Cookie Dice: The Achives

This week we go shopping!! And, you know, be productive, too. Sala tries to sass her master, who doesn't put up with that. Ardred made a brand new enemy(we'll see how that treats him later in this campaign). Ara almost gets her horns cut off, and Mystia earns Inspiration!! Congrats, Mystia!! We also try to pawn Steve off to Andrew(No, not that Steve), but he didn't want him. Enjoy!! We...

Sorry for the late release!! It's TK Takeover time, as TK tries out his first one shot on our podcast. We meet some bronze statues, try and fail to name Andrew's character, and learn exactly what it means to be reckless and stupid. But, life is short!! So let's be reckless and stupid together!!

I have to say, we have never been more distracted while recording a podcast episode. We pose important questions, like, "What kind of cookie are you?" or, "Why don't fingers fing?" We also meet a new character, drag along an old character, and create a new tradition. "C.T.P: Contain, Train, Perserve - An Audio Drama" is coming out in about a month!! A teaser episode has...

This week we meet a few fellow adventurers looking for gold and a slow talking turtle that, in my opinion, is the best character in the entire campaign!! Hope y'all enjoy!! Remember!! We have an audio drama coming out next month!! It is yet to be named, but we have a teaser episode being released in about a week. I know I said that last week, too, but I mean it this time!! I am so excited, but...

We're doing a but of Paul Revere action this week!! Sorry for last week's late release, but this week we're on top of it!! Thanks for your loyal support!! You're the best!! This week we traveled to Kara's Vale, renamed a town, and tried to connect with Fluffers, but that didn't go well. We also get to use that tent Ardred got... I know it's the third short episode, but...

Welcome back, loyal listeners!! This week we saved our... "poet." I use this word hesitantly, of course, but you know that. His poetry lacks luster, that's for sure. Aria and Sala chill while Mystia reveals a secret and Delia sneaks around like a pro. We hope you enjoy!! We know the short episode is disappointing, but we promise it'll be worth it in the end!! We're working on a...

Here we are, back in Limbo!! It feels good to DM again!! Cue flashback music!! This week Nogard gets attacked, King BOOPITY BOOP gives us a banana, and Kharma can't stop laughing at her idiot father figure. Velocity defeats an evil creature while Delia watches gravity work. We also see what happens when Shifter lives in Limbo for way too long!! We have a very special announcement!! We have our...

Welcome back, my keemo'tyar!! It's so good to know y'all are out there listening!! We are so grateful for each of you!! Thanks a billion and we sincerely hope to continue entertaining you far into this year. This week we get to see Sala do a little revenge and Ardred... suddenly get better at poetry? Mystia and Delia get their creativity on while Ara tries to save the reckless slave. D...

Welcome back to Cookie DIce!! Huge welcome to Kailene, our newest player!! We meet her character, Mystia, on our way to find the prince. Ara drags Ardred along, and vice versa, and Delia gets the pet she wants. We also find out what the potions do!! And we have a big reveal with Sala... If you want to know more about this mysterious character... Well, so do I!! But you can learn more about Sala on...

Episode 2 of Mara's campaign!! This one was interesting. Ardred, who left his sister behind, insists on coming back, but he was followed. Ara meets a new friend and Delia gets a new pet, but it's not the one she wants. Sala tries to fight. You'll see how it goes. The Snufflesaur contest is over!! I have the drawing up on the website. You can see it here: cookie-dice.com/projects-3 The...

Welcome to the new campaign!! I'm so excited to see where this story goes. Sala becomes passive aggressive, or as passive aggressive as she knows how to be. Ardred leaves Ara in jail, and Delia stealths her way back to her slave. We toast to the tiefling using the blood of our enemies. Or maybe just cherry lemonade. Enjoy this hectic episode!! There is one more week to "Draw the Snufflesau...

This week was a one-shot written by our very own Mara!! She can cook, draw, and improvise!! Arden spends waaaay too much time trying to get through a door, Ara grieves by destroying, and Delia gets called old. We also meet an old man who's kind of off his rocker. I was sick and unable to come, but next week we're going to have a new player and a new campaign!! I can't wait!! The drawin...

