Conservatish

My brother has now been on the show more than anyone! I love this episode. We talk about Universal Healthcare, social distancing/safety, corn massages, racial sensitivity, Restlessness in the Time of That Rona, and Avalon Services, Inc!

"Mrs. America" is an upcoming FX show about feminists' push to pass the Equal Rights Amendment in the 1970's, AND about it's most vocal opponent: Phyllis Schlafly. This week, I had the privilege of speaking with Phyllis's daughter: Anne Schlafly Cori.

I give you a tour of my NEW place in Manahattan(!), and I talk about the outpouring of love I've witnessed during the uncertainty we're in, having suicidal thoughts, how to support your artist friends, possible new directions, and I get a backiotomy!

I talk about how thousands of people are dying cuz Chinese people aren't really 'into' cleaning things, quitting smoking, and why 15 black boys punching a 15-yr-old black girl unconscious so they can steal her things is NOT the white man's fault!

He's BACK! Sssso happy! NSFW! We talk about the insane shutdown of #WalkAway's LGBT Townhall Event in SF, condoms, Scientologists, the masculinity drought, Stern, groypers, Lamb Chop, and the sexual exploits of a teen Queen!

Metal drummer/Vape Entrepreneur REVRYNT is back! FULL EP on www. Patreon.com/conservatish He finishes the story of how his Vape Enterprise collapsed, and we talk about Billie Eilish, females' secret sex world, annoying dates, and logical career paths!

"Abby" is NOT the pup's name... the pup is anonymous too. We talk about being a sugar-baby, smelling subs, not being a 4th-wave feminist, growing up religious AND hypersexual, consent, nonmonogamy/being cheated on, and we swap sex-worker stories!

Jess is THE preeminent Cougar, meme-celebrity, and host of PILFpodcast! We talk about getting death threats for championing mens' rights, her sexless marriage/divorce, masculinity, non-monogamy, freedom after failure, the Cougar's Den, and perverts!

REVRYNT is a DJ and drummer for metal band Abyss Walkers. We talk about life as a vape entrepreneur in the days before it got big, legit Power Metal, how hard-core dancing is NOT correct pit-etiquette, how overrated RATM is, and splitting your dick open!

I talk about me getting ready to finally sell the car, move to Brooklyn, take classes, and START STANDUP! Other topics: young girls into older men, Cats-review-video-hater Lucan Wolf, easy marks getting manipulated by sex workers, and my Edgar Suit!

Good Lord, he's back!!! We talk about Demi Moore's bush, the 2 times Jake has had guns pulled on him, past/future surgery, sparkling water, why Vladimir Putin is Jake's favorite, poop-shakes, and we play Racial-Roulette!

I finally quit smoking! This was recorded at 3 days in, so proceed with caution. I talk about the Cats-reaction vid I did with Mike Harlow, Chicago homicide rates, spending 9 hrs in the hospital, Trump-"supporting", Cory Booker, and being with killers!

Dan is a Brooklyn-based, bagpipe-playing rapper with a NEW video out! We talk about musician life, the awkwardness of filming music videos, Nirvana, hating performing, Beck, hiphop etiquette, touring, and our upcoming track!

Liberal/Rapper/Friend of the show (ep.51) is back and running for Mayor of Eugene, OR! We talk about him being wrongfully accused/how we cancel culture, Necro, Yang/2020 Dems, bridging the political gap, identity politics, Socialism, and his new podcast!

A TUESDAY episode?! How queer (meaning "strange")... I talk updates on life in NY, on LI, and on the LIE, self-love, cigarettes, losing 20 pounds in 25 days, trans-manliness, my job/quest for the Comedy Cellar, and a general SOTU regarding Conservatish.

GVDZOOKS is back! We talk about meeting/photographing Andre 3000, Ozzy, Henry Rollins, and Rick Rubin, LA vs. NY Jews, his band "Mr. Hoover", NDA's, The Rock, white hipsters, open mics/pay-to-play, the "bravery" of body positivity, and corn tortillas!

Antonio is a real Puerto Rican from the Bronx. We talk about our love of White girls, Giuliani vs. old NY, furries, quickly overfamiliar White people, being #MeToo'ed, Bad Bunny, expectations in dating, violence, gender roles, ass-eating, and my Tims!

Our Man in Jersey is BACK! We talk about giantess porn, plant-based vs. carnivore, Black Leaders, minimum wage and the free-market, Groypers vs. Charlie Kirk, and the attention-seeking, abusiveness you get by being unf*cked!

Benjo is a Liberalish Beat Producer from Oregon who has listened to this since the beginning! We talk about the N word, how awesome I am, Trump, Atheism, where Liberals are messing up, Islam, Jordan Peele, socialism, and MY white privilege!?

Solo episodes are for lovers. I talk about white people writing for poor Craig Robinson/putting quinoa in chocolate/promoting obscure black actresses to seem woke, Manhattan, my Kates, drunk girl breath, OkPervert, and I fart/cough! You're welcome!

Remy is a standup comic and the host of the "How Cum" Podcast. We talk about her elusive orgasm and how she finally came, Colin Quinn, insecurities/shame, pimple-popping, feminism, sending used sex-toys, race-jokes, and Koala-ing!

Mike Harlow is a Gay Conservatish who was recently BANNED for LIFE from Twitter. We talk about what REALLY happened, fat Lizzo, abortion, cancel-culture, #WalkAway, lack of interesting black/female villains, and meth!  Skinnamarinky Dinky Dink!

He's back! We talk about pandering white male comics, the hot pepper community, migraines, abortion, being molested, the N word, racist Asians, interracial dating in Mississippi, black cooking, and bug chasers!

Isaiah is a black, Trump-supporting fan who found me through Dante Nero's podcast. We talk about Patrice O'Neal, being plant-based, white-guilt, "Canadian black people", virtue signaling, gov. assistance, NY crust, and his favorite type of white people!

WELCOME to NY! I talk about dismantling 'dismantling white supremacy', garlic knots, how awful Los Angeles is, sage, driving, how awful Indiana is, Ellen and George W. Bush, eating and walking and driving in NY, and how awful brown people...can be!