CONK! News Weekend

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN talk with CONK! News Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL and MURRY SABRIN, and Jim's 98-year-old mother, about what they're thankful for - and in the process get educated on politics (from O'Connell) and economics (from Sabrin) - and, get a mouthful on the Nazis from Mom.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

THIS IS NOT A NEW SHOW! Couldn't get anyone to show up today - so f**k all those people.... This is a rerun of the Weekend episode from November 4-6, two weeks ago. Already heard this? Try THE REARDEN REPORT from this last Wednesday - Hank and Tim burn up a good ten minutes talking about how sucky winter is here in Minneapolis. Fun for the entire family!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conserv...

JIM PETERS from "In The Dark" and HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY from "The Rearden Report" combine forces for this blow-out election special edition. They welcome CONK! News Contributors LARRY NEWMAN, JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL and DR. MURRAY SABRIN. A good time was had by all (or as good a time as possible, under the circumstances...). Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on...

For our pre-election edition, JIM PETERS is joined by original gangstas HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and JENNIFER KABBANY from TheCollegeFix.com. Topics include: Biden's "dramatic" speech - which nobody watched; SCOTUS hears arguments on affirmative action - i.e., *actual* "systemic racism"; and the FBI moves to seal the records on the murder of Seth Rich for 66 years. Plus the old cod...

Well, all the spooks in the Biden administration have succeeded in scaring the crap out of us.... The usual corpses discuss Fetterman going to hell, leftstream media going to hell, and Biden talking to a man dressed as a woman - and that's not his Halloween costume.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: all the candidates that *don't* want the president campaigning for them; MSNBC doesn't like white people; and trans men can get abortions???.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: nobody at the Today Show knows anything; Alex Jones gets fined $1 billion for saying sh*t; and why progressives are trying to normalize obesity (um, have you *seen* them??!...). Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include John Fetterman's big fat lazy a**; Biden goes to the beach house - but nobody's home; and try as they might, CNN *still* can't get over Trump.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.new...

Ubiquitous pundit DAVID STROM joins the usual suspects for a freewheeling discussion on the state of the upcoming midterms. Plus, Hurricane Ian is proof of climate change (*NOT!*). And, why are so many Democratic candidates such losers?... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar's minions rip off the government to the tune of $250 million; New York AG Letitia James sues Trump - but it's a *civil* lawsuit; and we're in an "Orwellian" war for the "soul of our nation" - whatever that means. Plus, Conaway smokes unfiltered Camels while behind a giant...

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Men can get pregnant - and don't you f**king forget it; the Biden admin gets sued for colluding with Big Tech; and both Conaway and Rearden thinks NASA should just give up.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk....

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: the Queen is dead; the Democrats are dying; and AOC is oh-so-sexy! Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS returns from the Covid and welcomes old-timers HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: everybody's lying; all the kids are officially stupid; and the government now controls your thermostat. Plus, LARRY NEWMAN calls in from the moon; and we find out exactly what Don thinks of jazz bass players.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservat...

Could be we just broke the woke. Our esteemed Panelists solve the dangerous student debt forgiveness program, economic down-spiral, and American manufacturing crisis by re-introducing real world experience and relationships built on character.

Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar almost losing her primary; the possible unconstitutionality of the lawsuit against Alex Jones; and are the Dems completely out of their minds raiding Trump's house? You be the judge! Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the w...

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and TheCollegeFix.com Editor-in-Chief JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: the Tuesday primary results; your lying media at work; and the Dems' mid-term chances. Also, Don reads a commercial with a mouth full of donuts - something Margaret Brennan refuses to do.... Produced by CONK! New...

Back for another Weekend show after missing the previous two. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include the Recession That Shall Not Be Named; a new political party is created (much to Conaway's delight); and "The View" has to apologize THREE TIMES - and *still* can't get it...

THIS IS *NOT* A NEW SHOW! It's the repeat of our Cinco de Mayo episode from May 5th. We had too many people gone for summer vacation, so this is a long-planned week off. In this installment CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, and from San Diego JENNIFER KABBANY, the editor of TheCollegeFix.com

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO, TIM CONAWAY and beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN. Today's "Participation Trophy" is the 1986 Bette Midler Singing Doll - still musty, inside its original box; battery is now dead, but in its time it sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" really well. Also: WTF is Liz Cheney's problem, anyway? And: the panel im...

For the long weekend of our nation's birthday, CONK! News Editor-in-chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: more J6 bullsh*t; the military recruitment crisis; and Hank Reardon's theory on Hunter Biden's laptop - that it's a cry for help.... Produced by the best conservative news aggregator on the web, at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO.Topics include: breaking SCOTUS decision on New York gun laws; U.S. Navy teaches members how to use "proper pronouns"; and the CDC is now warning us not to "kiss or snuggle" chickens or ducks. Seriously.

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and JENNIFER KABBANY for this special LIVE weekend episode. Market's down, inflation's up, mortgage rates skyrocketing. Things are so bad it's almost like they're trying to do it. Jim floats a question many others are wondering: Maybe Joe isn't stupid; maybe he's a sociopath....

Today we became aware of the fact that our flagship CONK! News Weekend podcast from last weekend, June 10-12, didn't post anywhere, at all. It is completely absent from all of our podcast feeds - even though we did record it and upload it. So to make up for this we are posting it again today. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and L...

Our whole panel crapped out on us today.... So this is a repeat of our Weekend show from two weeks ago, from May 20-23. Listen and weep....

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. They spend the first twenty minutes shooting the sh*t, then get down to talking about the news: 18-year-olds shouldn't be adults at all; Jimmy Carter's notoriously bad judgment; and Ricky Gervais hilariously offends everybody.