Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

Hey fellow lushes! This week we’re riding the Staten Island ferry straight into chaos with actress Allison Pittel, the badass final girl from the horror hit Screamboat. She dives into how she landed the lead role of Selena, what it was like acting opposite puppets and puppet stand-ins (yep, even the puppet had a stand-in), and the thrill of delivering the film’s iconic line: “I’m going to kill Ste...

Hey, fellow lushes! Sarah Juree returns for her third round — and she’s not holding back. After a blackmail attempt forced her out of the insurance world, Sarah dove headfirst into storytelling, rebooting her digital empire, and writing six books in 90 days. Her latest? Diary of an OnlyFans Model — a raw, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt look at sex, shame, and everything in between. We get i...

Hey, fellow lushes! She started on piano as a kid, joined her church band, battled depression in college… and somewhere along the way, Kayley Ryan became a viral singer-songwriter who turned a Star Wars love story into a stunning original ballad. On this episode, Kayley joins us to talk about her breakout song “Forfeit,” inspired by the tragic romance of Padmé and Anakin — and the very real emotio...

Hey, fellow lushes! Join us as we sit down with actress Karen Cliche, whose career spans everything from bitchy vampires to being basted alive in Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving. She dishes on that iconic oven scene (and why she smelled like turkey for weeks), what it was like being secretly pregnant while strapped to a spinning carousel in Saw VI, surviving hate mail from Mutant X fans, and why she loves...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, Dimples reveals his desire to sword fight in a truck stop bathroom, The Beard rants about plasma bans and Motley Crue, and “Judy” casually admits to giving a bar guy a little over-the-jeans action — with full encouragement from his girlfriend. She also tells the story of how her purse came with a name, and The Beard sums up their entire relationship with: she h...

Hey, fellow lushes! Before she was crushing comedy sets in Austin and getting invited onstage by Dave Attell, Kylie Kaiser was deep in the world of fitness, powerlifting, and perfectionism. In this episode, Kylie joins Dimples and The Beard to share her wild journey from bodybuilding and bartending to finding her voice onstage in one of the toughest comedy scenes in the country. We talk about how...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we brainstorm the greatest buddy cop movie never made: a high-octane, low-memory thrill ride featuring aging cops, misplaced badges, and the occasional adult diaper mishap. It’s Lethal Weapon meets Finding Dory, but with more yelling and less bladder control. We also get into a ticket-buying disaster that turns into sibling warfare, explore the wild frontier of...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we’re joined by Steven LaMorte and Amy Schumacher, the creative duo behind the indie horror sensation Screamboat—a gory, inventive reimagining of Steamboat Willie that blends nostalgic cartoon charm with over-the-top horror. We discuss how the film came to life once the iconic character entered the public domain, the decision to make the killer mouse pint-sized...

Hey, fellow lushes! From West Africa to Kill Tony and everywhere in between, this episode is pure, unfiltered madness. Jim Telli joins us to talk about getting pulled from the bucket, crushing his Kill Tony set, and somehow working Rush Hour references and live nunchucks into stand-up comedy. We dive into his wild upbringing, how he got "whipped into a comedian" (literally), and the real r...

Hey, fellow lushes! This week, we’re joined by stand-up comedian, Paralympic athlete, and Kill Tony breakout Daniel Velasquez — and nothing is off-limits. From lying to his parents about "doing stand-up" just to score weed… to sneaking backstage at the Tobin Center with zero confirmation… to getting roasted by Theo Von about his “cursive legs,” Daniel shares the hilarious and brutally hone...

Hey, fellow lushes! Join us for an unforgettable conversation with country music sensation D'Lee as she opens up about life, music, and everything in between. At 55, D'Lee is embracing her age and taking risks like never before. We dive into the story behind her latest album, 55, exploring how each song reflects her personal journey and growth as an artist. D'Lee shares how she almost...

Hey, fellow lushes! Get ready for a hilarious ride as we sit down with Bri Collette, burp queen and rising comedy star! Bri takes us behind the scenes of her unique career, where burps, bold humor, and her larger-than-life personality take center stage. From her viral OnlyFans success to her journey in comedy, she opens up about her evolution from a burp-filled childhood to taking the stage at Kil...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we dive into the sketchy world of conventions and the dynamic concept of the Gigaverse. We hilariously discuss the absurdity of paying for meet-and-greets with celebrities like Mick Foley and Nancy Allen, and the madness of convention culture. The conversation takes a wild turn as we try to figure out how to stand out in a world full of gimmicks, all while sear...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we sit down with comedian and creative powerhouse Mary Romeo, whose journey took her from working graveyard shifts at a Pennsylvania news station to running beachside comedy mics in LA and co-managing one of America’s most beloved Netflix stars—her cousin, Abbey from Love on the Spectrum. Mary opens up about building her stand-up career the hard way: hustling o...

