Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

On this episode of dumpster fire theater we ask the important question, is there anything better than bimbos, missile launchers, razor freebees and insane toilet snakes? The answer is no if you're curious. 

When we have slow weeks on the show we like to do what are called "Very Special Episodes". This weeks episode is a doozy. We present the audience with a question. If you could visit dead celebrities in a museum, which one would you pick? Then Mike, Josh and Mike pick who they would put inside their respective attraction. Have fun and enjoy the chaos as we quickly descend into madness.

And were back for another crazy week, joined by the always badass Samm. We comb through all of the awesome power-con reveals and sit around the fire as Samm tells us stories of her bad-assery. Sit back and enjoy its a fun ride.

Did you have a giant pile of g.i. joes as a kid? Did some of them suck? today we take a deep dive and check out some of the less cool, always killed first kind of joes that we all had. I would also be an idiot if i didn't also mention we spend a great deal of time gushing over the new ninja turtles movie and making splinter tell us all the mutants he would or wouldn't sleep with. Enjoy

This weeks episode pays tribute to the late, great, Paul Rubens. Also discussed are the lengthy SDCC reveals, a lovely vacation to Canada and we are joined by a surprise guest, the CEO of Global Milk.

Did you ever have one of those days where you say, you know what, I'm going in without a plan. Well in today's show that's what happened, and what follows is amazing because we have a long discussion with Mike about what he will or will not eat... and his answers might HAUNT you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

After a small holiday break the gang is back with stories from the buffalo comic con, the hell of making boxes and Mattel's potentially huge slate of movies, including maybe BOGLINS? also butt jokes.

In an effort to bring the show back to a more serious tone, we invited Samm and her hommie Brandon onto the show this week to talk about the important things in life, like Ninja Turtles, Taxidermy, Furby, Helicopters, and freedom fighting boobies.  

The long awaited interview with Heretic Party is finally here, and you may not be ready for it, an actual serious conversation is had with Christian and Lianne about just what it's like to grow up in a strict household, and the heavy toll religion can have on kids. Buckle up and I apologize in advance to everyone this episode pisses off.  Don't worry though for fans of our low brow content, there'...

At long last, local legend Samm joins the show to put us in our place. We cover all the bases from secret hand shakes to monster high and we ask ourselves the question, just how well do we know Mike?

It's time once again for one of our ever popular tournament episodes where we dig deep and choose, what the greatest cereal ever is. Be prepared to be shocked as we quickly go off the rails (oh come on, we always go off the rails), be shocked when your favorite cereal gets eliminated, and loose your mind when we make a mascot for a cereal that doesn't have one! Enjoy

In a pretty crazy week the boys talk about all of their favorite subjects like giant toys, old timey candy , free comic book day and what they would call their super special team of GI JOE characters. Let our voices kiss your ear holes.

Tired, stressed and underfed the boys resort to the one thing that never fails them, wiener jokes. But don't worry they know how much you love your toy talk so we don't miss a step talking about transformers, legos and for some strange reason the early 2000's xmen toys. Oh and we add to urban dictionary, you're welcome.

Between sleep deprivation, and our own collective madness sometimes we manage to pull an amazing creative mess out of thin air. This is one of those episodes. Have you ever wanted to hear Buffalo Bill sing karaoke? Do you want to know about Mike's of the Universe? Well buckle up. 

This week the gang gathers round the cocoon of Josh as he hatches into a beautiful 40 year old butterfly , its like Mothra, but middle aged and with mutton chops. Also discussed are you know, nerd things, toys, video games, and something new for everyone to chew on, our first radio serial, "The Adventures of Farting Butthole Man". Enjoy.

It's a teamup of the mega powers as a very special guest subs in for Josh. What starts out as a quest for world peace soon turns to evil as a nefarious new secret handshake is invented. Also discussed are comics, skeletons, giant robots and dolls with no heads! Huzzah!

It's a quick week this week, but that doesn't stop the Kreepy Kids from discussing all of our favorite topics, such as resident evil, Kermit the frog's sexual confusion and the importance of deodorant (because some of us stink)

The gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.

What happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.

And we're back with drugs, turtles, and the death of he-man. We also ask the deep pondering question, when does our love of donuts go too far? Tune in to find out.

Do you like unfocused smorgasbord weeks where we really cant focus on any one thing in particular? Well guess what? today is your lucky day. We are all over the place today from Charlie Band jokes to resident evil, to wrestling monsters, to warhammer... man if ADHD were a podcast, it would be this one.

After a much needed break the gang returns and Josh tells us about his adventure at the Assembly Required convention. Not to be left out Mike tells us about his awesome birthday bash. And hey because it's the season lets exchange valentines too.

You the fans asked for it, and we have delivered, we review the 80's classic Munchies! (Its a gremlins clone from the 80's) Do we like it? Do we hate it? what kind of crazy tangents do we go on? How the hell do merkins come into play? Tune in to find out.

Whats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.

This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.