Comic Patrol Pod

As the makers of Comic Patrol we really only have a couple of rules. Read what you're going to talk about Don't pull any punches when you talk about it. Both Coke and Dank take  We3 under the microscope of what we love and loath about the story and artwork from famed writer Grant Morrison and stellar artist Frank Quitely . The premise is simple: "three house pets weaponized for lethal combat by th...

Our Official 100th episode , and the only way to make noise was in the Detective Comics's newest Universe. Absolutely! DC has (kinda) recently launched it's new Absolute Universe , and we are here to help you catch up with it. It isn't the new continuity per-se, but it is a new look at many of their heroes, spinning out of the latest event, starting with, of course, the Holy Trinity. We work with...

I think this one hit Dank different than Coke, I think this one Coke saw something deeper than Dank. Thus it's hard to fault a comic that got both of us to really take a step back and do more research with what we read.  These are stories you want, as comic book fans. you want stories that shake you, teach you and have you asking more questions than you had before you went in.  This one hits us, a...

It took until the end of the year, but we watched, and we binged and we called it one of best Marvel/Disneys best shows the-new-MCU had to offer! It's fair to say that the MCUTV list has been a lot of hit and miss. Often not knowing how to match their comic counterpart to a digestable and watchable screen series. But we don't think we've had a better pairing than Agatha and her Witches coven. Ther...

IT'S JANUARY  Issue #5 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for January, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. --Hit us up at  comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun...

There's something about comic books with titles that tell you everything you need to know. Zombie Tramp is one of those: the main character is both a zombie and a tramp, and that's all there is to it. Started up as a one man passion project, this is the beginnings of Janey Belle's long run in comics, and it's all about how she came to be a curvaceous, man-eating, undead.. thing. Making house calls...

The premise is simple: people who have sex, freeze time and decide to do criminal-y things. That was Vol. 1. This Arc Analysis episode brings back the orgasming pair for a "Two Worlds, One Cop" (great title) follow up, but is it an improvement on all we've read in the previous instalment? Chip Zdarsky and Matt Fraction return to give this love struck, time bending and orgasmic pair another change...

IT'S DECEMBER   Issue 4 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. Coke:  The Moon is Following Us #1 Napalm Lullaby #1 Gunslinger Spawn #1 Dank: Storm #2 FML #1 We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for December, and pick out the ones tha...

"Original" doesn't begin to paint the fun loving genius that is Mullet Cop . We at Comic Patrol are always a fan of any Writer/Artist that takes up the two impossible jobs all by their lonesome, because its hard. Respect. Scout Comics and Tom Lintern help bring us Mullet Cop "After a near-death experience, FRED, a mall cop goes undercover as a manager at an all-you-can-eat buffet. With the help of...

It not often we get a chance to read comics from the starting position and move from ground up, but we lucked out with DSTLRY .  Established by David Steinberger and Chip Mosher , in the olden days of May 2023... I know right? Ages ago. But it's that new look and early inception that has given artist and writers a fresh perspective, setting themselves up as the house that writers built "focus on e...

Whatta debut for this 3 issue book "Colossus!" doesn't sum up the adventure this little water-cooler-globe-head-warrior takes on when unsuspecting fishermen catch him on there boat. He is ROBOT 13 , with little to know understanding of where is he from, who he is and where he is going, it doesn't take long for him to see purpose. FIGHT, ROBOT, FIGHT! Writer Thomas Hall and art Daniel Bradford pain...

SPOILERS FROM THE JUMP Welp we did it, we made it, the Patrol arrived on time to celebrate mfn Halloween! And we did it in Coke n Dank fashion, with an all-time, rated-R, cult classic,  Halloween anthology, pulp fiction, comic book movie. Writer/director - Michael Dougher gives us 2007's - Trick 'R Treat , and there's a lot to see in this fictional town of Warren Valley, Ohio on the night of Octob...

Issue 3 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. This round Leo is up as the adventure moves from Ralph and Mikey in Tokyo to the Ganges River of  India or Nepal or China or Bangladesh. its probably India.  Since we spend so many minutes not talking about TMNT T-U-R-T-L-E Power - Time Stamps included: 13:06 - The 2nd show star...

Welp, what can one say about 1950's comics. They're outta date, they're filled with propaganda, they lack diverse voice or faces, they don't age well, a lot of "men" are pulling the strings(story, art, concept, names).  This is especially true for 1954's True Love Confession #1, but gawd damn are they hilarious to live read.  This is the first time (probably not the last) Coke and Dank called an a...

Its been a while since we read up on our favourite half brothers Eric and Woody, as they learned the reason their father wanted them to stay together (think power gauntlets). What was supposed to be the perfect pairing of Offence and Defence, humour and sternness, is the yin and yang that brings you, Quantum & Woody. Vol. 2 returns us to the pair as they deal with the fallout from their previo...

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. Both of these characters uphold the law in a satirical and exaggerated world, both in their own ways. One is a cyborg who was forced into his situation and trying to reconnect with his humanity, the oth...

Issue two of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. This one is all about Mikey's new celebrity status in Japan and how he is handling life after the disbanding of his brothers, one of who MIGHT show up in this issue.  In the second half of this episode, we are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and the...

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What do you get when you dress up killers like schoolgirls but also give them ninja-like masks? You call them Ninjettes, and they are what this book is all about. Yes, they are a spinoff from Jennifer Blood, but we didn't know that at the time, so we weren't sure what to expect. What we got was, well, schoolgirl ninja-esque women with rage issues. We think? Listen in for more!   --Hit us up at com...

THE NEW TURTLE SERIES DROPPED!!! You better believe D'Lethal Weapons are gonna cover it (and every issue thereafter), and you cheezes and meatz are coming along for the ride. As an added bonus, not only are we going to tell you about Raphael's life in prison in this time jump from the last 2011 volume, but we are also going to let you know what's on the horizon. That's right, Coke N Dank are going...

ITS TIME - Red/Black meets Yellow/Blue, Ketchup meets Mustard, Coke meets Dank in our Deadpool & Wolverine Extravaganza Review.  Buckle up SawftCheezes n' NuMeatz as we go scene to scene, killshot to killshot, f*ck to f*ck breaking down the third instalment in this Deadpool franchise. Oh and in case you were listening closely the name on the boner-bone is: Visual Effects Supervisor - Swen Gill...

What started as a simple First Glance tradition (checking out a single issue), turned into a whole series examination of the 6 issues for Avengers Twilight. One of the latest Avengers alt-universe limited runs, where heroes are hated, the government is bought and paid for, and Steve Rogers is struggling to keep his head down any longer. How does it start? How well does it end? Is the journey from...

it is not often a book can keep us turning the page, whilst making every panel revealed a spit-take of audible laughter and enjoyment. We cant hide our excitement for this book! Not only does this book seemingly reinvent ways to tell multiple stories, but gawd-damn is it funny. A book so intent on showing the juvenile side of two protagonists, as they seeming choose to out-due each others decent i...

It's been less than the last block of Arc Analysis between volumes of Something is Killing the Children (63episodes, AA#77), but we had to see how this story played out!  Shoutouts to BOOM Studios! writer:James Tynion IV and artist: Werther Dell’Edera. Again the mood and temperature of this book are great, it iss both creepy, eerie, and exciting to enter this universe where something has killed al...

What can be said about an anthological, horror influenced, possible what-if, purgatory placed, mind-melt  of a book.. well a lot (and thats just Volume 1). But that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of this Image produced comic. W. Maxwell Prince written and art by Martín Morazzo. They take us on a ride that even after reading it, I still cant fully describe it.  So forgive me if I can't compre...