Coolest Alive

BLADE I & II - Celebrating the GLORY of Wesley Snipes' Blade franchise & Proposing a way FORWARD for the MCU! Marshala Al-WHATNOW?! There is ONLY ONE BLADE, mutha fucker! Weasley Snipes made that character hot, it was a "C" list concept before screenwriter, comic book fan & comic book writer introduced film audiences to the concept of SCIENCE FICTION VAMPIRES using Blade, a relatively...

Monsoon season came EARLY, what that created is the circumstances for one of the most insanely epic RESCUES the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in EITHER the documentary retelling or the film dramatization were they even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched BOTH the doc & the movie retelling this same...

This week, the internet attempted to cancel one of geek culture's biggest "influencers", but is "Nerdrotic" or any of the other major geek culture YouTubers really to blame for the "radicalization" of fans...? Are they amplifying negativity or just harnessing the frustration already there? Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive, believes he knows the truth. He's such a fucking know-it-all. ;)...

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “So I Married An Ax Murderer” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s THE film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “So I Married An Ax...

This past weekend Marvel made a HUGE announcement at its "Hall H" panel at San Diego Comic Con: Robert Downey Junior is RETURNING to the MCU...as DOCTOR DOOM?! This bizarre and tone deaf choice has led to a truly mixed and peculiar reaction from fans who have been clamoring for not only the first family of the Marvel Universe to be done justice to, but THEIR quintessential villain, & honestly...

Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive & his TWO young CHILDREN have ever seen! At no point in your completely off the wall approach to bringing Deadpool into the Marvel Cinematic Universe were you close to anything that might be considered dull! Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watche...

When Amazon released the 1st season of "The Boys" the Coolest Geek Alive was THRILLED with the adaptation that improved upon its source material in many ways. A great cast delivered on the promise that its comic book premise held by humanizing the debaucherous superheroes of their world & making them a bit more than the cartoon cutouts often depicted in the comics. But 3 seasons later and Jess...

Ben Stiller, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your grounded, real-world approach to creating a supermodel universe were you even close to anything that could be considered unfunny. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched this triumph of a film. We award you all of the points, and may Go...

Since it wasn't an ensemble cast like "The Force Awakens" they couldn't shrink him on the poster and hope the other characters would compensate. And they couldn't cover him up with his helmet like they did for Black Panther, because the Falscon-Cap version of Captain America has NEVER had a mask/helmet that covered his face before. Buuuuut what if they MADE HIM ONE...! Just for China, of course. T...

M. Night Shyamalan, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your grounded, real-world approach to creating a superhero universe were you even close to anything that could be considered uninteresting. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your trilogy. We award you all of the points, and may...

The time has come for a radical revolution in entertainment, but HOW are we gonna pull it off? The Coolest Geek Alive believes he has the answers! With Hollywood seeming determined to set fire to everything they've built, can a new world be made from the ashes? Jesse Blaze Snider sure thinks so. Check it out!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Momento” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Momento”, in the early 2000's ind...

Travistock Institute. CIA & the music industry. Hip-Hop & P-Diddy. How GEEK CULTURE became the number one target of the financial elite who have long used entertainment to terraform our society. Jesse Blaze Snider has been fighting the good fight against this rising tide, talking about it the way everyone else does, like their creative mistakes are accidental. The Coolest Geek Alive is her...

“Brawl in Cell Block 99", what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your hard-boiled, brutally violent almost 2 & 1/2 hour run-time were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast is now better for having watched this. We award you all of the points, and may God...

Racism & Sexism are alive and well in Hollywood! With undeniable proof beginning to pile up, how much longer before a shitstorm of discrimination lawsuits begin? And what about the more insidious racism & sexism of TOKENISM & simply TERRIBLE WRITING & TERRIBLE CHARACTERS which give TERRIBLE REPRESENTATION?! The Coolest Geek Alive has a lot to say, join Jesse Blaze Snider as he give...

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Escape From New York” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time & place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Escape From New York&rdq...

FURIOSA drew 80% less women compared to FURY ROAD, so who are the sexists, the WOMEN? And if the fans are so sexist how come they haven't had a problem with "Fallout", "ARCANE", "Wednesday", "The Force Awakens", "Avatar", "Wonder Woman", Kate Bishop Hawkeye, Black Widow II, Princess Leia, Ellen Ripley, Tomb raider, Red Sonya, the women of the X-MEN, Evelin from the Quiet Place, Clarice, Buffy, Scu...

"Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Tombstone” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Tombstone”, for the great American We...

You heard me, "Rotten Tomatoes SCORES are BULL$#!+"! Join Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive for another rousing episode breaking the fourth wall of entertainment! This week's victim: ROTTEN TOMATOES! EP 110 The Coolest Geek Alive

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Three Amigos” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Three Amigos”, in my childho...

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CGA and get on your way to being your best self. The audience demographic breakdown for the MCU between MEN & WOMEN was often close to EVEN! Since aggressively feminizing the brand over the last phase you'd think they'd have INCREASED their female audience size, but the opposite is true. Not only are they losi...

The Coolest Geek Alive thinks that Netflix's One Piece is great! Join Jesse Blaze Snider as...uh, he talks about it? What do you want, its a "Coolest Pick", the guy picks something and uh, he talks about how much he likes it. He likes it, this thing, the "One Piece", you don't even have to listen really. EP 107 The Coolest Geek Alive

EP 106 - This week on The Coolest Geek Alive, Hollywood's historically LOW Memorial Day weekend box office postulates why things may be collapsing so spectacularly of late. Is it streaming? D.E.I.? What? Join Jesse Blaze Snider and unlock the truth of the matter once & for all! EP 106 The Coolest Geek Alive

The Coolest Geek Alive is teaching C.E.O. 101, school the uninitiated on what a C.E.O. is SUPPOSED to BE, and what a C.E.O. ACTUALLY IS. Join multi-talented poly-math, Jesse Blaze Snider as he opens the curtain to reveal the true monster behind the curtain destroying the entire entertainment landscape, BlackRock & other similar financial interests. EP 105 The Coolest Geek ALive

Hosts Aaron Sparrow & Jesse Blaze Snider discuss the idea of simply reviving beloved franchises over & over again, but of course, the RIGHT WAY. Also, they analyze the first moves of Geoff Johns and his new creator-owned shared universe publishing endeavor! Where do the two of them come down? Find out on the second awesome episode of, the COOLEST GEEKS...ALIVE-STREAM! EP 104 The Coolest Ge...