Comm Majors

Brian, Katie and Jim chat with international selling author Eric Bishop about his new thriller "The Body Man"...  Who protects the President? The Secret Service. Who protects the Office of the Presidency? The Body Man. ​And he’s vanished without a trace.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

" Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!"

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think...

"Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat."

You stabbed the devil in the back and forced him back into the life that he had just left. You incinerated the priest's temple. Burned it to the ground. Now he's free of the marker, what do you think he'll do? He had a glimpse of the other side and he embraced it. But you, Signor D'Antonio... took it away from him.

"Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!"

"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f#@king each other over for a goddamn percentage."

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam? Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

"Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here."

"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"Coven," man, we gotta get this sucker done, though. Seriously. Last night, man, I was so drunk, I was calling Morocco, man. Calling, trying to get to the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man. That's, I mean, that's, that's pathetic, man! Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at two in the morning? That's senseless! But that's what h...

"What does sueñito mean?"   "Sueñito? It means little dream."

I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

"If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants."

"We're in the business of reporting the news, not creating it."

"Me and this fat kid / We ran we ate and read books / And it was the best."

"You better hope he doesn't survive."

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

No, I'm not homeless. I'm just house-less. Not the same thing, right?

"Look how easy that was. I guess you just had to think about it in the right way. I guess it feels different when it's someone you love."

"I am very happy to accept this award in the manner in which the screenplay was written, which is to say, in the absence of Orson Welles. How's that?" 

"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."