Come To Brazil

Tis the season, podheads! Nicole and Alex declare the best (All I Want For Christmas Is You) and worst (anything else) Christmas songs, uncover plagiarism by Miley Cyrus, uncover terrible news about Jessie J, and formally request a full Lana Christmas album. And yes, we’re getting coal again this year! Yum! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We just got our tickets for Sundance and let's just say Miss Americana is quaking... This week we answer some calls, decide which of the men nominated for Golden Globes are the most tolerable, and somehow put T-Pain out of business with a perfectly auto tuned duet of perfect vocals and harmony and rhythm.   CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

DID EVERYONE HAVE A NICE AND CUTE THANKSGIVING??? ok anyways so basically we talk about Celine Dion, Megan Thee Stallion, Taylor Thee Swift, Knives Out (also claws out (white claws), billie eilish (yay!), van halen (who?????), bb yoda, team dakota johnson over team ellen, irishman but not at all, dj earworm is replaced by adamusic our queen, limon pepino, 100 gecs and Rihanna talking to Paul McCar...

Any moment, everything can change… which is exactly why we’re letting the rain fall down and honoring the pop legend and public blowjob giver Hilary Duff with a new One Night Stan episode. Lizzie McGuire, Cheaper by the Dozen, Younger...why not?! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Just got the news — we’ve been nominated for 14 Grammys this year. Thanks all! We also confront homophobes (chik fil a), address the Harriet Tubman casting rumors, and sign a 5 year deal with Netflix. Excited for the coming months :) Halsey is our guest next week.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Alex and Nicole celebrate the opening of their Malibu West Campus with shoddy sound effects and 1.5 shots of liquor. Wendy shaded Nicki, Azealia Banks defends the gays with six total words, and Fearless came out 11 years ago this week. Lots to digest. Lots to digest here, folks. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

In their last episode before moving to Come to Brazil’s newly opened West Campus (an island), Nicole and Alex toast a glass (or a few) to their old campus, congratulate Selena Gomez on her first #1 song, do a hard eye roll at some things straight people did, and welcome the cast of High School Musical and Dave Matthews to the CTB universe (bigger and far more intricate than the Marvel universe). ...

Kanye did karaoke in a plane, Megan Thee Stallion has a web series, and Stormi sucks at basketball… lots to discuss on this week’s pod episode while we keep an eye out for Halloweiner. Also Halsey is our guest next week!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

This week in 2012, Taylor Swift released her fourth studio album Red, which went on to lead the Billboard 200 for 7 weeks. Did we talk about anything else this episode? Not really. We tried! But we’re stupid!  And Nicole fell off her chair a lot.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Attention Brazilians, Malibitches, and PodHeads: for our 73rd episode we wake up with Kylie Jenner’s beautiful singing voice, obsess over the Bombshell trailer, and play our own version of 73 questions!!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Loverrrrrrr! We keep an eye out for Selener as we run through our favorite and least favorite celebrity couples like Beyonce & Jay-Z, Justin & Hailey, Kylie & Travis, Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, the list goes on luvs…. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Nicole and Alex fight the odds stacked up against them (bodily ailments and lots of hole work) to deliver a new episode about Jessie J's high notes, Sharp Objects, Justin Bieber's wedding, Lizzo, the Superbowl, and the Adele/Beyoncé collab that is apparently NOT happening?? Ryan Tedder you lying BICH!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Our sound engineer Karlie Kloss was placed on temporary leave for vacationing with Ivanka Trump and we also explain the boring Emmys, explore the Shawn/Camila/Cupcakke debacle, run through old Demi Lovato gems (Skyscraper heads RISE), talk all things Kidz Bop, try to talk about straight people things but it doesn't work, do a Twitch sneak peak (us screaming over use screaming), and ROAST EACH...

For our 69th episode Come to Brazil resident tall girl Luke Mones (6'6") is graciously welcomed into the studio for a poised discussion on politics, world news, and ALSO Keke Palmer, Slayyyter, HDMI cords, Charli XCX, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, The Menendez Brothers, The Mendes Brothers (same thing), Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, A Star is Born, Hustlers, the pronunciation of the name Gerald,...

