Couple of Blokes

Marko has come in red-hot today, he is pissed off with a certain thing that some men do. He’s not happy, and thinks it is ridiculous. However, when women do this same thing, he reckons it's great.  We then discover that Ox has launched an instagram page called 'The Ox Presents'. See it here . It sounds a bit wanky but it’s for his speaking work - it’s a professional page, and he has a new web...

Another big pod this week, which starts with Ox and Marko sailing very close to defaming a member of the team. Dennis Denuto may have a case on his hands here after Ox and Marko absolutely line up Third Man and layer plenty of mayo on a certain situation. This may be the final pod ever. But we recover. And Ox has a business idea that he believes will make billions, not millions, but billions for a...

A short bonus pod today, Marko spent easter in Adelaide and has come back raving about the joint - but Ox discovers a huge, completely unbelievable hole in Marko's Australian history knowledge - so much so that initially we all thought he was joking....but no. Ox and Marko chat about the fights last night, Ox was happy to see Kane Cornes 'knocked into next week'. We chat Gather Round, and Ox as ou...

Marko's come in with a schmick new haircut and is frustrated that Ox's business idea of 'Shut Up Cut' doesn't exist. Ox brings up the news that Turkish Airways are flying to Australia now, and given you can get cheap hair transplants in Turkey - he suggests a special fight branded 'Turkish Hairways' to handle the demand. Speaking of planes, Marko had a great experience this week. It's an insight i...

Breaking news. This week the podcast kicks off with an update from Marko on 'Operation Bourbon and Beefsteak in Toorak'. He has discovered something about Ricky Ponting that may explain the lack of traction in getting Punter on the pod. Ox has a crack at Marko, and then we raise the Wayne Carey guest spot that Ox has promised - so, Ox calls Duck live on the pod, with no warning, to have a chat. Ox...

Bonus pod today. You may recall the story The Ox told us last week about having his place burgled 7 times in one night, well there's been a development and we couldn't hold off until next weeks show to find out about it. The Ox has come face to face with the bloke who burgled his joint, and Ox says that he wanted to smash him. How did the meeting go? Ox explains all on the pod. Which leads to a di...

We kick off the show with some great news, Ox is back on radio involved with the SEN footy call. He's pumped, and Marko and Third Man are rapt for the big man. Ox discusses the new role, and how he's really happy to be back with SEN. He tells the story of how he worked for SEN for a long time, got fired, and is now back. He says that SEN saved his life, and explains why. He also talks about a jour...

We start today with feedback on our bonus pod on the 1998 Presidents Cup. If you didn't hear it, it's here . Marko's phone has exploded with calls and messages, as has our socials and emails. Marko had a close run-in with a mate of the 'offender' who it turns out is yet to hear that the story is out. Ox is renovating a house and has been burgled. He knows who the person is, due to his ring cam. Ho...

Marko has come in annoyed with Cricket Australia's marketing team because he was not aware of the recent New Zealand tour. He reckons Cricket Australia should spend less on playing cricket, and more on advertising it. Seems strange, but that's Marko's view. Ox agrees, and he reckons Pay TV is the problem. Consensus from Ox and Marko is that there is too much cricket at the moment. Ox feels that Cr...

*** Content Warning *** Bonus podcast today. And we have a content warning on this one, it is edgy, there's no way for Marko to tell this particular story without some of those details, and if you are easily offended we suggest you don't listen. This is a very inappropriate golf story that Marko tells about an incident at the Presidents Cup golf in 1998 at Royal Melbourne. This story has, to the b...

No mucking around this week, Marko has come in hot. At the start of the show Marko raises a 'first world problem' to do with his insanely expensive bed, specifically to do with the remote control. How on earth will he get through this terrible situation. Ox has made a decision about golf trips with his mates. It's to do with the sleeping arrangements with his mates, driven by complaints about bad...

Marko is torn. He has what he calls an amazing, yet massively inappropriate story about something that happened in the golfing world in 1998 which has never been publicly told. He wants to tell the story, but Ox bans the story from being told on the podcast. Marko pushes on with his desire to tell the story. It doesn't happen on the pod today, and we'll need to take it offline to see if there is a...

A short bonus pod today, Ox and Third Man wanted to check in with Marko on how his Valentines Day ended up. You might recall in the pod earlier this week (Ep54 here ) , Marko talked up his Valentines Day game - he wears a superman costume, Trish has a catwoman outfit - and it's the one day of the year where he is (at least this is what he told us) guaranteed romance. So how did it go? Marko explai...

It's the day of love today, and Ox reveals his theory on Valentine's Day which has to do with a couple of blokes who invented this day with ulterior motives. Marko disagrees, and sees today as his moment to shine. He plans out his approach to Valentines day weeks in advance, and says it is his one day of the year when he is a lock. Ox still thinks the whole thing is a rort. However...Ox has a busi...

Big show today, and we kick off with a chat about swearing and one specific word. A bit loose, but possibly driven by the that Ox has come in with a massive hangover after drinking a thousand beers last night with a mate who was heading overseas. He's murdering some hangover food during the pod, and his voice is a bit worse for wear. Unprofessional, but not surprising. Last week on the show The Ox...

This week Ox revisits his childhood trauma of Mary Schwarz buying him a Bumblebee bike, rather than a Mongoose or Redline. Marko asks that Mary comes on the pod and Ox needs to forgive her. Ox refuses, unless his mother apologises. Marko reminds him that this is exactly the same as when Ox was annoyed with golfers who had hit a hole in one before he hit one. Ox then tells us about his forthcoming...

We're back for 2024, and the pod gets off to a rough start with a (ahem) technical issue. Once we get through that, Marko is impressed with how healthy Ox is looking. He was in the Whitsundays across New Years, he's tanned, looking good, and feeling great. But while the Whitsundays might be paradise, Ox had some weather issues which had an impact on the trip. May have been impacted by Ox drinking...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. This is one of Ox's favourite episodes, largely because it involves Marko making a total goose of himself, bu...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. Today, Marko chose the episode where The Ox came in somewhat sheepishly after having smashed a bunch of Pale...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. We've all done it. Sent a text message about someone, inadvertently to that person. Usually it's innocuous, b...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. The Ox came in with a story about as a kid putting something in his nose, requiring him to go to hospital. Wh...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. Generally when the boys talk about not wanting to be a hero, the story they tell is note remotely heroic. Thi...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. Marko's mate Biscuit told us the most incredible sports story you'll ever hear. And there is video evidence h...

Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode. This one chosen by The Ox is a ripper. The moment that stands out, Marko tells a story about winning a car af...

Ox and Marko are back for 2024, our first episode will drop on Wednesday January 24. We discuss some of our favourite episodes from 2023, there are plenty of great episodes to listen back to - even if you've heard them before, have another listen over the break, and we'll see you on January 24. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.