Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier League

Fan-favorite Eli Estes of the powerhouse Tanguy Take Me Home makes his first appearance on the pod for a decisive brother battle in which we finally who decide who is the superior Estes. Only one survives. Do not miss this one, folks.

Hoh hoh hoh everyone we bring you the gift of soccer and TODAY we find out just what is the deal with Evan's Lord's a-Leaping over the winter fixtures. Ding a ling, hear them sing, soon it will be Estes day (unless wyatt continues to do his art BETTER)

Top 20 Isolated Vocal Tracks You NEED To Hear #1: Taylor Great news for Taylor fans! Over 900 hours of CGFPL archival audio has just been leaked, and we're your way in. In this sample, we've unearthed an insane vocal track from CG king Taylor, for the very first time. Check our page for more!

Soccer time coming fast and you know what that means don't you PODCAST TIME that's right a high octane brain-blasting hour of volcanic takes and incinerating perspectives fully unfiltered from the three godkings of FPL - This episode is also featuring William Spicer, who for some reason is allowed by the universe to be exceptionally great at multiple fantasy sports >:( Willy explains his master...

Podcasts, podcasts, heard y'all were looking for podcasts? Oh ho, have I got something for- ... a podcast about fantasy premier league? Don't doubt our- ... about the insular corporate global fpl??? You drive a hard bargain sir, but send us 4 ducats of Ethereum and we'll send you a discreet, unmarked package. It's another international break this week, and we are thrilled to welcome on the celebra...

Full disclosure: zoom ate several bits and bytes of the audio, but we did some field surgery as best we could. The episode is still, of course, VERY good. Happy Halloween you F.A.'s

This episode is purely for the fellas in the house, as we discuss the pros and cons of the geriatric Craig Danielson's farewell tour as the hunky spieman Jane's Bond. We've all seen the movie and we all DEFINITELY know what the film is called. (*E minor [add maj 9] chord as the camera zooms in on my wink)

It's our spookiest episode yet, slinging demerits, ted lasso references, and even a mysterious audio issue (THAT I EDITED OUT jeez guys). Despite these slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, this enlightening conversation with Rob (of Smeagoal/Goallum fame) is sure to take your results next week to the top of the table. Happy Halloween, managers >:)

Isn't one of our lads a year older then? And his gift to you, the listener, is an extra year of wisdom at your disposal to carry you into the upper echelons of the Corporate Global Fantasy Premier League. And are there any echelons higher than that? No there are not. Happy belated birthday, Evan. You've grown so tall :')

It's the international break, and we've somehow managed to snag the revered Dew Weasel from his busy schedule for a delightful fireside chat in which Taylor definitely does not blast Nuno again. I haven't finished the ep yet, but gee I hope they don't go too hard on the man again. I'm sure they'll get Jake's takes on those sick Venice kits though. Anyone want to hop on discord for Saturday's match...

House Estes rises in power while House Hare disintegrates. Cor blimey this table's wibbly wobbly I'm the good doctor T for Tardis join us on a bloodie grand bang-up adventure Ronaldo is back?? I can't imagine anyone will be picking him up though (unless!) Click this link to vocalize your questions for the boys, and maybe YOU could end up being mercilessly executed at the CGFPL altar! https://ancho...

The NPR money is rolling in now, lads. From here on out, we're offering the most expensive forwards, the highest quality jerseys, and certified authentic Ancelotti eyebrows for everyone.  Click this link to vocalize your questions for the boys, and maybe YOU could end up being mercilessly executed at the CGFPL altar! https://anchor.fm/jary-groth/message

Hold on a minute, you mean to tell me it's game week ONE and these guys are BECH BOOSTING?! Listen m'lord, it's not good and it's not right. We try and run a proper league here, and we can't just let any old swindler through the doors. That being said, we always applaud a go-getter. That being said, consider yourself banished until game week 2  >:(

You've joined the league(s), come up with a team name, talked all manner of shit to your competitors - *Sid from Toy Story voice* "Now for the tricky part...... PLAYERS." The season's right around the corner. Join us, won't you?

Biryani Paneer League is BACK, and Taylor and Evan have got the HOT TIPS to get your summer managerial look so styling. Who's HOT? Who's NOT? Evan thinks he's VERY HOT.

Sit down, son, we've got a lot to talk about. **Long exhale** Listen, you are your own man now with your own responsibilities, and you can make your own decisions for your life. But I couldn't help but notice that at the rally last night you didn't chant "fuck the super league" with all of us. Again, you can come to your own conclusions about this kind of thing, but while you're living in my house...

Did you miss us? Did you forget that there's still soccer happening?  >:(  Don't forget anymore. Remember who you are and WHOSE you are. Don't let a week go by without setting those teams [ unless ;) ]

You wanna be on top? Well too bad it's EVAN now. Evan is Champignon. Long Live King Evan.  The boys are going to get you set up for this game week though. Listen up, and get psyched for the end-of-season wrap-up party at Fazolis.

WE'RE BAAAAAAACK. Taylor definitely says "Droid Federation Army" in this one, so you know it's lit. Make those transfers! Set those lineups! There can only be one winner. Don't NOT be your very best possible self - you may end up with "Most Christ-Like."

The lads break down a very very strange gameweek (and real week). A king is dethroned. Catchphrases are re-used. An episode comes out after the official GW. It's the CORPORATE GLOBAL FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE 

Taylor and Evan get deep into Chelsea/Liverpool slander, and give dumb folks like me the scoop on how to properly play Pandemic Premier League. Just guys being dudes today B)

*emerges from carbonite *falls to knees "Who's there? I.... can't see..." *tries desperately to recount the previous seven days' events "I'm.... I'm sorry this one's late, gang... I guess it just wasn't meant to be and-" *Collapses to the floor in penitent death.

Manager Wyatt of the Winner Faces reveals all his secrets in an exclusive tell-all interview with the boys! Just for starters, who's he with? What does he REALLY think about all this? It might not be what you think >:)

Oh no, we've become unstuck in time! We're floating and falling through the milky miasma that makes up the multiverse. This special episode was recorded on November 17th 2020 - may it remind you of the days when we existed in physical form upon a stable plane of existence :')

This week it's CRUMBS manager Tim Griffith on the horn, here to dish the hot goss on Mourinho and put his brothers on blast.