Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Justy Boy is out sick this week, so listen to this commentary we did for Patreon on the 1992 classic "3 Ninjas." It's seriously very good! www.coolparents.co

Early 90's Haverhill High School yearbook bios were just built different. This episode also has a new mashup and an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode commentary. Yo Diggity. www.coolparents.co

Listen to find out what's really inside the moon... And get your Shrek fix while you're at it with Swamp Quiz ! www.coolparents.co

Did dinosaurs build the pyramids? Where do Pokeymans come from? What do these Clickbait Headlines actually mean? And, does Wes Scantlin like the way you smack his ass? www.coolparent.co

You just gotta listen. Rope Games are back and they brought their pals Pervert Proverbs , Truckdate , and Mystery Ship: Solving the Pyramids . www.coolparents.co

Here come some real good Googie Reviewbies , and loooottsss of 'em! www.coolparents.co

Backmasking! That movie title "game" that doesn't have a name! Truckdate! The Evil Cummer! Oh my! www.coolparents.co

Certified Fresh on Rotten Topangos! This one's hot to the touch. We got Truckdate , Missed Connections , and Making a Muscle Boy , so strap in! www.coolparents.co

Chip Dunn, fully swung 24/7. We're looking at Haverhill High School's 2006 yearbook and dissecting some "lyrics" of Rob Zombie's, who went to Haverhill High! Woowwwwww... We also have a "Viva La Bam" trivia segment called Bamily Feud . Vito. www.coolparents.co

Would you like to gain the Knowledge of the Chameleon? Just pay very close attention to this installment of Pervert Proverbs , which may well be one of the best ever. www.coolparents.co

Hello, folks. Please listen to this episode, which contains Googie Reviewbies and some discussions regarding Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Salute Your Shorts. Thank you. www.coolparents.co

Hey, everybody! This episode is mostly little mini segments and listener requests. Just listen to it, K? It's good. www.coolparents.co

We're officially back and we've got jingles! We also have a new hip-hop song that's sure to change your outlook on life itself. All The Things We Said makes a return and stick around for a new mashup song and a special edition of Brain War! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

We'll be back real soon, hang in there! www.coolparents.co

Here's a collection of prank calls we've done, including Andy Dick and Dave Navarro! (If any legal professionals ask, they were both just really good impressions...) www.coolparents.co

See you in a month! www.coolparents.co

Pervert Proverbs is in the house, and this batch is simply exquisite ! We also have Viewer Reviewer runnin' buckwild along with our reactions to the "Twisters" trailer. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

This episode contains another installment of the new segment Synompsis . And you know we had to talk a little huss since the Kentucky Derby just happened. We also have an incredible Apedate ! www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy brought us some Missed Connections to chew on! We also have some interesting news to discuss and we tasked A.I. with making The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot" lyrics into a good song. The results are very interesting! www.coolparents.co

Yearbook Bios are back with a vengeance, and so is Cowpoke Poetry ! Please enjoy responsibly. www.coolparents.co

There's a new segment in town... it's called Where Are They Now? and in this installment, we're discussing what happened to "Hey Arnold!" characters after the show ended. Then, we have some very interesting Googie Reviewbies runnin' buckwild! www.coolparents.co

I'll be your dick baby. We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News . Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk! www.coolparents.co

Guess what! Fundiferous Rex is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost , among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?! www.coolparents.co

Hope you like CONE! We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer . We also have a new prank phone call! <3 www.coolparents.co

After a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain ! www.coolparents.co