CONK! News Weekend

This is an archive of our inaugural live call-in show on BlogTalkRadio, CONK! HAPPY HOUR!, which will run every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern / 4 PM Central. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor ZORRO, with Tim Conaway and President Vladamir Putin of Russia calling in. Topics include The Shroud of Turin; different ways to kill p...

CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by the usual suspects, "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDON and "Original Gangsta" news contributor TIM CONAWAY. Topics include the President's birthday; refusing to stand for "The Black National Anthem"; using extraterrestrials as an excuse to start the "one-world government"; and the concept of "winter vagina" (which is why all five of our female liste...

Democrats lose their shirt - and then they lose their sh*t. Even after all of this, some of them still think the public wants to defund the police. And Sloppy Joe actually believes it would have went better if they had passed the $5 trillion boondoggle. What's wrong with these people?

It's our (now) famous Halloween show! Hank Reardon dresses up as "The Ugly Tree" (that Rachel Levine won't touch); Zorro dresses up as a transgendered lesbian; Tim Conaway dresses up as "Scotty McBinary"; and Jennifer Kabbany is in all black because she's, um... a virus. You might want to listen to this....

Joining CONK! Editor-in-chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and "OG" CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway this week is Dallas attorney KEN GOOD. Topics include Jen Psaki's wardrobe, the polls that run only in Bernie Sanders' head, and the fact that Conaway used to edit something called "The Ass**** of the Week." Fun for the entire family! (Seriously, no - you don't want your kids...

The internet is down at the CONK! office. No remote panelist; no Hank Reardon from "up north"; no show notes.... No phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury. Yet CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "Original Gangsta" Contributor Tim Conaway manage to talk for an hour anyway. Mostly about a Jeff Bezos rocket with a big CONK! logo on the side of it. And the gender fluidity of hamburger b...

CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway. Tim wonders if the Chinese economy is cratering. Hank wonders where the hell Dr. Jill and Kamala are hiding..

CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics include $3.5 trillion costing nothing, the Maricopa County vote audit, and the fact that both Conaway and Zorro want to go up into space....

This week host Jim Peters is joined by CONK! "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon, CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Jim maintains that the real reason the Gabby Petito story made the news wasn't because she was white but rather because she was hot. Jennifer expounds on the fact that conservative women are just generally hotter than liberal wome...

CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics discussed include the California recall election, the piling on of even more Covid bullsh*t, and the cratering of cable news ratings. And someone refers to VP Harris as "Miss Fire Crotch"- we can't tell who....

The editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY, joins us via remote for the whole hour. On the panel's mind this week: How can the BIden government f*ck up so many things and still expect us to trust them?

This week we welcome our newest CONK! News Contributor, ZORRO. And if you don't watch it, he will go all Puerto Rican on your ass.... The boys talk about Afghanistan, the pandemic that never ends, and an ashtray that has a vagina - literally.

Jim Peters in joined by the usual suspects, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway, to discuss Afghanistan, Larry Elder, mask mandates and Andrew Cuomo's dog.

Investigative journalist and CONK! News Contributor ALICIA POWE joins the guys from DC to report on Mike Lindell's cyber symposium; Hank Reardon comes up with an actual reason to praise Hunter Biden; and Tim Conaway dances on the "radio" yet again (it's not pretty).

Because Jim is going on vacation, Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com joins Jim, Hank and Tim for the big weekend show a day early, where they discuss Cuomo, the BIg Racist Rock on campus and the Norwegian Riviera, among other things.

Fun in Biden's summer sun! CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and Original Gangsta News Contributor Tim Conaway shoot the sh*t with CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters about Biden's bad judgment, Rick Astley, and the fact your kids are gonna be wearing masks in school *forever*....

Investigative journalist ALICIA POWE joins the panel from Washington DC, to discuss the hundreds of people still being held without trial for the January 6th Capital riot. The guys discuss the follies of climate change, and Tim Conaway references his recent blog post on the subject, "Fire Age". And "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon calls Canadian PM Justin Trudeau a prick.

Too much news this week, and not enough time.... Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway join Jim Peters to talk about artificial intelligence, vaccinated Democrats getting infected (you can't make this sh*t up) and what passes for shoplifting in Canada. (Hint: don't forget the bear spray!)

For our weekend show, Jim Peters, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway discuss stupid Bidenonmics, "Critical Race Theater", and the For the People's Act - which Conaway has actually read, start to finish, so you don't have to....

Erin Hahn joins CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway in a free-wheeling discussion of this week's news, including China's 100-year plan, Facebook's aim to protect everyone from everything, and the fact that French food is now racist.

It's our big blowout July 4th show! CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by our own "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor and Original Gangsta Tim Conaway to discuss the NYC mayoral race, the 100th anniversary of the CCP, and how Bruce Willis ultimately saves the world.

This week on the big blowout weekend show: the guys discuss climate change, Britney Spears, the late John McAfee and Hitler; Vladimir Putin calls in from Russia; and an excerpt from Jim's interview with author John Zada. Plus, Tim Conaway dances with sunscreen on (run for your lives).

For our weekend extravaganza, Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and our "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon. They discuss Biden's stupid list, NASA going woke, and 62-year-old Madonna reinventing herself yet again. And of course, UFOs.

For our big blowout weekend show, our editor Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway to discuss lack of trust in the media, lack of trust in the government, and the fact that stiletto Crocs are actually a real thing.

In this edition of our big blowout weekend show, CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon address the elephant in the room that the liberal media won't touch: Our President says racist sh*t...