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A baby-faced Kurt Russell is pulled into a search for a mythical artifact left behind by ancient aliens in the failed pilot/TV movie Search for the Gods.

We take the Escape Pod™ from episode five with the fabled desert squid to episode thirteen, which also happens to be an episode of the hard-hitting news program The Final Word, in our final podcast on FreakyLinks.

This week, we're joined by guest Jo for a trip to the sewers of NYC filled with sewer teens and mole people before discovering a flying monster in backwoods bear country in episodes 3 and 4 of FreakyLinks.

This week, we click on FreakyLinks for a trip to turn-of-the-century internet culture, the Roanoke colony and some paranormal activities in episodes one & two.

The failed pilot/TV movie NorthStar tries to convince us to stare directly into the sun to get that throbbing brain we've been after.

In a deleted scene from podcast episode 65, Jordan reads some Planet of the Apes fan fiction.

We've reached the end of Planet of the Apes in episodes 13 & 14 as the boys & their ape friend discover a mysterious temple that kills any who enter it and then Galen learns to fly!

In episodes eleven and twelve, our old ass-tro-naut pals and Galen try to talk an old friend of Urko's into committing a crime before Virdon hooks up with a farmer's daughter and cures a malaria outbreak on Planet of the Apes.

We return to the Planet of the Apes for Urko's hobby of fixing horse races and a how-to guide for brainwashing humans in episodes nine and ten.

Guest Ihor joins us for drive-by rocket attacks, a future cop unlocking the powers of his mind and the one & only Robosaurus in the failed pilot/TV movie Steel Justice.

In episodes seven and eight, Plant of the Apes switches gears to a medical drama and apes in hoods go on an allegorical rampage.

The Planet of the Apes tour of the Bay Area continues with a trip to Oakland and a long wait of Bandor featuring sharks (!) in episodes five and six.

For episode three and four, we're joined by Planet of the Apes superfan Kaveh for a trip to a post-apocalypse San Francisco BART station and a badly managed ape farm.

This week, we travel through a wormhole or time dilation or something to crash land on the Planet of the Apes television series where gladiatorial battles and ape high councils await.

We are joined by returning guest Jane for the failed pilot Global Frequency, which imagines a secret spy network investigating supernatural incidents using the futuristic technology of smart phones and rolodexes.

After taking the Escape Pod™, we jump ahead to the final episode of Mann & Machine for the story of a cryogenically frozen hamster named Carlos and the eternal question of 'are robots Frankensteins?'.

We're joined by returning guest Stephen for a knock-off of Chinatown and a terrible VHS transfer complete with commercial breaks in episodes 3 and 4 of Mann & Machine.

This week, we begin to unpack Dick Wolf's robot/cop partner series Mann & Machine where the police work has never been shoddier and lusting after someone with the mental maturity of a 7 year old is maybe okay?

Guest Kevin returns to delve into the reboot/sequel to Roddenberry's failed pilot/TV movie Genesis II. This failed pilot/TV movie is retitled Planet Earth and returns to the post-apocalyptic future to discover a society where women rule and where everyone involved probably feels pretty uncomfortable for appearing in a weird Gene Roddenberry sexual fantasy.

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We've been recording for entire calendar year, so we're taking a short break to regroup and prep for more episodes. Find out more in this short announcement.

This week, hosts Jordan & Luke take on their first failed sci-fi sitcom pilot featuring a prologue death scene, a Catskills comedian robot overlord, and the funny from 1979.

In the finale of the Frank Herbert's Dune miniseries, its all sassy little sisters, climactic battles, messiah complexes and one baby murder.

It's the hump episode of Frank Herbert's Dune where spice blows, Fremen public transportation is ridden and a baby worm is wrestled.

Hosts Jordan & Luke watch the spice flow, the Hunter-seeker float and the Baron monologue in the first part of the miniseries adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune.