Come To Brazil

Katy Perry album reviews, Charli XCX MSG show, new Slayyyter goes hard, Industry, Alex finished Sex and The City, what happened to Rico Nasty, the VMAs, the highest paid actors in history, they should do Dancing with the Stars but with convicts and weapons, The Penguin, the WNBA, Carl Farrell, Kate Nash, and of course….. The difference between la da dee la dee da, la da da dee da da da da, and la...

Critically beloved actress and musician with zero relation to either host and who was booked without any bias whatsoever, Sarah Yarkin, is on the podcast today.  TOPICS INCLUDE: Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, Nicki Minaj on live, Lana Del Rey's boyfriend, Azealia Banks’ favorite nicknames, Nicole retells the Slayyyter concert story for the 100th time, Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea, we predicted Oasis...

Live from the DNC it’s Come To Brazil!!!! We sit down with Kamala and Tim to discuss new Addison Rae, Katy Perry’s legal drama, the new Gaga song, Robert DeNiro jumping off a boat, Rep TV, Miley Cyrus is ableist (?????), beabadoobee, oompa loompas, Sandra Huller, Tinashe, we move houses in Malibu, Sara Bareilles, Oasis, Alex compares hating Taylor Swift to hating Charli XCX, Lil Jon, Spicy Cammy,...

Pop an Advil it's time for Halsey, Jordan Sparks, Taylor Swift, racism against Nicole, Katy Perry, Sandra Huller, Anatomy of A Fall and Katy Perry, the OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!, Olympians should be able to commit crimes, Shawn Mendes, Summer House and the Sex and The City Movie. (Also for Olympics talk and Medal Talk just fyi we recorded this is August 8th) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

THE RETURN !!!!!!! We were gone for a month because of travel…. work……. katy perry induced brain damage. But we’re BACK! To talk about Katy Perry and get more brain damage, The Chainsmokers, Lady Gaga at the Olympics, Alicia Keys, Taylor Swift, The Take My Own Life Song, Vegas, The Olympics, Kamala and Beyonce, Kamala’s brat era, Clairo, a Little Mix Member making a good song actually, we like act...

Honestly..... one for the books. Gracie Abrams, Normani, Alanis Morisette, The NHL somehow, P!nk, Taylor Swift Serving vs. Katy Perry serving, Azealia Banks goes off, the Charli XCX and Lorde collab, Alex has turned on Charli XCX again, Miley Cyrus’ new era (sort of), we post our Zoom link and only one person joins, Freaky Friday, Sex and the City, Diplo, the Greatest Collabs of All Time and Also...

it’s a long one today baby!!!!!!!!! justin timberlake, wicked, which one of us is Elphaba and which one is Glinda, Sandra Huller’s music career, god bless the USA, fergie, nicole’s physiatrist, katy perry’s entire discography, chappell roan, born this way, orlando bloom, taylor swift doesn’t come up until 52 MINUTES IN, furiosa, sabrina carpenter, matty healy, rina sawayama, gracie abrams, akbar ...

TAYLOR IS TRYING TO BLOCK US FROM GOING #1 ON THE CHARTS BUT WE ARE RELEASING AN EPISODE ANYWAY!!!! HERE'S WHAT WE DISCUSS: nicole has covid, wicked, the pope, (prism????), brat, chromatica ball movie, dodger stadium, drone shows, dinner with my parents, muni long, megan trainor, pride discourse, normani, wicked, did i say that already, im sorry i have covid i can't remember anything els...

This week Nicole is recording from the godless wasteland that is WeWork and Alex is recording apparently from an asylum with Clara Bow. We talk about Alex seeing RuPaul, Cobra Starship, Carbone, Romy Mars, Rooney Mara, Scarlett Johansson, Megalopolis, Alex makes some corrections, the Megatron challenge, we match eachother's freak, Taylor Swift lip synching, some breaking news, Tinashe being a...

ANYWAYYY!!!!!!! The Idea of You, Woah Vicky, JJ Abrams, Charli XCX, Camilla Cabello's tracklist, Normani's desperate attempt for any streams at all, Nicole finally shares her thoughts on the first season of American Idol, Alex recaps the Sex and The City he's watching, Barry's, and Alex has formally replaced J Lo for Sugarfish.  WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE THE WICKED TRAILER RELEAS...