Hey, fellow lushes! This week we talk trauma bonding, comedy cults, and what happens when a grown man “accidentally” sits on an apple. Pippy Pierce—ER nurse turned stand-up comic—joins us to spill hospital horror stories, pitch her all-female cult (men optional, chains required), and explain how comedy became her therapy after a decade of starting IVs, pushing meds, and dodging code blues. We get...

Hey, fellow lushes! Post-Podcast Convention Chicago hangover in full swing, we are back with tales of $16 beers, networking fails, voiceover gods, and one cult-level piece of advice: Be a Chicken Purse. What does it mean? Honestly, we’re not totally sure either — but it’s spiritual now. They recap the highs, lows, and free booze that nearly broke up the podcast (shoutout Red Circle), fanboy over M...

Hey, fellow lushes! This week, we sit down with Brianna Vasquez — a former cult kid turned conservative bombshell who’s got strong opinions, wild stories… and a booty that could win elections. From growing up Pentecostal to stepping onto the Kill Tony stage, Brianna breaks down her journey through faith, freedom, and finding her voice (and her curves). We talk Portland weirdness, online hustle, an...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we dive headfirst into glorious mayhem with the hilarious and unfiltered Mio Love — comedian, veteran, single mom, ex-lesbian wife, and certified Scorpio with zero chill. From joining the military for a boy (who immediately became "just a dick"), to falling in lust with a pull-up queen in the women's showers, to blocking her baby daddy mid-podcast b...

Hey, fellow lushes! We're back with another chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry episode, where absolutely nothing stays on track—except maybe the train that barely missed Jordan’s kid’s car. This week, we dive deep into the high-stakes world of workplace hygiene crimes, including one employee’s bold decision to give their nether regions a trim… in a shared bathroom. Meanwhile, The Beard battles a kno...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this wild episode, we dive headfirst into absolute chaos—discussing Bonnie Blue’s record-breaking escapades (1,000 wieners in 12 hours… do the math), debating whether waiting 11 hours for your turn is dedication or desperation, and even pitching the greatest rom-com never made. We also struggle to build Legos while baked, wonder how a Gilligan’s Island reboot would look with...

Hey, fellow lushes! What happens when you take a high school stage play, add years of passion, indie grit, and a whole lot of blood? You get Never Return! Writer and director Bryn A. Dami joins us to talk about bringing her horror vision to life—budget battles, practical effects, and making sure the gore looks extra real. Plus, we find out why her dad was swinging an axe on set. Grab a drink, sett...

Hey, fellow lushes! Grab your favorite drink and settle in for an unforgettable episode! This week, we sit down with the unapologetically bold and refreshingly honest Jacqui Childs—model, social media powerhouse, and former Naked News anchor. Jacqui dives into her fascinating journey from early modeling gigs to her time as a "dancer", her rise at Naked News, and how she shook up the cannab...

Hey, fellow lushes! Buckle up, because this episode is absolute podcast chaos. We kick things off with a toga party disaster (feat. accidental flashing), before spiraling into a heated debate on whether 69 is the most overrated move ever. Then, things take a turn as we explore sex positions that at our age we have no business attempting, and somehow end up discussing why football players really lo...

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we’re joined by the "very, very famous actress" Carolyn Hennesy, an Emmy Award winner known for her dynamic roles across film and television. From her hilarious turn as Barb on Cougar Town to her eerie and unsettling performance as Aunt Margaret in Wineville, Carolyn takes us behind the scenes of these standout projects and shares insights into Hollywoo...

Hey, fellow lushes! Dimples and The Beard are back with the one and only Victoria Fuller for her record-breaking fourth appearance! This time, she’s dishing on her amazing New Year’s celebration in Australia, the launch of Bunni Munni (her new crypto token that’s actually useful), and her ambitious Mansion Society project that’s bringing VIP experiences to Vegas. But wait—there’s more! Victoria al...