Dalton Pruitt
Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt
Dalton Pruitt used to be the greatest comedian of all time, but a horrific brain accident in 2021 left his mind shattered. After losing it all and spending many long months riding in boxcars, Dalton's faculties have returned and he's ready to bring his pals Kevin and Sal along with him on a journey to create content to pay off medical bills from several different hospitals, return to his former glory, and take the world of comedy by storm once again. Head over to patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt to gain access to all premium episodes and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
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Episodes
Blessed Billionaire Boys Backyard Bible Bonanza | Genesis 1 20.11.2023 1:55:48
Welcome, my flock. Open thine hearts to the Lord and receive his divine grace as Pastor Dalton and Pastor Jaime study the Bible cover to cover. In this service, the two disciples explore Genesis 1 - the six days in which God created everything. God is good all the time. All the time God is good. If you are able please donate to the collection plate when it is passed to you: https://patreon.com/cor...
Lost in the Maize 12 20.11.2023 1:14:51
Been reading about this Bin Laden fella lately, and let me tell ya, seems like this guy was a big palooka. Please subscribe to the patreon: / cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pie Talk (audio) 15.11.2023 1:10:17
“I don’t think that people accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable.” – David Lynch Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdalton... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonus: Backdoor Bible Boys Backdoor Pilot (feat. Jamie Gravitt) 13.11.2023 2:28:30
I texted my old friend Jamie Gravitt (Coldplay 2) out of nowhere and said let's record a podcast. We spent nearly 3 hours reminiscing and having deep thoughts together, but we stumbled upon a truly divine idea over the course of our conversation. There is a reason I reached out to Jamie for an impromptu podcast as there is a reason for all things, and I am truly excited for what the future holds f...
Lost in the Maize 11 13.11.2023 1:00:03
Sorry this one is late. I have come down with a case of Victorian Wasting Disease. Please subscribe to the patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Festooned with Nuts 08.11.2023 1:10:49
Gigantomastia is a rare condition where your breasts become excessively large. It can cause pain, infection, discomfort and issues with body image. Your healthcare provider can treat gigantomastia with breast reduction surgery or medication. Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdalton... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lost in the Maize 10 03.11.2023 1:26:49
Dr. Pepper 10 - It's not for women! https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sleeve of Saltines 01.11.2023 1:04:56
I've been trying to figure out if I'm shadowbanned on X and TikTok or if I just suck. Feels like I'm spinning my wheels on social media trying to get any engagement. I know social media is silly, but is it at this point? The TV was the "idiot box" when it first came around. Prior to TV, books were even seen as a waste of time. However, these mediums became mainstays of arts, culture, and the disse...
Theseus 5: Techno-Feudalism (part 1) 27.10.2023 41:51
Okay, I've been trying to figure out this show should be. I've been doing another solo show on the Patreon for a couple weeks now. It's been me reading articles, so it's like reaction videos but for the modern intellectual. Looking for direction for the show, I think it should be a companion piece to something I talk about in the week's Lost in the Maize episode. For this week's episode of Theseus...
Corn About RobFed 4: Hans Kimsolo 27.10.2023 50:28
Why did a white man direct Killers of the Flower Moon? Robbie Goodwin is the host of @Whataboutrob available wherever you get podcasts. Please subscribe to his Patreon: https://patreon.com/whataboutrob But actually Robbie is extremely successful and I need y'all to subscribe to my Patreon more than he does: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Lost in the Maize 9 26.10.2023 1:05:44
Just let me be a peasant and have some mead after my work in the fields is done. Music credit: Karl Casey @WhiteBatAudio https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Darth Brooks 25.10.2023 1:06:48
"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children’s characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence. It looks to me very much like a significant section of the public, having given up on attempting to understand the reality they are actually living in, have instead reasoned that they might at...
Thank You, GimpGladly 21.10.2023 16:39
We do appreciate all y'all's support here at Cornfed and the Billionaire Podcast Network. I will do this for anyone that subscribes to the $25/month tier on the Patreon. https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonus: Swapcast: Corn About RobFed 3 | Leisure Suit Larry the David Guy 20.10.2023 49:27
When you walk away You don't hear me say Please Oh baby Don't go Robbie Goodwin is the host of the podcast "What About Rob?" available wherever you get podcasts. Please subscribe to his YouTube channel: http://youtube.com/@whataboutrob And his patreon: https://patreon.com/whataboutrob And please subscribe to my patreon: http://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonp... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Lost in the Maize 8 [audio (pt. 2)] 20.10.2023 32:55
Also, I've gotten into live streaming on YouTube. I did the first one last Sunday and it was fun. It's not video games or anything. I just hang out and talk to folks in the chat and look stuff up on the Internet. I'm bad at video games, but I'm not against streaming them once I figure out how streaming works. I'm using Streamyard for the live streams right now and it is simple and intuitive. I dow...
Lost in the Maize 8 [audio (pt. 1)] 20.10.2023 45:31
Well, once again I had to break up the audio for this one into two parts since Acast will only let me upload a maximum of 150mbs for no other reason than they've determined anything more than that and people won't want to download or listen. Maybe there's another hosting service I can use at some point, but for now I guess I have to split up the audio for anything I do that's too big for Acast. If...
Sultan of Seltzer 18.10.2023 1:07:53
We love Liquid Death. It looks like a tall boy of beer, but it's actually spring water. And now for $58 you can buy a Liquid Death box with Tom Segura's face on it for recycling your empty cans. Unfortunately, the $58 Tom Segura Liquid Death recycling box is currently sold out. Please subscribe to the Patreon: http://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Lost in the Maize 7 13.10.2023 1:10:17
Is there an objective reality or is reality subjective to the observer? Head over to the Patreon for the all-new news-centric solo show "Theseus" - trying to find a way out the dang Maize: patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Theseus 3 for Free (part 1) 13.10.2023 45:10
Had to chop the audio for this one into two parts since Acast maxes out a single upload at 150mbs. This is part 1. Theseus is the new news-centric solo show I do on the Patreon. Maybe "news-centric" isn't the right description. Information-centric, maybe? I like reading articles and different kinds of journalism. I'm putting this episode up for free as a taste and because it is one of the dumbest...
Theseus 3 for Free (part 2) 13.10.2023 46:53
Had to chop up the audio for this one into two parts since Acast limits a single upload to 150mbs. This is part 2. Theseus is the new news-centric solo show I do on the Patreon. Maybe "news-centric" isn't the right description. Information-centric, maybe? I like reading articles and different kinds of journalism. I'm putting this episode up for free as a taste and because it is one of the dumbest...
Ambien (feat. LaRon Wright) 11.10.2023 1:09:31
LaRon Wright (The King of Naps) joins the fellas to discuss geopolitics. LaRon is an extremely funny comedian who started with us in DFW and now lives in Austin. Follow him on X (née Twitter) @wright_laron. Please subscribe to the Cornfed Patreon: patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lost in the Maize 6 (part 2) 08.10.2023 40:18
Part 2 of Lost in the Maize 6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lost in the Maize 6 (part 1) 06.10.2023 50:59
Ain't nothin' better than an ice cold glass of sweet tea. Had to upload the audio for this one in two parts since Acast won't let me upload a single file larger than 150mb. patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ecclesiasdeez 04.10.2023 1:04:09
"What do workers gain from their toil? I have seen the burden God has laid on the human race. He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has also set eternity in the human heart; yet no one can fathom what God has done from beginning to end. I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live. That each of them may eat and drink, and find satisfacti...
Lost in the Maize 5 30.09.2023 1:09:24
It's vichyssoise, sir. It's supposed to be cold. patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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