Coffee Pump Podcast

Konnichiwa Fam, On E090, we change gears. I sit down with my Khala (My Mom's sister), Asma Ahmed Usman, for a special family episode full of wisdom, stories, laughs, and lessons from a life lived across different continents and generations. We talk about what marriage was like back then, dating in the 90s, how she met her spouse, and the values that helped relationships last. We also get into her...

Konnichiwa Fam, on E089, I sit down with Bashir Yusuf of ​⁠ for one of the wildest and most unfiltered conversations we’ve had on the podcast. We talk about: - Experiences getting cheated on and how different people deal with it - Modern relationships, masculinity, and the idea of “ownership” in dating - Conversations around sex, culture, and the things people don’t usually say out loud - Bashir’s...

Konnichiwa Fam, For Cheat Codes #104, Zubair is back on the podcast and we’re diving into practical life cheat codes once again. We break down productivity, fitness, mindset, and daily habits that compound over time. From tracking your steps and fixing your sleep, to using tech to stay consistent and building systems that actually work. We also get into why motivation isn’t reliable and how consis...

Konichiwa Fam! On this episode, I sit down with the main man Andrew Kibe and Eric Mutiso of ​⁠ for another catch up. We get into: - Pre-planned elections, political psyops, and how power really works behind the scenes - Ruto’s political playbook, and the future of Kenyan politics - Success, jealousy, luck, and what it actually takes to win in life - Poverty vs wealth and the mindset differences th...

Konichiwa Fam! On E086, the legend Emmanuel Kisiangani of ​⁠ comes home for a catch up in which we talk about: - The Kisiangani Podcast's new studio set up - A very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long story about Formula 1 and Drive To Survive - Being positive and practicing gratitude - Bee keeping and the amazing creatures they are - Drone war...

Konichiwa Fam! On E085, The Trio (​⁠, Fareed & I) gets back together for a conversation that goes from corporate life in Kenya to money, health, culture, and everything in between. We talk about: - The reality of Kenyan corporate culture and why employees are often treated like an afterthought - Spending culture and lifestyle differences between local Kenyans and the diaspora - Food, health, cance...

Konichiwa Fam! On E084, I sit down with Bobby for a powerful follow-up conversation that goes deeper into mindset, discipline, and what it really takes to level up in life. We get into: - The law of attraction and how your thoughts, beliefs, and actions shape your reality - Practical tools like gratitude, affirmations, visualisation, and breath work - Bobby’s experience investing in himself and at...

Konichiwa Fam! On E083, I sit down with entrepreneur and Ando founder Asif Khan for a deep conversation on building one of the biggest delivery and cloud kitchen businesses in the region. We talk about: - How Ando started from selling biryani out of home during Covid - Building cloud kitchens and scaling food brands across Kenya, South Africa, and Kigali - The real business behind delivery apps, U...

Konichiwa Fam! On E082, I sit down with Coffee Pump regular, Agar Omondi, for what was supposed to be a calm catch-up… but I came in heated. Like properly heated. Zero to 100 for no reason. This one goes left very quickly, I won’t lie. Agar tried to keep it together while I was clearly fighting demons in the first few minutes. My bad. Somewhere in between the chaos, we still managed to talk about:...

Konichiwa Fam! On E081, I sit down with an up and coming figure in the Kenya Law, Political & Social Scene - Adrian Oluoch. On this episode we talk about: - NIS/National Intelligence Service and what they do - How WW3 has already been planned more than 100 years ago - How the CIA has planned and orchestrated global catastrophes - Kenyan Law Structure - Judiciary, Executive and Legislature - Unders...

Konichiwa Fam! On E080, I sit down with Coffee Pump Reuglar Fareed Khimani. On this episode we get into: - Are all Kenyan Indians rich? - Iran, Dubai and the war in the Middle East - Bill Clinton and Epstein - Massive Gold reserves being mined in Kenya - The recent rains in Kenya and how we all were affected by it - Cemeteries and how we should improve them And much, much more. Hope you enjoy the...

Konichiwa Fam! On E078, I sit down with Kyle Spencer, a key figure in Africa’s internet infrastructure scene, for one of the wildest origin stories we’ve had on Coffee Pump. You will love it! On this episode, we get into: - Growing up on early IBM PCs, DOS, and dial-up internet - Doom, Quake, LAN parties, and how gaming taught Kyle networking - Kyle’s wild backpacking journey across Asia on a 125c...

Konichiwa Fam! I sit down with  @eotwe777  on E079 and we talk about:- Why no one likes Vegetarians- Religion and Science- How would we raise our kids?- Why did the crypto market crash? We do a deep dive- What's going on in the Undersea cable space and the geopolitics not everyone is aware of and a whole lot more. We had a good time recording this one, hope you enjoy the episode! Best, Team Co...

