Confidently Insecure

This week Zach gives the confident bottoms some ALTERNATIVES ways to celebrate turkey day and Kelsey leads us all through a game of GOBBLE, BURN or FIXIN’!! 🦃🔥🔨 PLUS Zach does something he can’t even talk about on the pod… yet 😏😏😏 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey takes Zach wayyyy back in time to highlight one of the most incredible women in US (world?!) History: IDA B. WELLS 🤩 this trailblazer of investigative journalism defied all odds and left us a message of hope in the face of adversity 🥹 this story is timely as ever and hot as heck!!! Plus Zach talks about his anal Pap smear 😌 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

This week Kelsey and Zach do everything they can to avoid talking about THE EVENT, so get ready to hear about crooked 🦷 🦷, seasonal 🍪🍪, near death 🐶 walks, and illicit behavior in department stores 🫢🫢 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

SCAMS, fraud, f-slurs and MORE!!!!!!! Kelsey & the Athlete go over this week's pop culture stories by trying CHISME ☕ ☕ ☕  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

OMG OMG sweet sweet ZNT is out of town on tour (GO CHECK OUT THE CITIES HES IN NEAREST TO YOU!) and so Kelsey had to call in for backup...aka...yall getting an episode to MEET THE ATHLETE HIMSELF!!! From non-monogamy, to advice in your 30's, this episode is sure to make you fall in love Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach discuss the stress of keeping your peepers looking young and fresh 🫦 PLUS it’s Zach’s BIRTHDAY and he’s literally never looked more immature 👹 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach chat *lightly* about how to co-exist with people who may in fact be voting against your very existence 🫨🫠😶‍🌫️ PLUS a recap of life on the road for your two fav confident comedians 😎🥰 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach cool down from a whirlwind trip to the north Bay Area for comedy shows 😂😂 PLUS Kelsey lists the most iconic romantic male leads of all time 🙌🏻 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach discuss the incredible LET THEM theory from Mel Robbins which allows people to make mistakes, grow AND remove the anxious burden of control for YOU 🥹 plus Zach shares the slortiest thing he’s maybe ever done?? 👹👹 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach agree for the first time ever in the history of the pod: CUDDLING (to go to sleep) SUCKS 😤🫢 It’s sweaty, arms fall asleep, and god forbid you need to 💨 SO cuffing season be damned cuz your two favorite blondes want to keep things moving in the bedroom (plus who can even stand to sleep with a 175lb bro taped to your back?!) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

This week Kelsey gives Zach the rundown of what women spend on BEAUTIFICATION in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s and beyond (guess who doles out the most of their sweet sweet cash 🤑🤑🤑) PLUS Kelsey absolutely destroys the hair of one of ConPods best friends 🫣 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey asks Zach a WILD question: “what would you do if you couldn’t have S-E-X?!” His answer may shock and offend, but the discussion that follows is helpful, honest and (intellectually) horny 🫦 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach return to their roots with an episode of ALL dating no filter style advice 🫶🏻 from binge-drinking on dates to dumping unemployed partners, this ep is SEXY, SMART, and completely INSANE 🫨 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Confident Bottoms! This week Kelsey and Zach are keeping us feeling SNATCHED with an informative (and yes, hilarious) rundown of the two cosmetic treatments that have us in a beautiful chokehold 🥹 PLUS Kelsey and Zach talk stand up and the power of keeping secrets 🤫 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach do an epic catch up (including hotel room hookups 😈), Kelsey goes down a Reddit rabbit hole and Zach shows Miss Darragh pics of his literal hole 🕳️ 🫢 THIS ONE IS A MUST LISTEN!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey takes Zach wayyyyy back in time to discuss a girl so bad ass she become the EMPRESS of Russia 🤯 Plus Kelsey becomes a naked farmhand while giving birth to her second book (it’s a girl!!) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Get out your spandex and denim cuz the Olympics are in full swing!!! This week Kelsey and Zach talk dating in the Olympic village, opening ceremony drama, and maybe the narstiest team USA “lewks” ever?! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Fill your dior clutch with hot dogs and meet us at the met basement party bc BRAT SUMMER is here 👹 This week Kelsey holds Zach’s elderly millennial hand as she tells him what does and does NOT constitute BRAT BEHAVIOR (hint: it’s the perfect blend of hot, sophisticated TRASH) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Last weeks news may have missed its mark but it did do one thing successfully: render Kelsey & Zach SPEECHLESS 😶 plus our dynamic duo weighs in on a celeb catfishing scandal that has us thinking we maybe shouldn’t trust men(???) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey tells Zach alllll about the history of strap ons!!! From inception to perfection, this upgrade to the bedroom will have you on all 4s begging for more(s)!! PLUS Zach delivers some news that has Kelsey’s eye twitchin’ 🫢 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Confident Bottoms! This week Zach is living his best/worst life in NYC while Kelsey has stayed in LA to help save the world 🌎 🥹 That’s right, DEMOCRACY AS WE KNOW IT is on the ballot this year and Project 2025 should have you pumped to vote blue (do it while you still can!!) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey gives Zach her favorite (in a bad way) Effed Facts about the medical gender gap while Zach dishes about his new lover (this pod has range, people!) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Kelsey got an abortion and WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT bc abortions are health care )and much more common than you may think) 😎 Find out all about Kelsey’s whole experience while Zach tries desperately to make the episode about him 🥰🥰 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aaaaand no, we’re not kidding 🫢 This week Kelsey recounts the blacked out moment she found out she was with child and answers alllll the questions that come with her teen pregnancy (plus Zach makes some v inappropriate jokes). 40% of pregnancies worldwide are unplanned. Women around the world have unwanted pregnancies, and for various reasons, may decide to have an abortion. All women, regardless...

This week Kelsey and Zach talk about the rules for giving out your number to strangers, hooking up with exes, and answer YOUR dating related questions 😍😍😍 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy