual violence.  Please view with discretion.

Angel and the Bad Man directed by Terry Ingram, starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Deborah Kara Unger and Luke Perry. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers crunch the numbers to uncover this movie's target audience: Nobody.  Amy plays a game of spot the differences between this and the original.  Stu is haunted by Lou Diamond Phillips' nipples.  Contact us at CowpunchersShow@gmail.com

Angel and the Badman directed and written by James Edward Grant and starring John Wayne, Gail Russell, Harry Carey, and Bruce Cabot. Episode Roundup:   The Cowpunchers are scandalized by the appearance of John Wayne's nipple.  Stu is captivated by the idea that being kind to one's neighbors could be a good thing.  Amy is impressed by Gail Russell's smoldering, thirsty look.  Th...

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs directed by Ethan and Joel Cohen, starring Tim Blake Nelson, Willie Watson and Clancy Brown.  Episode Roundup: This collection of tales is beautifully told, and overwhelming in the feels it made us feel. Amy has trouble with mostly all of the words ever. Pat is at risk of be replaced by a robot.  Stu schools Pat and Amy on basic Civil War Medicine. Have a box...

McLintock! directed by Andrew V. McLaglen and starring John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, and Patrick Wayne. Episode Roundup:   A very special Fathers' Day episode featuring the father of two of the Cowpunchers!  Amy suspects the director had a spanking fetish.  Dad has determined that this movie is all about butts, drinking, fist fights, and falling down.  Stu wonders how he's suppos...

Westworld directed by Michael Crichton and staring Yul Brynner, Richard Benjamin and James Brolin Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers watch "Poor Public Safety Measures" the film. Amy prefers air conditioning and Tecate over historically acurate immersive attractions. Stu thinks they should add four more parks. Join us as we bake alive in our high tech control room. No one is safe from Yul Brynner. C...

The White Buffalo directed by J. Lee Thompson and starring Charles Bronson, Jack Warden, and Will Sampson. Episode Roundup:   How many times must we be forced to behold Charles Bronson?  Amy wants to know what this movie wanted her to feel, because right now she's just pissed off.  Pat demands that the sack full of cats introduced in Act I be resolved in Act III.  Stu goes out...

The Quick and the Dead directed by Sam Raimi, starring Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman and Russell Crowe. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers bring you a Mother's Day special with an even more special guest: Our famous listner, our own Mother!  Stu starts a new lawn mower maintenance program. Amy posits that maybe there were too many explosions. Our mother is horrified at the state of citizen's teeth...

A Gunfight directed by Lamont Johnson and starring Kirk Douglas and Johnny Cash. Episode Roundup:   The Cowpunchers watch An Movie about shooting your best friend for fun and profit.  Amy calls the Coot U.N. to order.  Stu points out that buying a ranch will not save your relationship with your significant other.  Pat feels good about feeling bad for getting exactly what he ask...

Trigun: Badlands Rumble directed by Satoshi Nishimura and starring Masaya Onosaka, Hiromi Tsuru and Satsuki Yukino. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers demand more Western anime!  Pat attempts to explain the futuristic concept of "Double Dollars". Stu does some lavish estate planning.  Amy is baffled by the "Thomas Meat", and so should you. #LeeVAnimeCleef Send us your thoughts at: CowPunch...