Confessions Of A Film Poser

One of us has never seen Frank Capra’s  It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) … until now. In this episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , we watch  It’s a Wonderful Life  for the very first time and share our honest  first-time reaction and review  of one of the most beloved classic films in cinema history. From  James Stewart’s iconic performance as George Bailey  to the film’s timeless themes of commu...

One of us has never seen Joe Dante’s Gremlins (1984)… until now! This holiday season, we’re finally watching Gremlins for the very first time — the iconic 1984 horror-comedy that blurred the line between cute, chaotic, and downright unhinged. Produced by Steven Spielberg and directed by Joe Dante, Gremlins became an instant pop-culture phenomenon, mixing Christmas vibes with creature horror in a w...

#BlackChristmas #MovieReaction #BobClark We’ve never seen Bob Clark’s  Black Christmas  (1974)… until now! Join us as we watch this iconic holiday horror classic for the very first time and share our honest  Black Christmas reaction, review, and breakdown of one of the most influential early slashers ever made. We dig into Olivia Hussey’s unforgettable performance, the eerie POV camerawork, and th...

#ThiefMovie #MovieReaction #MichaelMann #JamesCaan We’ve never seen Michael Mann’s Thief (1981)… until now! Join us as we watch Thief for the very first time, talk about what we expected going in, and share our honest Thief (1981) reaction and review after experiencing Michael Mann’s electric feature debut. From James Caan’s legendary performance to the Tangerine Dream synth score, we dig into why...

We’ve never seen Guillermo del Toro’s long-awaited Frankenstein… until now! From Mary Shelley’s groundbreaking 1818 novel Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus to the iconic Universal Monsters legacy, this story has been retold for over a century — but no one brings monsters to life like Guillermo del Toro. Now, the master of gothic romance and creature empathy finally takes on the story he’s dr...

We’re watching  Natural Born Killers (1994)  for the very first time — the explosive, controversial collision between  Oliver Stone  and  Quentin Tarantino . What started as one of Tarantino’s wildest early scripts became a chaotic, psychedelic media satire under Stone’s direction.  Natural Born Killers  is violent, unhinged, surreal, and one of the most divisive films of the ‘90s — and we’re fina...

We’ve never seen Tony Scott and Quentin Tarantino’s True Romance (1993)… until now! From the mind of Tarantino and the style of Tony Scott comes a wild, violent love story that’s part fairy tale, part bloodbath — and we’re finally watching it for the very first time. Join us as we dive into this cult classic packed with unforgettable performances from Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Gary Oldm...

We’ve never seen  AKIRA … until now. 🏍️💥 In this episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , we’re finally diving into  Katsuhiro Otomo’s groundbreaking 1988 anime masterpiece  — the film that redefined animation, blew up Neo Tokyo, and changed the sci-fi genre forever. Join Eli and Vince as they experience  AKIRA  for the very first time: from jaw-dropping hand-drawn visuals and chaotic psychic ba...

It’s Halloween, and we’re diving into one of the weirdest and wildest horror shorts of the year —  FruitHead , the brand-new spooky film from Gushers! In this special Halloween episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , Eli and Vince watch the short, unpack its bizarre mix of 90s nostalgia and body horror, and discuss how a childhood snack turned into a full-blown nightmare. Grab your Gushers, turn...

Happy Halloween!! We Finally Watched WNUF Halloween Special! | Confessions of a Film Poser Halloween Episode  🎃📼 For our official  Halloween episode , we’re diving into the bizarre, hilarious, and creepy world of the  WNUF Halloween Special (2013)  for the very first time. Shot like a lost 1980s local news broadcast, this cult favorite blends horror, comedy, and retro VHS aesthetics into a one-o...

We finally watch  Night of the Creeps  (1986) for the first time and dive into its mix of aliens, zombies, and ’80s horror fun — just in time for Halloween! We’ve never seen the 1986 cult horror-comedy  Night of the Creeps … until now! In this episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , we share our first time watching  Night of the Creeps  and give a full spoiler review and reaction to one of the m...

We’ve never seen the 1979 supernatural classic  The Amityville Horror … until now! In this episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , we share our first time watching  The Amityville Horror  and give a full spoiler review and reaction to one of the most famous haunted house films ever made. From James Brolin’s unsettling transformation to Margot Kidder’s gripping performance, we dive into Stuart Ro...

We’ve never seen Brian De Palma’s chilling 1976 adaptation of  Carrie … until now! In this episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , we share our first time watching  Carrie  and give a full spoiler review and reaction to this horror classic based on Stephen King’s debut novel. From Sissy Spacek’s haunting performance to Piper Laurie’s terrifying presence, we break down De Palma’s masterful direct...

We’ve never seen Paul Thomas Anderson’s brand-new film  One Battle After Another … until now! In this episode of  Confessions of a Film Poser , we share our  first time watching One Battle After Another  and give a full  spoiler review and reaction  to PTA’s highly anticipated 2025 release starring  Leonardo DiCaprio  and  Benicio Del Toro . From DiCaprio’s powerhouse performance to Del Toro’s gri...

We've never seen Stallone's Cobra (1986) - Until Now! In this episode, we take a high-octane ride into the gritty, neon-lit world of  Cobra , the 1986 cult action classic starring Sylvester Stallone as the ultimate one-liner cop, Lt. Marion Cobretti. It's a film drenched in '80s excess—muscle cars, aviators, and a body count that would make Rambo blush. We break down the film after watching it for...

In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser , we finally experience Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo (1958), a film often hailed as one of the greatest movies ever made. This psychological thriller stars James Stewart and Kim Novak in a haunting story of obsession, mystery, and identity that continues to influence filmmakers today. We share our first-time reactions, discuss what we expected going in,...

Confessions of a Film Poser – Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)  We’re back with another cinematic confession! In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser , we dive into Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), a film we somehow avoided watching until now. First, we confess why this iconic movie slipped through our film-loving cracks. Then, after finally watching it, we share our unfi...

We’ve never seen Richard Donner’s The Omen… until now. Welcome to the second episode of Confessions of a Film Poser! In this series, Eli & Vince — two self-proclaimed cinephiles — confess the classic films we’ve never seen and finally experience them for the first time. This week on Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally watch Richard Donner’s horror classic The Omen (1976) for the very first...

We’ve never seen Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey… until now. Welcome to the very first episode of Confessions of a Film Poser! In this series, Eli & Vince — two self-proclaimed cinephiles — confess the classic films we’ve never seen and finally experience them for the first time. This week’s pick: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Stanley Kubrick’s groundbreaking sci-fi masterpiece. In thi...

We love movies… but we’ve never seen some of the greatest films of all time. That changes now. In this intro episode, Eli and Vince reveal the concept behind the show: two lifelong cinephiles who feel like film posers because they’ve missed some of the biggest, most influential movies in cinema history. Here’s the format:  Each week we pick one classic movie we’ve never seen.  We explore the film’...