Cornfields and Kobolds

The party treks to Skyreach Castle, the hub of all Cult activity on the Sword Coast. Here they must ingratiate themselves, and learn as much as they can before they strike. Also, our beautiful Fiori gets himself into yet another pickle. How's that drow boy gonna get outta this one? Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks fo...

Castle Naerytar explodes into chaos. Our adventurers fight for their lives against high odds. Aislyn makes an unlikely new ally. And, at long last, they discover the truth behind the Cult's nefarious machinations. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this episode was produced by Vindsvept (http...

Our five adventurers trek deep into the swamp to the Cult's next waypoint on their treasure route. Here they find a delicate balance of factions, and an opportunity to tip things in their favor. They also finally come face-to-face with Rezmir the Black, but DEFINITELY not in the way they would have preferred. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossi...

In this episode, we're introducing our 5th permanent member of our party! Our friend Mike will be playing the human fighter Aislyn Eden. The adventurers leave Waterdeep to once again follow the Cult on the road north. They arrive at Carnath Roadhouse, a construction site for a road crossing the Mere of Dead Men. There is enough mystery and suspicous activity to go around, but a capable ally will j...

The gang finally arrives in Waterdeep after their grueling two-month caravan trip, they have 24 hours to kill while they wait for the Cult to set out again. Fiori and Jamna cash in. Dagney and Quelenna craft elaborate fake personas. Jeskira meets one of her heroes. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! M...

In today's episode, our HARDBOILED adventurers follow their inebriated deer friend into a magical forest, where they have to SCRAMBLE to collect some magical eggs for a mysterious faerie. Will this mission go OVER EASY, or will all this running around leave them beDEVILED? EGGS! Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for y...

Our heroes are only a few days from reaching Waterdeep. Before they can get too excited, though, they have to plan a murder, discover a second murder, and deal with drunk wildlife. Good luck. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this episode was produced by Vindsvept (https://vindsvept.bandcamp...

Continuing on from part 1--still with special guest Stefan Ayto! The next episode will go up next week to stay on schedule with Episode 15 part 1. On their way out of Daggerford, the group is waylaid by nasty baddies. Join us as I craft a rich fiction for the game, and my players craft a bespoke hell to punish me for my sins. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsand...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains sexual content. First some news! 1) We have a special guest joining us this week, from the Talking with Dinosaurs podcast, Stefan Ayto! 2) This episode ended up running extremely long, so we've split it into two parts; part 2 will go up next week! 3) We've got new and better microphones now! We don't have stands for them yet, though, so please forgive the rus...

The journey to Waterdeep continues, with a few more hiccups along the way. They Cult continues to stir things up, bringing tensions in the caravan to a boiling point. They also pick up a few new friends, one an unfortunate victim of the Cult, and the other a mysterious woodland creature. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Tha...

In today's special, we jump forward in time a little bit. On the road north, our crew stops to rest on the night of the Winter Solstice. Nearby stands the ruined and dilapidated Dragonspear Castle. They don't have much time to rest when a wintery threat suddenly arrives. Our heroes must sally forth and confront the Icy Claws of the West to save the holiday season. Like what we're doing? Consider v...

Our four adventures arrive in Dagney's hometown, the quaint little town of Cheddar Falls. Here they meet Dagney's VERY large family, and run into Dagney's longtime rival that didn't actually appear in a proper episode but was mentioned in the summary between episodes 7 and 8 (my bad). Can the team use their skills to pull off the greatest victory of their lives? Like what we're doing? Consider vis...

The gang continues north to the perilous Trollclaws. On the way they'll have to deal with screaming fungus, suspicious nobles, and arctic temperatures. Good thing there's some nice combat at the end to warm them up! Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this episode was produced by Vindsvept. (h...

Our heroes finally leave Baldur's Gate, heading north to Waterdeep behind the Cult of the Dragon's wagon full of treasure. They don't get far, though, before things start to go awry. Quelenna's jewelry captivates a greedy merchant, and Fiori bumps into a familiar face. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your suppor...

The party prepares to join the Cult caravan as it passes through Baldur's Gate, but there's still a few loose ends to tie up. Jeskira hunts down the criminal that broke into the Study, and Fiori tries to get into the good graces of a mysterious stranger. Also, Quelenna finally gets her ticket back to the Feywild, but will she actually use it? Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi....

Our band of adventurers continue to kill time in Baldur's Gate. Fiori goes aftr a big score, Jeskira tracks down a dangerous criminal, and Quelenna seeks some magical assistance from the Harpers. We also get to meet Jeskira's mom, who has missed her wonderful daughter so very much. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks fo...

The gang heads to Baldur's Gate, where they must wait for the Cult caravan to arrive. Here, they sneak a certain boar into the city, meet Fiori's family, and deal with a stalker. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this episode was produced by Vindsvept and used with CC BY 3.0 liscense. You ca...

Hey guys! Due to some technical problems, our files AND backups for the next episode somehow got corrupted and are unusable. So, to make sure there's not a huge gap in the story, we recorded a brief summary of the events. We're super sorry for the problems. Luckily, we record well in advance, so the next real episode will come out on schedule in two days, picking up where this leaves off. We'll se...

We're here two days early to bring you a special Halloween episode! On the road north, our gang teams up with three mysterious strangers to solve a very spooky mystery. The farmer Elias insists that his parents beat him and left him to die in the fields. Is he telling the truth? Is there something sinister at work here? The party will have to search for answers, and they don't have long to figure...

The gang returns to Greenest with a captive Mondath in tow. After a brief interrogation, they head north to Elturel, ready to get to the bottom of the Cult's plans. First, though, they try to figure out what to do with the eggs they pilfered, and in doing so, learn a bit more than they would like about dragon sexuality. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobold...

The four adventurers head back into the Cult's cave system to finally take down the leader of the attack on Greenest. Blood will be shed, and loyalties will be tested. Can this brave band of heroes survive Mondath's Monwrath? Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this episode was produced by Vin...

The gang delves deeper into the Cult's hidden caves. After cleaning up their grisly murder scene, they aim to make off with the eggs being incubated inside. Little do they know, something more dangerous than kobolds or drakes waits for them inside. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this epis...

Sorry, we're still having technical problems with the audio this episode, due to issues with out equipment. These will be cleared up next episode, hopefully you can still enjoy this episode in the meantime! At the behest of the rescued monk Leosin, the adventurers return to the Cult of the Dragon's camp to seek answers. What are they up to? Where are they going? Why are my fingers centipedes? It's...

Our gang heads toward the raiders' camp in the countryside to gather intel, and to rescue a hostage or two. With some clever disguises and quick talking, can these adventurers pull off a covert mission? I'll give you a hint; this episode involves fire and lots of running. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your sup...

The siege of Greenest continues, and our heroes try to make sure everyone survives until dawn. Cue a daring church rescue, a daring rooftop duel, and a daring confrontation with a dragon. Also, Fiori makes the worst possible decision and it's great. Like what we're doing? Consider visiting https://ko-fi.com/cornfieldsandkobolds and tossing us a few bucks. Thanks for your support! Music in this epi...