Consistent Chaos

We read a brand-new Reddit title and confidently spiral into oversharing the wrong therapy session. Honestly? It's way funnier than the real story. One catastrophic misunderstanding turns binge eating distress into dysfunctional chaos! From crying sessions to emotional dumping, this improv therapist might be the most unhinged character we've ever created.

New year, new format. This week, we test our new format with an internet story where the comments are louder than the couple's communication. From blanket arguments to emotional abandonment, red flags pop real fast. Is "just sleeping" ever just sleeping? See if we can improv our way to the answer. Welcome to chaos.... EVOLVED!

We dive headfirst into a surprisingly wholesome rant about confidence, purpose, body image, and why insecurity is the real turnoff. Along the way, we unpack messy ex-relationships, invent a tiny-things collection room, and overshare AGGRESSIVELY. Chaos, growth, and a Pringles-can metaphor you don't want to miss.

Wrong answers = big trouble. To hear more, tune into Episode 2 "Chaos on Set | Do You Want A Party Bracelet?" : https://open.spotify.com/episode/6ZL3zvgRnDbw2qtPUtXvhj?si=g43-p9pNSou8XcR0ZMbfjg

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Checking in at 31, Zoey lives the creative life. From working in film and TV to signing ASL on the side, they have a passion for comedy, connection, and laughter.

Single and chasing the next chapter, Jarvis talks life, work, acting dreams, and why Consistent Chaos is more than just a side hustle.

We just wanted to say thank you for listening, sharing, commenting, and somehow deciding we’re your people. You’ve helped turn this podcast into something bigger than we ever imagined. Here's to a new year, new stories, an expanded format, and the same chaotic energy. Happy New Year, and thanks for being part of the madness.

A Nipple Pasty Snack; Bandaid on the Side, Please! Dog Chaos Unlocked! If you have dogs, this clip might haunt you. Zoey kicks off Episode 1 with this unhinged moment. What’s the craziest thing your dog has ever gotten a hold of?

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Zoey rolls into the episode sleepy but blessed: surprise grant relief, a legit producer meeting on the books, and a high-stakes audition (with garage tantrum choreography). Then the chaos pivots into improv therapy—featuring Alan the tortoise, Anhelica the roast queen, and a “Big Daddy” dad who teaches life skills like tripping rollerbladers and peeing in alleyways. Jarvis closes it out with tales...

Jarvis and Zoey catch up while Jarvis unwinds with college football. Zoey isn’t a fan, but appreciates the athletic hustle. Zoey and Avery plan a date night to the pup cafe with their dogs. But the tone shifts when Jarvis describes a creepy rural trip, and Zoey unloads grief and fury over how the media used Charlie Kirk’s shooting to bury news of a school tragedy.

On today's episode, Zoey recounts a heat exchange with an irresponsible attendee at Burning Man where things went sideways fast. Meanwhile Jarvis goes down the rabbit hole of fraternity house memory lane because of white guy video shenanigans. YouTube brain rot stinks as bad as the sardine prank!

Jarvis and Zoey welcome improv crusher Allison for a predictably unpredictable ride. What starts as a teenager’s plea to “smooth the tummy” becomes a full-blown family summit with hard boundaries and harder laughs. Allison joins to riff on improv life in Vegas and celebrate six years sober with some gorgeous chip lore. We also spiral into third-date menus, confidence, and cat logistics. It’s peak...

Zoey and Jarvis spiral from Burning Man myth-busting into minivan madness, sibling roast battles, and a full-blown thumb piano meltdown. Along the way, Zoey introduces “chaos snacking” — the fine art of feeding off other people’s mess — while Jarvis just tries to keep up. It’s gifting, not bartering. Improv, not therapy. Well… maybe a little bit. Always Consistent Chaos.

This week, Jarvis and Zoey hit the gym - metaphorically - getting fit around the gossip talkers. Sound advice - work advice, dating advice, work out advice. Take a break from doing your hair to listen up today.

Jarvis and Zoey dive headfirst into Consistent Chaos, starting with TikTok. How many TikToks does it take to … to get banned, just kidding! Somewhere between lost passwords, adulting epiphanies, testosterone talk, and dealing with parental favoritism, they unpack the ridiculous layers of growing up IRL.

From anxious old pups to the infamous He-Man Woman Haters Club , Jarvis and Zoey spiral from dog stories to subway nightmares to awkward boss talk. Add in tequila shots at work, sex-toy shipments gone wrong, and a Juneteenth shoutout. Jarvis and Zoey prove once again that no topic is safe when turning chaos into comedy.

Ever wonder what $3 million could get you? Jarvis takes on a worldwide exploration of his childhood travels that lands us in an improved tourist stand modeled after Coming to America . Meanwhile, Zoey navigates the difficult world of micromanaging bosses. Expect laughter, absurdity, loan lessons, and tips on surviving your boss.

What do gem art meltdowns, cheating Brads, and a sketchy weed prescription have in common? Absolutely nothing — except Jarvis and Zoey. In this episode, they spiral from arts-and-crafts therapy to chocolate-fueled boyfriend drama, and somehow end up in a doctor’s office for the world’s quickest cannabis rec. Equal parts messy, nostalgic, and unfiltered — perfect for anyone who loves good gossip, b...

From toddlers that don't let you sleep to dogs with suspicious telepathic powers, Jarvis and Zoey explore the weird, sweaty, and hilarious realities of life. Let's dive into the improv mayhem with spelling bee disasters and a Funko Pop date request so awkward it deserves its own sitcom. It's unfiltered, unscripted, and exactly why you love Consistent Chaos.

Chaos meets cuteness as we navigate noisy neighbors, barking dogs, and apartment life. Puppy pandemonium, washing machine marathons, and neighbors who walk like they’re wearing lead shoes--it’s all here. Join Jarvis and Zoey as they riff on real-life drama, from apartment living struggles to newly adopted pups, in an improv-fueled, unfiltered, and hilarious episode of Consistent Chaos.

What do boogers, office chairs, and Costco returns have in common? More than you’d think. In this episode, we dive into the sticky situations of everyday life — from rude Costco employees and impossible returns to the mystery of the chair gum that somehow binds us all together. Join us for improv tangents and plenty of laughs about shopping cart chaos, line hopping, and receipt checkers who take t...

How did we get on the topic of ChatGPT and guns? This week, Jarvis & Zoey spiral from day jobs and dream projects into pure chaos – starting with ChatGPT-approved water park management tips. From there, the improv leaps to murderous landlords, gun shop weirdos, and a rocket launcher mounted on a car. Buckle up! This ride doesn’t come with a lifeguard.

Another day, another episode. Jarvis and Zoey are pulling no punches as they dissect a real-world example of what happens when personal branding trumps personal integrity. Zoey finds themselves on the receiving end of some racism and genderism from an unassuming co-worker. Cue an amazing discussion on microaggressions, closet transphobia, and professional courtesy.