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In episodes eleven and twelve, our old ass-tro-naut pals and Galen try to talk an old friend of Urko's into committing a crime before Virdon hooks up with a farmer's daughter and cures a malaria outbreak on Planet of the Apes.

We return to the Planet of the Apes for Urko's hobby of fixing horse races and a how-to guide for brainwashing humans in episodes nine and ten.

Guest Ihor joins us for drive-by rocket attacks, a future cop unlocking the powers of his mind and the one & only Robosaurus in the failed pilot/TV movie Steel Justice.

In episodes seven and eight, Plant of the Apes switches gears to a medical drama and apes in hoods go on an allegorical rampage.

The Planet of the Apes tour of the Bay Area continues with a trip to Oakland and a long wait of Bandor featuring sharks (!) in episodes five and six.

For episode three and four, we're joined by Planet of the Apes superfan Kaveh for a trip to a post-apocalypse San Francisco BART station and a badly managed ape farm.

This week, we travel through a wormhole or time dilation or something to crash land on the Planet of the Apes television series where gladiatorial battles and ape high councils await.

We are joined by returning guest Jane for the failed pilot Global Frequency, which imagines a secret spy network investigating supernatural incidents using the futuristic technology of smart phones and rolodexes.

After taking the Escape Pod™, we jump ahead to the final episode of Mann & Machine for the story of a cryogenically frozen hamster named Carlos and the eternal question of 'are robots Frankensteins?'.

We're joined by returning guest Stephen for a knock-off of Chinatown and a terrible VHS transfer complete with commercial breaks in episodes 3 and 4 of Mann & Machine.

This week, we begin to unpack Dick Wolf's robot/cop partner series Mann & Machine where the police work has never been shoddier and lusting after someone with the mental maturity of a 7 year old is maybe okay?

Guest Kevin returns to delve into the reboot/sequel to Roddenberry's failed pilot/TV movie Genesis II. This failed pilot/TV movie is retitled Planet Earth and returns to the post-apocalyptic future to discover a society where women rule and where everyone involved probably feels pretty uncomfortable for appearing in a weird Gene Roddenberry sexual fantasy.

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We've been recording for entire calendar year, so we're taking a short break to regroup and prep for more episodes. Find out more in this short announcement.

This week, hosts Jordan & Luke take on their first failed sci-fi sitcom pilot featuring a prologue death scene, a Catskills comedian robot overlord, and the funny from 1979.

In the finale of the Frank Herbert's Dune miniseries, its all sassy little sisters, climactic battles, messiah complexes and one baby murder.

It's the hump episode of Frank Herbert's Dune where spice blows, Fremen public transportation is ridden and a baby worm is wrestled.

Hosts Jordan & Luke watch the spice flow, the Hunter-seeker float and the Baron monologue in the first part of the miniseries adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune.

We're joined by our guest Will to explore the baffling TV movie/failed pilot Baffled!, starring the incomparable Leonard Nimoy. He's a swinging 70s lady man, professional race car driver and budding psychic who heads to jolly old England to solve a murder that hasn't happened yet via a series of trippy premonitions.

Almost Human reaches an end this week with a new serial killer, a trip to the Cubes, and a performance review for Dorian in episode 13. (Podcast Note: Almost Human was broadcast out of order and we have opted to watch it in the creator's intended order. As a result, our episode numbering reflects official IMDb episode listing and will look out of order and super wonky. Just go with it.)

This week on Almost Human, a smart house gets hacked and attacks its owners before John & Dorian hunt a serial killer who is murdering the beautiful in episodes eleven and twelve. (Podcast Note: Almost Human was broadcast out of order and we have opted to watch it in the creator's intended order. As a result, our episode numbering reflects official IMDb episode listing and will look out of ord...

This week, MMA superstar Gina Carano drops in to beat the snot out of Kennex and Dorian before a killer nerd on the dark web retools the plot of Die Hard with a Vengeance with explosive results in episodes nine and seven of Almost Human. (Podcast Note: Almost Human was broadcast out of order and we have opted to watch it in the creator's intended order. As a result, our episode numbering reflects...

This week, Almost Human gives us a peak into the lives of Rudy Lom and Capt Maldonado as the boys try a new algae-based street drug before getting a little court room drama that seems to be a pretty flimsy case in episodes four and five.  (Podcast Note: Almost Human was broadcast out of order and we have opted to watch it in the creator's intended order. As a result, our episode numbering reflects...

Here is a little bonus content, where Jordan reads you a piece of Almost Human fan fiction.

In episodes two and three, Almost Human wanders into the gross inner workings of sexbots in the future before knocking-off Die Hard in all the best ways. (Podcast Note: Almost Human was broadcast out of order and we have opted to watch it in the creator's intended order. As a result, our episode numbering reflects official IMDb episode listing and will look out of order and super wonky. Just go wi...