Curtis Charles and Justy Boy

Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

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We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

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Curtis Charles and Justy Boy

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Ralph Yum & The Babushka Boys 20.08.2025 1:02:12

What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking ! www.coolparents.co

Rewind: An Adorable Dong 13.08.2025 1:29:51

Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week! www.coolparents.co

Moh Bility 06.08.2025 1:03:22

Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate , and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

The Coolest Guy in Jail 30.07.2025 56:04

Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise. This episode includes Brain War: Ear War , The Fuck He Said?? , and a Spelling Bee . Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Feed Drop: "The Gurning Man of Glasgow" from Cryptid Cocktail Party 24.07.2025 45:59

Check out what our good friends at the Cryptic Cocktail Party podcast are up to! More info HERE . Original episode description: "Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we dive into some relatively recent Scottish folklore and talk about the absolutely nightmarish entity known as the Gurning Man of Glasgow. Is he just a man? A ghost? Or something interdimensional...

Tar-Zyn 23.07.2025 1:10:55

We need to talk about Nick Adams some more. Unfortunately. We have some other assorted goofs runnin' wild, culminating in a truly exquisite Pervert Proverbs ! www.coolparents.co

Rewind: C.P. Investigates THE WHISKER MAN 22.07.2025 43:43

Here's a rerun from all the way back in 2018 in which Curtis interviews a couple of townies who have witnessed the infamous cryptid called The Whisker Man! We're reposting it because it's great, but also because we want to (eventually) do a follow up. Enjoy! www.coolparents.co

Balance the Stone, Massage the Brain 16.07.2025 1:00:14

We take a look at some YouTube comments from ASMR Reiki videos, what a treat! Also, stick around for some brand new Tindergarten Cops ! www.coolparents.co

RIPSTIK RENEGADES: Rip Rip Boom! 09.07.2025 34:03

Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands! www.coolparents.co

Caveman Utopia 02.07.2025 55:31

Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies ! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again... www.coolparents.co

Plump My Ring 25.06.2025 1:12:21

Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate , Bigfoot Update , an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz . Type shit. www.coolparents.co

Swellin' Up The Devil 11.06.2025 1:06:48

Ever wanted to be a "demon fluffer?" You're not alone. Listen all about it in a brand new installment of Groff The Chain ! We also have some excellent Pervert Proverbs to get you goin' buckwiiiiild. www.coolparents.co

God Dong Greasy Beacon 04.06.2025 1:13:04

Googie Reviewbies and Can I Aks You A Quession, B? are ready to bust! Then we have a nice conversation with a ChatGPT robot that culminates in some Mad Libs . www.coolparents.co

Virtual Casket 28.05.2025 54:55

"Jesus walked so the Ford F-150 could roll coal." -Anomonish This episode contains multitudes. You'll hear about trucks and ghosts and Kid Rock... so on and so forth. www.coolparents.co

Exquisite Abundance 21.05.2025 50:24

Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man ! www.coolparents.co

DINGA 07.05.2025 1:03:29

Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence! www.coolparents.co

A Human Loaf with the Face of a Bulldog 30.04.2025 1:04:05

Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections . Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

So Beauty, So Goodess 23.04.2025 1:16:01

What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs , lie within... www.coolparents.co

No Light Type Spooky 16.04.2025 53:37

Are you ready to join the "Go Brown" movement that's sweeping the nation? Then listen up! We're talking about shit-derived energy that can easily power your underground bunker when Baba Vanga's predictions come true. Also... Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co

Best Goofs! (Ep. 291 - 330) 09.04.2025 58:02

Justy Boy's sick as a damn dog, so check out these hand-picked prime goofs from episodes past and we'll see ya next week! www.coolparents.co

Stretch 350 02.04.2025 1:03:10

Yearbook quotes are back! We also have a pretty incredible Truckdate , complete with a prank call. Do not miss, k? www.coolparents.co

Ghost Math 26.03.2025 1:03:50

We got a mixed bag today, so just dive in and get wiiiild! www.coolparents.co

Dig for Bit 19.03.2025 1:02:27

This is a Jesse Ventura heavy episode, so be prepared. Also, we've got a thick installment of You Wanna Ask Me a Question, B? www.coolparents.co

C:\USERS\CURTIS\DOWNLOADS\ 12.03.2025 38:31

Curtis digs through his Downloads folder. www.coolparents.co

The Godfather of Polynomials 05.03.2025 57:21

Do you want to learn about the real history of computers? Look no further whatsoever, here's a new installment of Slime Capsule! www.coolparents.co