Konichiwa Fam. On E077, I am joined by fellow video gamer and Coffee Pump Regular, Brian "The Beast" Diang'a. On this episode we get into: - Getting into fights - Brian meeting the French President - Emmanuel Macron - Satanic Fires in Kenyan Slums - Wokeism in Movies and Games - Upcoming games we are looking forward to. and much much more. Hope you enjoy the episode. Best, Team Coffe...

Konichiwa Fam. On E076, I am joined by fellow podcaster Emmanuel of  @thekisianganipodcast  On this episode we talk about: - The OG Nzige - John Sina - Boner Shakes and how to last longer - Visa rejections, flight cancellations and Nazar (Evil eye) - Cost of building a studio - How we are growing our podcasts - The hidden dark side of Japan and much much more. Hope you enjoy the episode. Best, Tea...

Konichiwa Fam! I sit down with  @eotwe777  on E075 and we talk about: - How to land an airplane as a beginner in an emergency- Weddings are expensive- Free Mason buildings in Kenya- What is the black eye club?- Are celebrities fallen angels? Underground Cities? Ukraine is the centre of human trafficking? More conspiracies! and a whole lot more. We had a good time recording this one, hope you enjoy...

Konichiwa Fam! On E074, I am joined by my childhood friend and Coffee Pump regular, Kevin Odanga Madung. We catch up on: - Land grabbing and owning rhinos- Carbon Credits and the intricacies of the whole industry- The lead up to the 2027 Kenyan Elections - The Left Vs Right and the shift in Kenya- Child and organ trafficking in Kenya- What do iShowSpeed and Jesus have in common? and much much more...

Konichiwa Fam! For E073, the trio (⁨  @eotwe777  , Fareed Khimani, and I) did something very different. We visited a hypnotherapist - Tazim Elkington. We filmed this episode in early November 2025 and sat on it for a while because the conversation went deep. We had to open up about real pain points in our lives, and it felt important to share it only when we were ready. We’re glad we’re finally pu...

<p>Konichiwa Fam!</p> <p>The trio is back for E071. On this episode, I’m joined by <a href="https://youtube.com/@eotwe777?si=4oEElucbQb1mn5bC" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@eotwe777</a> and Fareed Khimani.</p> <p>In this episode, we talk about:</p> <ul> <li>The TRT and Ozempic debate</li> &...

Konichiwa Fam and Happy New Year! We’re kicking off 2026 with a big one. For our first episode of the year, I’m joined by the man himself,  @iqwatson  . This one was meant to be online, but IQ surprised me and flew down to Kenya for the episode. Absolute legend. In this episode, we get into: The reality behind the American dream Why the process matters more than the outcome Working double shifts a...

Konichiwa Fam! On E070, I’m joined by Billow Kerrow, former Senator and Shadow Finance Minister, and a long-time public policy and economic voice in Kenya. Billow has spent years in parliament and government, working closely on fiscal policy, debt, and economic oversight, giving him a rare inside view of how economic decisions are made and implemented. On this episode, Billow and I get into: - His...

Konichiwa Fam! On E069 I am joined by Salim Amin, the Chairman of Camerapix, founder of both The Mohamed Amin Foundation and A24 Media, and an award-winning filmmaker. He produced and presented the acclaimed documentary MO & ME, which won 15 international awards, and later created The Sound Man. A Fellow of the African Leadership Initiative and part of the Aspen Global Leadership Network, he w...

Konichiwa Fam! On E068 I am joined by Morrison Mwadulo, my good friend and co-writer on a film project we are working on together. On this episode, Morrison and I catch up on: - Poor Pay in the film industry in Kenya - KFCB and the lack of support in the film industry - The projects we are working on and need your help getting made - What it takes to make a movie - Sugar free products in Kenya and...

Konichiwa Fam! On E067, DNA is back! In this episode, I spend time getting to know the man and we talk about various topics, including: - Getting rejected by women early on in life - DNA's life, we do hypotheticals. - Life before music - Psychedelic Playlists - Leaving the matrix We had a good time recording this one, hope you enjoy the episode! Best, Team Coffee Pump Our Sponsors: Connect Coffee...

Konnichiwa Fam, Welcome back to Midnight Coffee Run. This episode, I’m joined by Andrew Kibe, who came through to talk about his new book and the journey behind it. We hit the road, grabbed coffee (kinda),, and went deep on everything from money and marriage to fame, tech, and the madness of Nairobi at night. On this episode, We talked about: - Kibe’s new book, the tour, and the business behind it...