CONK! News Podcasts

Not only is Andrew Cuomo a loser, but his brother Chris at CNN is, too....

Obama, with his birthday party, reminds the bikers in Sturgis that they're the ones who are supposed to get Covid....

Fun in Biden's summer sun! CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and Original Gangsta News Contributor Tim Conaway shoot the sh*t with CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters about Biden's bad judgment, Rick Astley, and the fact your kids are gonna be wearing masks in school *forever*....

Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com is back! She laments on the fact that Washington, DC is not what it used to be....

Jim's only point today: Please read the article from NotTheBee.com linked to on CONK!'s front page ( https://conk.com ). Nothing explains the current situation better.

Today CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters demonstrates how easy it is to manipulate statistics to conclude whatever you want.

Investigative journalist ALICIA POWE joins the panel from Washington DC, to discuss the hundreds of people still being held without trial for the January 6th Capital riot. The guys discuss the follies of climate change, and Tim Conaway references his recent blog post on the subject, "Fire Age". And "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon calls Canadian PM Justin Trudeau a prick.

Kevin McCarthy says Nancy Pelosi isn't following the science. Pelosi says McCarthy is "clearly a moron". Kinda like the pot calling the kettle incompetent....

The CDC now says the vaccinated have to slap the masks back on. Our editor Jim Peters tells them exactly where they can put those....

In Minnesota, the CRT asshats tell the students not to tell their parents what's on the survey; and in Arizona, the Associated Press basically makes up numbers to explain away the discrepancies in the 2020 election audit results.

Too much news this week, and not enough time.... Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway join Jim Peters to talk about artificial intelligence, vaccinated Democrats getting infected (you can't make this sh*t up) and what passes for shoplifting in Canada. (Hint: don't forget the bear spray!)

Jim's usual Thursday partner, Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com, is on vacation this week, so Jim does his best imitation of news from campus.

With their own money, Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson are building the private space industry - and apparently that's a bad thing....

"Mommy, the liberal kids are lying again...."

The Biden administration wants to edit your Facebook posts - and *everyone* wants to edit Joe Rogan.

For our weekend show, Jim Peters, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway discuss stupid Bidenonmics, "Critical Race Theater", and the For the People's Act - which Conaway has actually read, start to finish, so you don't have to....

Jennifer Kabbany, the editor of TheCollegeFix.com, tells us about all the statues on college campuses that have been removed for the flimsiest of reasons.

The mayor of Miami wants us to militarily intervene in Cuba. The question is: How exactly would we do that?

Jim talks about what the Cubans, Bernie Sanders and Matt Damon have in common. (Hint: It's failed everywhere it's been tried....)

CONK!'s Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters offers a brief history of American capitalism - and why Biden sucks at it.

Erin Hahn joins CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway in a free-wheeling discussion of this week's news, including China's 100-year plan, Facebook's aim to protect everyone from everything, and the fact that French food is now racist.

It's TheCollegeFix Thursday on CONK! Jennifer Kabbany, editor of TheColleteFix.com, and Jim discuss BenCarson's view of critical race theory ("it's a bunch of garbage"), even more shootings in Chicago, and how eating French food is now racist.

So the question is, who's showing up? And the answer is: the extraterrestrials are showing up - and Biden's voters are not.

It's our big blowout July 4th show! CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by our own "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor and Original Gangsta Tim Conaway to discuss the NYC mayoral race, the 100th anniversary of the CCP, and how Bruce Willis ultimately saves the world.

Jennifer Kabbany, editor of TheCollegeFix.com, tells us about the latest verboten phrases on campus. Did you know that the phrase "trigger warning" is now a trigger warning??!...