David 'The Ox' Schwarz and Mark 'Marko' Allen

Couple of Blokes

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Couple of Blokes is a podcast hosted by former AFL star David 'Ox' Schwarz, and former Tour Pro Golfer Mark 'Marko' Allen. Every Wednesday Ox and Marko are bang up for solving the worlds problems often over a couple of quiet brewski's. They talk life, relationships, footy, golf, with an assortment of ridiculous segments. Get around it before they come to their senses and realise they're actually pretty ordinary at this podcast caper and go back to watching nonstop Kayo Sports. Executive Producer: Kaizen Media . Sound Design: Loud Zebra . For enquiries click here . Hosted on Acast. See

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David 'The Ox' Schwarz and Mark 'Marko' Allen

Episodes

Ep6: What's in Chicken Nuggets? 21.02.2023 29:57

We’re live from the pub again today, sinking a couple of coldies, and we have a special intro to the show from Marko’s idol - doesn’t sound that impressive, until you realise that his idol passed away 12-years ago. Ripping effort. Marko has a ‘Can We Still Be Friends’ question - and this one gets a bit personal.  Ox has an update on his mate whose wife wants to join on the boys golf day each...

Ep5: When You Know Your Partner's No Good 14.02.2023 28:29

We're at the pub this week, Ox and Marko are doing Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers live from a sportsbar, and it gets off to a bad start when Marko's beer order is embarrassing for everyone. Ox accuses Marko of being a murderer. Unsurprisingly, Marko goes on the defensive at this potentially defamatory accusation, but unfortunately for him, Ox has proof. And Ox and Marko explore warning signs th...

Ep4: Ox & Marko Reveal Their 'Leave Passes' 07.02.2023 26:22

This week on Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers, unsurprisingly, Ox and Marko start talking food. Marko learns what a 'Pho' is, and the boys find out what is in a Açai Bowl. So cultured. After Ox revealed that he went to hospital as a kid after putting some things in his nose, the boys talk about horrific nursing stories, and what people have put in their bodies, and where.....the stories are as ap...

Ep3: Marko Commits a Dog Act 31.01.2023 29:08

This week Ox has a massive problem with his group of golf mates, and Marko has strong thoughts on how to handle it. And with Ox still dealing with his addiction to Twisties, Marko has an idea to help him work through it as a supportive mate - or is he. In an awkward revelation Ox has had an unfortunate encounter while getting a massage. Marko has noticed a couple of things happening that makes him...

Ep2: Sex Addiction 24.01.2023 27:46

Phew. We made it to the big 2nd Episode. Who'd have thought! This week, in a combination of irony and poor planning, Ox and Marko are doing Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers from a rehab centre (true!). Which leads to Marko becoming fascinated by sex addiction, and perhaps revealing a little more than he should. Ox has strong views on behaviour at petrol stations, supporting Marko's theory of 'Civ...

Ep1: If I Wear a Cardigan, Can We Still Be Mates? 17.01.2023 27:49

Woah it’s a big first official show for Ox & Marko on a 'Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers’.  We talk etiquette on blind dates, should the guy pay? Ox has a genius solution to avoid loaning money to his mates, what a tight-arse. And in our new segment ‘ Can We Still Be Mates' , Marko reckons he's a fashion guru, asking if he and Ox can still be mates if he starts wearing cardigans. The an...

Pilot: The Most Dangerous Supermarket Aisle 10.01.2023 13:48

Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers is a new weekly podcast hosted by two great mates: David ‘The Ox’ Schwarz and Mark ‘Marko’ Allen. In the pilot episode, Ox and Marko realise that they should have paid more attention in the meeting to the show logo; Marko is a lightweight on the beers, Ox reveals the surprisingly short period of time since he has shotgunned a beer; and we find out the most dangero...