We try to have a normal recording but then JusTIN BIEBER AND HAILEY ANNOUNCE THEY'RE PREGNANT and thENNNNNN TAYLOR STARTS PERFORMING THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME. Also: Challengers, Anyone But You, Chromatica Ball Movie, Lana's Latina Accent, Dua Lipa's alleged "album release," Met Gala, we threw out our backs, and then I think for the rest of it w...

AND MAKE IT PERFECT!!!!!! AND IT TAKES US LIKE A FULL HOUR !!!!!!!!!! But we also discuss Espresso, Challengers, Civil War, Nicole apologizes for an error in a previous episode, we try to discuss Bjork, Alex is angry, Nicole denounces being gay, we discuss the best collab of all time, and we hang out on Gay.com.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The only two people on planet earth with smart, rational, and reasonable reactions to the new Taylor Swift album. LET'S START THE SHOW! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The last episode before Tortured Poets Department...... we Let it Rock, Let It Roll, Rock and Roll, Claire Heaps, Natasha Bedingfield, Renee Rapp, The L Word Cast, Elizabeth Warren, Lana Del Rey’s bulking and cutting routine, Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani making questionable decisions, walk up songs, Irish people, Olivia Rodrigo, Summer House, The Opposite of Summer (Terrace), Girl in Red and more El...

Joker trailer is OUT!!!! OJ Simpson is DEAD!!!!!!!!!! And Jojo Siwa invented GAY MUSIC!!!!!! Also: Dua Lipa sneak peak clip, Billie leak, Vampire Weekend needs to have children, thoughts on Cowboy Carter one week out and Alex is reading a book.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We talk about the much anticipated new music released last week...... Camila Cabello's new single!!!!!! Jk we talk about Cowboy Carter for MOST of the episode but also manage to squeeze in Gypsy Rose, Noah Centineo, Jojo Siwa, Sandra Huller öf cöurse, KT Tunstill, Troye Sivan, Alex still hates J Lo, The Band Perry, The Joker 2, Alex STILL Hates J Lo, Little Mix and of course Ava Max.  CLICK H...

Like... should they be allowed to???????? Also: Kacey Musgraves album review, Jimmy Eat World album review for some reason, the current tabs we have open, Alex ran a marathon, Lady Gaga is doing more jazz, Love Lies Bleeding review, we went to Saddle Ranch,  Alex needs a new sport, Nicole watched Irish Wish, Alex and Nicole explore their differences and ultimately find common ground in thinking Az...

There's a new great war... and it's A Ha vs. J Lo. Also: Oscars thoughts, Dune 2, Ariana Grande Album review, Dua Lipa announces a new album, we actually find Kate Middleton, Nicole prepares Alex for a Lesbian Movie, Cardi B is an Industry Plant and Academy Award nominee Sandra Hüller stops by. NEXT WEEK: Our thoughts on Love Lies Bleeding, Kacey Musgraves album review and........ did Al...

We immediately find Kate Middleton, we watched Se7en, we're happy Camila is making music for Shawn, JVN is a they/therorist, Alex has more Beyonce conspiracy theories (surprise!), Tortured Poets Leak (not fake), Unreleased Olivia Rodrigo, the Unknown, Into The Unknown and Charli Cabello.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Happy monday pod heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For some reason most of this episode is animal sounds????????? And Madame Web. And Normani. Komodo Dragons? Pop Crave. Taika Waititi. Also one of us gets arrested. Also Bridgit Mendler. AND CONSPIRACIES  !!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHH???? Another ep????? Yes!!!!!!! We talking Super Bowl, Usher, The Moon Landing, Beyonce goes country, the summer goes country, every album is coming out soon, Charli XCX flying a little too close to the poppers, Madame Web, Tina Fey, The UK (bad), Wicked trailer (good!), jet emissions, Temu commercials and Oceans 11.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Did anyone think this would happen???? Did anyone want this to happen????? Well here it is!!!!!!!! The girls are back in town and we're talking: Grammys, Nicki vs. Megan, Mean Girls, Fast Car, more Taylor, Southern Charm, everyone should be crying all the time, Uggs, shes and theys, The Idol, the Opioid epidemic, dentistry is a scam, international relations and more Taylor.  CLICK HERE TO TEX...

We love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

In an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets were so bad. Our last full episode t...

Hello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square danced in 3rd grade thank you CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !...