Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt

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I'm late uploading the audio for this so sorry to all the Cornfederate audiophiles. I had a bit of a mental health thing over the week due to trying to figure out the stock market and I forgot to upload this episode to the audio feed. Dru Montana (Durag and the Deertag, Digital Bazooka) came on the show to hangout for a few hours. Dru is a really cool dude and I'm grateful he took the time to come...

I reviewed Scarlet’s rack a while back and we became friends after she saw my glowing praise of her bosom. Scarlet is one cool chick who came on the show and had a long meandering conversation with Sal and I. We discuss everything from Joaquin Phoenix to River Phoenix. I’m happy to now call Scarlet a friend of the show. Be sure to follow Scarlet on X (formerly Twitter) @ scarletmonroexo And follow...

Whoops, I forgot to upload the audio for this one last week. A few months back, I started the $25/month tier on the Patreon, which along with all premium episodes and bonus content, gets you the Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal (after 3 months of being subscribed). I said anyone who subscribes to the $25/month tier is welcome to be a guest on the show once they receive the decal. Michael Hall got...

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Greek goddess Lexis Deanna returns to gab with the girls (me and Sal are the girls). For those that don't know, Lexis is a buxom babe whom I met on the Internet when I made a lengthy video talking about her bosom. Lexis and I became fast friends and I cherish the conversations we have like the one featured in this episode in which she reveals her carnal proclivities whilst jiggling her jugs. Be su...

Chris Elliott is a talented artist with whom I have had spoken before and I think he's cool. More importantly, he subscribed to the $25/month tier on the Patreon and received his Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal, which means he got to come on the show. That's right, folks, if you subscribe to the $25/month tier on the Patreon, you will receive the Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal (after 3 months),...

You don't need a Starbucks everyday. Please subscribe to my Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I was very ungentlemanly to a woman on the Internet and now we're friends and she came on the show to discuss Wittgenstein's "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus". Diet Coke-Whore: @clitoralcollege on X (formerly Twitter) Please subscribe to my Patreon:    / cornfedwithdaltonpruitt   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shahyan Jahani is a very funny comedian, actor and hunk with whom I have been friends for many years. Shahyan and I started comedy together in Dallas, and he has made a name for himself as the number 1 Iranian funnyman in the Dallas - Fort Worth metroplex. Shahyan has been a good friend and all around solid dude the entire time I've known him and this episode of the podcast is more or less he and...

Ian William and I connected online a couple years ago and he offered to make some music for me for this show. He sent me the theme song and I loved it and then two years later, I actually started doing the podcast. Drew Flores from Dork Court also joins us and we all talk about how white boys get sad in the suburbs. Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hoste...

A reunion of sorts. I love Zac and I am grateful he came on the show. Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kevin is in the ICU, so it's just Sal and me this week and we are joined by Ski Mask Collective, who shows up late in the episode because he fell asleep after taking a fistful of Benadryl. We do discuss the proper dosages of Benadryl needed to maximize arousal and consort with the Hat Man. We also expose Tom Hanks for what he truly is (a great actor). Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patre...

My buddy Scott "Lizard" Abrams from the History Homos podcast came on this week to expose the truth about two of the titans in news media. This is a riveting and revelatory conversation in which we begin to unravel some truths that could spell ruin for us, but we do so in service of you the public, for the truth should not dwell in the shadows lest lies illuminate our world. Be sure to check out t...

I've been online friends with the Faygo Warrior for some time. He's a real juggalo who I've always enjoyed talking to, so I asked him to come on the show and reveal to us the secrets of Shangri-La and the Dark Carnival. WHOOP WHOOP! Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phemoid is a woman on the Internet that a lot of people do not like so I asked her to come on the show. We talked for a couple of hours, and I can see why so many people don't like her. However, we had a whirlwind conversation where we butted heads at times, but such is the case when two minds meet in the arena of ideas. I now consider Phemoid a dear friend and I think she would say the same about...

Jaymee Castles is an entrepreneur who quit the grind of the 9-5 to work for herself. Hers has not been an easy journey and has required a lot of blood, sweat, and tears, but she now answers to no gods nor masters, and she is here to teach you how to achieve autonomy and financial freedom. Find Jaymee at: https://jaymeecastles.com X (formerly Twitter) - jaymeecastles Instagram - jaymeecastles Pleas...

We are getting closer to understanding why the smoke alarm chirps. Please subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Praise be to the most high, I got my Twitter account back. Speaking of, Butcher Shop Taxidermy is an account that has followed me on Twitter for a while and I would see notifications from it every now and then and think "dang that's a cool lookin logo". A few weeks ago I went to the account, which has 46 followers and discovered master taxidermist Matt Dockstader. I reached out to Matt and asked h...

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Crack Amico is the greatest white boy of all time. My man was gracious enough to offer his time to the program to talk all things hatin' and hip-hop. I love Crack. Be sure to subscribe to Crack's YouTube: https://youtube.com/@UC_ZlAHpO6AHs2WCMzRlhRHg And subscribe to his Patreon: https://patreon.com/crackamico And please subscribe to the Cornfed Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt...

A while back in a distant nebula... Mint Salad ( @ASEPresents ) is a dynamite content creator, specializing in all things pop culture. From movies to comic books to cartoons to coming on this podcast, Mint is a content workhorse girl. We had a great time chatting with her and I'm sure all y'all gonna enjoy this one. Be sure to subscribe to Mint’s YouTube channel: youtube.com/@asepresents And subsc...

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I been slacking and fell behind on the solo show. My bad. Couldn't sleep so I took to my study to record this. I feel like this one was unfocused and sleepy, but I gotta dust the cobwebs off and get back into podcast mode. Hope y'all like it. Oh, and the Beowulf reading series will continue, I don't care if y'all like it or not, I just paused it for this week to do a good ol' fashioned Lost in the...

American hero G.I. Chase came on the show to reminisce, tell some war stories, and dive into a conspiracy theory or two. Chase and I went to high school together. He facetime called me a few weeks ago. I ignore most numbers I don't recognize, but I rarely get facetimes from unrecognizable numbers so I went ahead and answered and I'm glad I did because I got to catch up with an old friend and it le...