Cocktale Hour

If it's not one thing it's another. This week we talk about John's toad dream and how it is time to shine. It's tough to be shiny when Danny's leg hurts and he wonders if he could go 24 hours without his phone. Join us for our Easter episode with no mention of religion whatsoever. 

Coronavirus shots and weeding out your friend list, old folks homes, the awesome idea to stop immigrant boats at the border and the Reparation AR-15...where else are you going to hear things like this? Cocktalehour@yahoo.com or @cocktalehour if you want to contact us.

Seabiscuit was one of the greatest racing horses of all time. Danny sees him as a spirit animal and Kelly has a story about horse hygiene... Danny also tells us about Jimmy the Shooter, and how he sent him up the river. John covers the points you need to have a successful podcast and how we don't really cover any of them. Tame a moment to rate and review our podcast will you? Also reach out with q...

 Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Here's the kind of quality you can expect from Cocktale Hour. Enjoy our teaser!

  John is back this week and we talk about tires, transmission and that Kelly met Megan Markle on set. She should have watched The Crown before she got married. I wouldn't have done it. Contact us on Twitter or by e-mail for comments or questions that you need answered!

Dave is back with more stories to tell about life, love and the pursuit of...a good peep show? Hold on to your hats as Dave, Kelly and Danny bust John's chops and take you on a journey.

Custom vans were great and Danny loved creeping around in his. Kelly wants to make a new movie, and John's advice is to make sure this one is full of nudity. Time to check in with us at cocktalehour@yahoo.com or on Twitter @Cocktalehour. We're happy to put our knowledge to use for you!

  During the great Texas snowpocalypse, Ted Cruz crossed the border into Mexico. Jokes aside, how could his wife let this happen? We talk about the rat nest in Danny's mom's car and welding as a skill. Send us a note and I'll give you info on my buddy's firepit if you want to order one. cocktalehour@yahoo.com and on twitter @cocktalehour.

 Time to Rebuild America! Apply here for us to move our kids to your town to make it fun and profitable. We get energized about our new reality show idea and how we could still have a chance to make it in Hollywood!

  2021, the year of What Would Danny Do? What if he would have been the 1 Billion Dollar Powerball winner? What would Kelly do if he won so much money that he'd need a security team, and would any amount of money make John more of an A-hole, or do you just get that for free? Remember to follow us on twitter or drop us a line at Cocktalehour@yahoo.com!

  New York, the big apple, land of dirty sidewalks and one of Danny's favorites. We talk about some Netflix show and drag queens this week. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and express all your complaints freely!

Dave joins us and talks about Neil Young and Budweiser. Also, The Shroud of Kelly, and From Hearse to Hole are some of the ideas we need to get T-shirts printed upfor right away. Contact us on Twitter at CocktaleHour for a sticker!

Happy sedition week! Who are Danny's favorite domestic terrorists, and will there be collectible trading cards? We get deep into QAnon, politics, and why you shouldn't break into the Capitol and taze yourself in the testicles. Listen and learn how to get extra vitamin D from Danny's daughter. We always said we were about education!

Happy 2021 everyone! Stay safe in the new year, have fun, and don't forget to keep listening to Cocktale Hour. We talk about how to make it in Hollywood, splitting the atom and a good Alabama joke. Got a good joke to tell next time? Drop us a line at cocktalehour@yahoo.com  

It is what it is, the end of 2020. What the hell else are we going to talk about? Thanks for as good a 2020 that we could have hoped for and don't forget to contact us on Twitter at Cocktalehour.

 From ocean baptism to ice fishing, we cover a number of outdoor activities as we get ready for Christmas. At least we're not in Canada where a moose will get ya. Follow us on twitter at CocktaleHour or send us an email...or just keep it to yourself! Happy Holidays!

 Covid cases are at a high and the President is rage-tweeting. What are we concerned about? Strippers! Who is supporting them now that the clubs are closed? In an unrelated topic, we talk about Danny's Mom and how she just made it back from the hospital. Also, it is totally logical that we are so popular with the ladies. Also, don't forget to check out festivusmemories.com!

Danny's mom is a strong Christian woman, but his physical still went well. John is trying to register his car from Canada and Kelly's wife is coming home next week! 

John is back home, Danny has a new truck and needs refrigerator repair and Kelly gets his wife back soon. Happy Holidays listeners! Special shoutout this week to John's cousin Marie. Got a comment or complaint, email us at cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

The election is over and we have a new president. What will the transition hold, does anyone care? Let's dig in to our opinions. Disagree? Hit us up on twitter at cocktalehour!

 Listen to this episode to hear about the Coronavirus, the Presidential Campaign and how having Chad on the Supreme Court could make all the difference, Remember, you heard it here first.

Kelly is going to stop watching the news and wait for people to tell him if there is something to worry about. Danny is planning a big move to Nelson, New Zealand but probably hasn't told his family the news yet. John is missing the original Van Halen lineup. If you are a candidate for office in November, you just have a few days left for us to answer your questions so hurry!

 It is our 60th episode and we comment on the Coronavirus takeover of the White House and ask whatever happened to the family-owned shoe store. Join us for a trip down memory lane with the best intro song ever. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and we'll answer any question you have!

John reveals that he is 1% Native American from Ancestry.com. He also reveals that it is incredibly difficult to find a picture of Native Americans that isn't diminutive.   Also, you better reach out soon because Danny is going off the grid...just don't tell Google.

From smoggy LA of 1977 to Smoky LA of 2020, we're covering the finer points of how to live and die in LA, or in Kelly's case, escape to Canada. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at Cocktalehour!