Corporate Cowboys
Corporate Cowboys Podcast
Working WITH Corporate is different than working FOR Corporate...Where every interaction is a personal and professional exchange. Every exchange is zero-sum, for Better or Worse. In this way, Business is like War. In Corporate, it's a must that you move like a criminal, because the real work is in remaining upstanding...Business is Always Personal. DISCLAIMER: All Satire, No Legal Advice, Per Se.
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Episodes
S1E26 Self-assessment 04.03.2021 25:29
More often than not what we think about ourselves is just that, who we are is how we live with what we think. https://linktr.ee/CorporateCowboys
S1E25 Quick Prayer 25.02.2021 15:02
If you don't know how to pray, it's like talking yourself into staying alive. If you don't know WHY to pray, it's to remain in sync with living. I pray for my enemies, I pray for God, I pray for myself. I want to do Good in every aspect of my life, though at times I look Bad.
S1E24 Corporate Theory of Relativity 21.02.2021 16:40
Lacing, stitching, sewing up strings and loops; like eating cereal with a knife.
S1E23 Slack and Loose Strings 17.02.2021 15:27
This episode could be said to start as slack and finish with clipping loose ends. If you learn you learn.
S1E22 To Live and Die in Corporate 11.02.2021 16:08
Everyone is born a pawn a few, if any, make it across the entire board to stick up opposing pieces.
S1E21 Plausible Deniability. Good Luck. 10.02.2021 20:00
I've held various positions, done countless jobs, and delegated tasks to folks better suited than I. Plausible deniability is a myth; you should know Life knocks lightly, where Death would kick in the door.
S1E20 Legal Disclaimer 09.02.2021 10:05
Do not get me caught up in some shit I can't leave witnesses in. Work alone or outsource in bulk. You either are an Associate or you are Incorporating Associates; and they aren't mutually exclusive.
S1E19 GOING FORWARD 06.02.2021 21:39
Things will be different and appear very much the same. This is Life talking about Death.
S1E18 School. College. Work. School again. 02.02.2021 1:07:21
Public school is failing a lot of smart kids for no good reason other than to create a standard student. Fixing it is easy, it's the work that makes people hesitate. Administrators who hesitate to improve the educational landscape for students when the opportunity has long existed don't deserve their posts. Period. From K-12+, it's been the same problems, different generations..
S1E17 Distance Learning. Remote Learning. Tomato, Potahtoe. 30.01.2021 1:52:17
If you're reading this in my voice, just know I'm writing shtuff in this box to get web analytics to pick up on it. "Design Thinking", "Niche Studying", and "Assumptive Scholarship" are some topics touched on in this episode. A.I. and machine learning spectrists (on the spectrum) might later find academia screwed them over and that school bullies were a flaw in a system they eventually went on to...
S1E16 Apex Predators 25.01.2021 1:00:45
In Corporate, apex predators are friends. When you are an apex predator, you learn quickly folks want to be your friend, but they would never want to be you; but apex predators are easily made. "Everyone is one bad ([good]) day away from [it]." Happy Monday.
S1E15 Open-Door Policy 22.01.2021 1:10:00
If you hear the words "open-door policy" or "we're like a family here" come orientation day or orientation week, you can pretty much guarantee there is no life guard on duty. Just have fun. Do YOUR work. Track EVERY opportunity, then set out creating your own...
S1E14 Efficacy: Efficient vs Effective 18.01.2021 1:02:42
I thought of efficacy only after recording... Blow me long time. Efficaciously. Have a nice week; treat every day this year like Monday.
S1E13 Learned Behaviour 15.01.2021 1:02:26
Patterns can get you killed. Pattern recognition is a skill that can also get you killed. Corporate is DO or DIE, like Life. "So do better."
S1E12 Piece of Cake 14.01.2021 1:02:13
This one time I applied for work at a bank. Was hungry for meat and potatoes, but was served dessert first... Stay hungry; don't get distracted with sweets.
S1E11 Bulletproof Soul; hustling grams, shooting heavy grain 12.01.2021 1:11:23
Grams and grains got convoluted in my train of thought. My bad. Aside from that, just Sun-drying some ideas.. Nothing new under the Sun.
S1E10 T.G.I.F. R&R. Rest and Recuperation. 08.01.2021 1:04:43
Speed this one up if necessary. I never claimed to be an expert at multitasking. It's Friday and I'm getting ready for Monday.
S1E9 Innovation versus Progress 06.01.2021 1:01:39
Progress. Progressive. Progressivism. Just messing with words for web analytics. Also, Corruption; what is it? Corruption is the equal and opposite process of innovation. Majoring in Sociology for the sake of Corporate didn't hurt me after all...
S1E8 Entry-level Position. Experience Required. 04.01.2021 1:00:57
This was a relaxing one, I suggest speeding up 1.25x or 1.5x. Meanderings about job postings always coming with the advisory that they want experienced employees. Entry-level employees at that. Lol. Entry-level doesn't mean bottom of the barrel, and in at-will states recruiters should be careful what they ask for. Liable to pull a shark onboard when what they really wanted was easy tuna; but we ar...
S1E7 Institutionalization 03.01.2021 1:12:02
The longitudinal effect of institutionalization happens over time. It's effect can be measured and appreciated by an individual onky after time has past. It's why some kids have to learn the hard way, through experience. It's why lectures are weak, but experiential learning (hands-on) is rarely forgotten. Why actions are louder than words. It's like, you heard me now, but were you listening.
S1E6 New World Order is a pipe dream. Corporate World Order is reality. 30.12.2020 57:44
"NEW"? Gimme a break. I messing with analytics again to see it anybody to looks for the NWO stumbles on the CWO. When you are in Corporate you are in the know. If you choose not to learn, thatis your fault; MAYBE you survive, but you won't live.
S1E5 Hire Professionals. Contract Experts. 28.12.2020 1:08:07
Everyone and no one can be a professional. Professionalism is an ongoing process. Ultimately, it comes down to standardizing a way of work, but I'm not interested in standards. I'm interested in Professionalism, Professionals, and converting them to Corporate. That's some Corporate Cowboy shit. Experts are people- I mean professionals too. They bear a greater burden than the average human, by repu...
S1E4 Parental Advisory. Listener Discretion is Advised. Silent Night, Holy Night. 24.12.2020 1:00:30
This is a little change up. Speed it up to suit your needs. Or set it up to put you sleep. No pressure. Happy holidays from your peers in Corporate. We aren't here for gifts, we're here for business.
S1E3 The Grey Pill. The Gray Pill. The Graey Pill. 23.12.2020 1:14:13
The Grey Pill. The Gray Pill. The Graey Pill. Just fucking around with web analytics. No doubt there are aspiring Corporate Cowboys out there questioning life and asking "What is the Red Pill" "What is the Blue Pill" "Is there a Graey Pill?" The answer is yes, it exists. Looking for it means you took it; you need more perspective? Listen, learn, and share it with your associates. You Corporate Cow...
S1E2 Big Data, Just a Tiny Problem 21.12.2020 1:35:50
I read a book over the summer titled "Big Data: A Revolution That Will Change How We Live, Work, and Think". I'll be honest, it didn't really change jack, just gave me more to think about. I'll read a short section of the book; one I felt spoke most to me as a reformed criminal enterpriser and now aspiring Corporate Cowboy. I recommend you go into this one thinking, feeling, and really believing t...
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