We give Lizzo our deepest apology for neglecting to acknowledge her #1 song (NOW TWO WEEKS IN A ROW) and have some words to say about Camila Cabello (not to be confused with Camila Mendes), Shawn Mendes (not to be confused with Camila Mendes), Blent Girl,  the BoOYYYyyyYyYyYYY part of Countdown (we sing it perfectly), Laura Dern, Slide Away, Fight Song, Liv Tyler, Mahalia, 5SOS, Charlie Puth, and...

Claire Parker, one of maybe three straight people total to have ever entered the Come To Brazil studio in Malibu, joins us for an enthralling dissection (biology heads stand up) of the latest with Lana Del Rey, Lover, fish and beans, Ellie Goulding, Lake Como, giraffes, the tea about Kaylor, Hot Girl Summer, George Clooney, Pete Davidson, Succession, Los Angeles, Nicole Richie, and the Foster Sist...

LOVER IS OUT AND SO ARE WE. A track by track review of TayTay’s new album Lover intermixed with Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Nicole’s nudes, a phone call about Jamie Lynn Spears pulling a knife on someone at Pita Pit, Karamo, Beyonce, I Am… Sasha Fierce, Christina Hendricks, Karlie Kloss, A Star is Born, holes, Halsey, Britney Spears, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nashville, and Lizzo…. stream T...

Nicole and Alex are BACK in the studio after teaching Normani how to do the basketball choreo in the ‘Motivation’ video. As a thank you, she gave them some GoPros to use while recording the pod (thanks Norm!) This week is all about Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Normani coming for the crown, Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles’ Rolling Stone cover, Kaitlynn Jenner (not the manslaughter one), Bi...

Unlike last week.... this week is Not All Of A Star Is Born... SORRY MS. FRANGIPANE. Sksk and I oop and I oop AND Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Brody Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, Kaitlynn Jenner, the fish in the tube, Carly Rae Jepsen, Hot Girl Summer, BTS, Old Town Road, Taylor Swift, Alex Morgan, drinking, the 2016 presidential election, Joe Biden, Joe Budden, Joe Mama, Simone Biles, Noah Centineo, a...

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Crossover episode with our favorite songs: The Last Song and Brenda Song! This week was full of pop culture and we were full of bad ideas. The Archer, Taylor Swift, Lil Nas X, Armie Hammer’s son sucking on his toes, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood (aka Brazil aka Malibu aka Secret Obsession on Netflix), Brenda Song, fake pregnancies, Kim Petras, Miley Cyrus, Megan thee Stallion, Ariana Grande, Katy...

!!!ATTENTION ALL GAYS!!!: This episode was recorded before The Archer was released so you better believe it will be discussed next week (it was also released before The Mueller hearing but that will never be discussed sorry muels). This week we have Big Little Lies, bad days, Cats, Lil Nas X, Haus Laboratories, Iggy Azalea, Tessa Thompson, big boys, itty bitty boys, Mississippi boys, Marvel, Wee w...

She’s thee hot girl and she’s bringing thee Brazil heat. Hot girl McKinley Hart aka Makinz joins us for our 60th episode… a milestone for all the lesbians who still listen (special Tegan & Sara segment for yall). Big Little Lies, Emmy nominations (barely we forgot lol), Old Town Road, Lil Nas X, Mason Ramsey, Billie Eilish, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, the nuns who died, straight people, Damien...

It’s official -- Pride Month is extended by one month because of MEGAN RAPINOE AND ALL OTHER LESBIAN SOCCER CHAMPIONS. LESBIANS STAND UP! It’s mafematics luv. Taylor Swift v. Scooter Braun, The US Women’s Soccer Team vs. worse soccer players, lesbians, Lil Nas X, Marianne Williamson, bathrooms, Halsey, Mariah Carey, Kendall Jenner, Bjork, fish and beans, Love Island, Adele, Demi Lovato, Khloe Kard...

In a moment… everything can change. Feel the wind on your shoulders (HILARY DUFF REFERENCE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO TASTE). We FLYYYYYYYY (another Hilary Duff reference) through Disney Channel stars and see what their dreams are made of (HIL-A-RY REF-ER-ENCE): Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, Chicago (??????), Aly & AJ, The Jonas Brothers, Zendaya, The Sprouse Twinz, the High School Musical...