Conversations with Claywoman

Here is a short clip of the next installment of my efforts to stop an object from destroying your planet.  In todays episode I call 911 to get help for Silva The Small who has collapsed and then I go to reunite with Dr Lezalk to take stock of everything.  The episode is cut short by a breaking news announcement from Earth. to hear the entire episode, all the back catalog and more please...

A short clip of Part 6 of Claywoman's efforts to prevent "An Object Hurtling Towards Earth" from destroying your planet.  In the last episode Claywoman received permission from The Council of Klarn to use "The Great Crate" to stop the Object, in this episode Claywoman tries to get Silva The Small to give her the keys to the Crate. To hear this entire episode and all the previous ones, subscri...

Here is a short clip of my latest adventure where I try to stop and object that is hurtling towards Earth.  In this episode I am granted an audience with The Council of Klarn and they decide if I have permission to use a special device to save Earth.  To find out what they say and hear the entire episode please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a small bit of my recent conversation with Xalvador (aka ImgoingtoMarryYourDad).   I loved catching up with Xal and I'm so happy we can premier his new song "HopsotchButterscotch" in this episode.  Here's his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CbgPF8CORqI/ I'll be back in a couple weeks with another installment of "An Object Hurtling Towards Earth" .  In the next ins...

Here is a very tiny snippet the latest episode.  To hear the whole thing, please subscribe on patreon. As you know, I've been working with Dr Lezalk to prevent this object from striking your planet.  The las time I reported to you about this we had made contact with the family living on the object.  If you listened to episode 3 you know that the family was extremely uncooperative. W...

I recently spoke with the delightful Dan Allegretto, the host of a wonderful podcast called "Dial Dan".  We had quite a nice chat and I have to say it was a much needed break for me from trying to prevent the object that is currently hurtling towards your planet from making impact.  Don't worry though.  I'm still working on that.  Dr Lezalk and I will be back soon with mor...

Here is a little segment of my latest episode.  On this one Dr Lesalk and I try to talk to the family that is living on the object hurtling towards Earth to see if we can get them to help stop it.  It doesn't go well.  I also read some listener mail and tell a story  to hear this entire episode and all previous episodes in the series please subscribe at  https://www.patreo...

This is a snippet of a larger episode for Patreon Subscribers.  When I last spoke with you I was alerted to an object hurtling towards your planet by Dr Lezalk.  I then rushed off to meet him and the following is our dispatch from near the object.  We are working hard to stave off this calamity.  Things get a bit confusing towards the end but we will be back next month with mor...

My apologies for the alarming title.  I don't think it's actually that dire.  This is a very short clip of today's pod (available in full to Patreon subscribers) I'll be speaking with Dr Lezalk, who seems to know what he's talking about.  We're figuring out a plan so don't be frightened. I'll also be reading from my collection of true stories.  Today's is "Collapsing Shannon" a...

 I am so thrilled to welcome Catherine Liu back on the podcast.  As many of you know, Catherine is a professor of Film and Media Studies at the University of California, Irvine.  She is also the author of "Virtue Hoarders: The Case Against the Professional Managerial Class" and actually and amateur zoologist.  It is that last topic we cover again as Catherine has come prepared...

This is a little preview of my chat chat with Earthling homosexual community icons, cultural critics and fashionable intellectuals, Patrik Sandberg and Paul Cupo from the very informative podcast Not Really.  It's the only Earth podcast I listen to and it's where I turn for the latest on all current events.  You can find them at https://www.patreon.com/notreally  To hear the whole e...

What a joy it is to have Catherine back on the podcast!  Catherine is an insightful cultural critic and intellectual powerhouse but what many don't know is that she's also an amateur zoologist.  We had a great chat about several species and Catherine's unique perspective on each of them.  From the cube shaped dung of the wombat to the fascinating story of the "cocaine hippos" we exp...

Here is a snippet of my delightful conversation with the brilliant Actor, Performer and Writer Becca Blackwell.   I always enjoy chatting with Becca.   We talked about working with Dinosaurs, tiny trumpets, cicadas, dissociation, and so much more. You can hear our entire chat and many back episodes by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman find out more about Becca at...

I recently had the pleasure of speaking with Jake Brush, a brilliant artist who is presenting some really enchanting new work called "Stop Being Poor".  This is a preview of our conversation.  To hear our entire chat please subscribe to my Patreon where I've also posted an exclusive clip of Jake's video piece.  https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Last weekend I had the distant honor of speaking with the inimitable Christeene.  It's very difficult to describe Christeene and feel like you've left an accurate impression.  One really has to experience her firsthand.  She's also not a human being. So I do have that in common with her.  She comes from a swampland, from the Earth, is very young, and has a lot to teach us all I...

Here is a short bit of our latest episode which is especially noteworthy because it's the first in which a guest helps me escape from a predicament in real time.  I can't thank Sarah Squirm enough for chatting with me, and for literally helping me get back on track! To hear the full episode and to find out how Sarah gets me out of the clothes line and also support this ongoing project of brin...

In my constant effort to keep things fresh around here I've decided to mix things up with a new reading series for patrons only.  For the first installment of this reading series I'll be reading excerpts from my book in progress "Alligators I've Ignored (and Other Tales from Downstairs) as well as a tiny bit from "Gesture for a Long Woman".  Additionally, we have received our very first...

I am very excited to share with you my recent conversation with Katie Halper.  Katie is a political commentator and host of The Katie Halper Show and Useful Idiots podcasts and I was thrilled to be able to have a few minutes with her as she is very busy as you can imagine.   I do get a little bit confused about what exactly is happening on Earth so it was nice to be able to get some...

I realize that I've been "off the grid" as it were for the past few weeks.  So I decided to make this quick update to explain what happened and then I had the bright idea to contact The Jennifer Sisters.  The results were decidedly mixed.  For anyone familiar with the Jennifer Sisters, you know that they are an incredibly omnipresent entertainment act in the Mirillion Galaxy and the...

I am getting reports that conditions are starting to become a little bit less daunting on your planet.  This fills me with such joy.  I'm so excited that soon I'll be planning a trip back to Earth to visit you all.  In the meantime I hope you enjoy my recent conversation with Rain Phoenix.  Rain is an extremely talented musician and an extraordinary Earthling.  We talk a l...

The other day I realized I had completely lost track of what exactly is going on down on Planet Earth so I finally reached out to noted journalist Olivia Nuzzi to explain it all me.  And she certainly didn't disappoint.  If you are from Earth you probably will know about most of this information but for my Mirillion listeners this will be more Earth drama to keep you glued to your ear pi...

Here is a small bit of my conversation with performance artist and meme creator Xalvador Tin-Bradbury.  He is also known as @Imgoingtomarryyourdad on Instagram.  You can hear the entire conversation by subscribing to my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman 

In this episode, I talk with notable infectious disease specialist and Diane Feinstein impersonator Cole Escola about his room, his furniture, the dust and the reasons to think they do not have his best interests in mind.   We will unpack all this and still have enough time to worry 

I had such a lovely time chatting with actor and comedian John Early.  We really covered a lot of ground.  I am very much looking forward to you all hearing our challenging and informative discussion.