From the title, you probably know, we're going to have our favorite memories, reveal the Death Socks, and one strange wedding. We also do a fun Disney's "Let's Go Fly A Kite" parody. Mara, Kate, and I wrote this ourselves. Not the music, of course. That's a House of Mouse thing. The Death Socks have happened!! You can send me ideas for future episodes and campaigns at cooki...

Welcome to the last episode of "The Outlaws Of The Iron Route!!" I'm so thrilled that I made it through this campaign without losing my sanity!! And this episode is really the best. Velocity starts her very own circus and Nogard is, apparently, very bad at cartwheels!! Kharma juggles and Diesa meets her future husband... kinda? And Atlas dons his pink cloak and still manages to sneak a...

So, I messed around a little with some sound effects. Please be patient as I figure all this fun stuff out!! This week we see an old friend and an older friend meet!! Atlas meets Erma, Ethel, and Bertha while making himself a new cloak. Raph and Diesa spar while Nogard plans with the Chief. This episode is full of tears and laughter!! One of my favorites so far!! Hope you enjoy!! The Death Socks a...

Welcome back!! We’ve got a fun episode for you today!! We meet Fritz’s old master, Amberjill(played by my amazing sister Lili!!) and see why birds are evil. We also watch Nogard explode, Atlas on fire(again) and Hitsfits chucking rocks at people. Velocity meets a fellow snot spider enthusiast and soldier boy asks stupid questions. Just so you know, publishing days will be changing to Saturday star...

*Slight disclaimer!! There's a little animal cruelty in here, so if that's something you're squeamish of you might want to skip this one.* Welcome back, keemo’tyar, to The Tavern At The Crossroads!! Where all of our most random and hectic adventures begin. The story line today is a simple one, as you will see from the very beginning. Naki, our resident archer, is looking for his brothe...

Welcome, keemo'tyar, to the Tavern At The Crossroads. Where bards sing, hero's tell stories, and dwarves enjoy a good drink before heading off to... do whatever dwarves do. It's always been a busy, bustling place. Until now. Something in the neighboring towns is taking the townsfolk. And Ta'chala is determined to stop it. Because he wants money. Joining him is Naki, Quaz, Steve the...

*Important information. Read to the end. Or at least skim.* This episode was relatively uneventful and yet totally complicated. We meet one Velocity's old friends, and my personal favorite NPC I've ever played. Raph ticks off everyone he talks to. Nogard sits in Limbo for like... a long time while Atlas gets to go on his own adventure. Hitsfits is dreading the next session and you'll s...

Welcome to this weeks episode of Cookie Dice!! We're all back together again and I'm so excited to hear what you think about this episode!! Nogard and Atlas break Yama's one rule. Hitsfits casts Thunderwave way too many times, but I was feeling a little evil that day. You'll see what happens. Velocity discovers that her 4th Wall ability has some rules. Raph is back!! And this time...

As Nogard so wisely said, "An arm for an arm means no more handshakes." And this is almost true for one of our characters. A special guest makes some questionable decisions while approaching our dangerous adventurers and Nogard performs some equally questionable magic, Frankenstein style. Velocity gets a pet, Atlas becomes Phann the elf, and we meet some gambling kobolds on the way. This e...

This is, by far, my favorite episode we've recorded as of now!! Nogard and Atlas bond with the changeling girl as Hitsfits and Velocity meet a brand new creature in the dark forest. We learn a few words in a new language as we get to know this little girl Atlas saved. It's a tender episode with an exciting new animal thrown in for good measure. While my table goes off to level up a little,...

This one was quite the roller coaster... We played an amazing game of faye roulette while dealing with a few problems with Atlas. Nogard has a bit of a breakdown, Kate fixes Velocity, and Hitsfitz is trying to tie up so many people. It's ridiculous and so much fun!! Hope you enjoy!! Happy New Year!! The game today was inspired by improv podcast "The End of Time and Other Bothers." They...

Welcome to Cookie Dice!! This is the first episode of our CLEAN table top role playing game. In this episode we see Nogard and Atles make some bad decisions as Hitzfitz slowly gets more frustrated. Unfortunately, our fourth player couldn't join us this time, but Velocity still manages to be covered in blood. Thanks so much for listening to our first ever podcast episode!! If you haven't li...