Joey Musselman

Clown Cast

Podcasts about whatever I find interesting — history, tech, weird rabbit holes. I was making these for myself anyway, so I figured I'd share. Research by Claude, produced with NotebookLM, deployed by tools built using Claude Code. Orchestrated by a clown. Enjoy.

Author

Joey Musselman

Category

Technology

Podcast website

joeymusselman.com

Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

Volleyball Is the Multi-Class Character of Sports 12.05.2026

What if volleyball already contains every sport you love? In this episode, we break down how volleyball borrows mechanics from baseball, basketball, golf, and more — proving it's the ultimate multi-class athlete's game. If you've ever thrown a curveball, sunk a free throw, or stuck a chip shot, you already speak volleyball. 00:00:00 - Intro and the multi-class sports metaphor 00:01:30 - Float serv...

When AI Learned to Play: From Pac-Man Ghosts to LLMs Beating Factorio 10.05.2026

We trace the wild evolution of game AI from the simplest pre-programmed enemies to modern LLMs that can actually think their way through complex video games. Starting with Pac-Man's four ghosts in 1980 and their surprisingly clever personality system, we level up through fighting game CPUs, RuneScape bots, and finally arrive at the bleeding edge: MCP servers that let large language models perceive...

Sweden's Beach Volleyball Revolution: The Jump Set That Changed Everything 06.05.2026

Sweden, a country with four months of sunshine, has somehow become the dominant force in men's beach volleyball. We break down the Swedish jump set — the tactical innovation that shattered the traditional pass-set-spike orthodoxy — and trace its origins from a radical coaching experiment to Olympic gold. We deep dive into the three coaches behind the system, explore what drives them, and examine h...

Your Sword and Spell List: Sports Betting Terminology & Proven Flows 05.05.2026

Building on our previous deep dive into how sportsbooks build their odds, this episode equips you with the essential terminology and proven mathematical flows that exploit cracks in the system. We cover everything from bankroll management and unit sizing to the vig, expected value, and specific betting strategies that are mathematically proven to beat the books - all framed as your RPG character s...

The USB Cable Car Heist: How a Phone Charger Stole 8.3 Million Cars 04.05.2026

The Kia Boys exploited one of the most absurd security failures in modern automotive history — millions of Hyundai and Kia vehicles sold without engine immobilizers, making them stealable with nothing more than a USB cable. We break down the technical exploit, why 96% of other manufacturers had this solved by 2015, and why Charlotte's Hyundai Boys are keeping the trend alive. 00:00:00 - Introducti...

Dowsing Rods: When Humanity Invented Magic Sticks and Believed It 28.04.2026

The Clown Cast crew dives into the bizarre, centuries-old practice of dowsing — from its origins as 'wishing rods' in 15th-century German mines to modern-day water witchers still doing it for money in 2026. We explore why the sticks actually move (spoiler: it's you), the science that debunked it, and why people keep believing anyway. 00:00:00 - Intro and what is dowsing (aka doodle-bugging) 00:01:...

The Solo Streamer Is a 700-Person Crew (They Just Multi-Classed) 27.04.2026

Ever wonder how ESPN routes 120,000 signals during a live broadcast — and how a solo creator in their bedroom runs the exact same logical architecture? In this episode, we break down the hidden roles behind live sports production, compare traditional broadcasts to esports pipelines, and build out an open-source tech stack for a volleyball content creator who wants to run their own SportsCenter-sty...

Programmatic Advertising: The $651 Billion Bazaar Beyond Google and Meta 26.04.2026

Clown Cast ventures beyond the walled gardens of Google and Meta into the wild open internet, where programmatic advertising powers 90% of all digital display ads. Learn how real-time bidding exchanges execute thousands of automated ad transactions in milliseconds, creating a $651 billion marketplace that makes the big platforms look like corner shops. 00:00:00 - Introduction and recap of Google/M...

The Magic Behind Google Ads vs Meta Ads (Beach Volleyball Edition) 26.04.2026

Ever wonder what happens in the milliseconds between you loading a webpage and seeing an ad? In this episode, we break down the rival magic systems behind Google Ads and Meta Ads, explaining how real-time auctions, intent-based targeting, and interest-based discovery actually work under the hood. Using the niche example of an international beach volleyball content creator, we walk through practica...

How Record Labels Invented Musical Race Categories 23.04.2026

In this episode, we uncover how the recording industry didn't just document American music — it constructed the racial categories we still use today. From Ralph Peer coining "race records" at OKeh Records in 1920 to the parallel invention of "hillbilly music," we trace how corporate filing systems became cultural identities that shaped everything from radio formatting to the Grammy Awards. 00:00:0...

The Banjo's Stolen Identity: From West Africa to Appalachia 23.04.2026

The banjo is one of the most misattributed instruments in music history. In this episode, we trace its origins from the akonting of West Africa through the slave trade to America, exploring how 150 years of cultural rebranding erased its African roots and recast it as a symbol of white Appalachian music — and what the reckoning looks like today. 00:00:00 - Introduction and the banjo's modern assoc...

Folk Music: The Cantrip of Revolution (And Its Dark Side) 22.04.2026

Folk music isn't the soundtrack of the good guys — it's the soundtrack of conflict, period. In this episode, we explore why folk music accompanies every major social upheaval in history, from Irish rebel songs to American civil rights anthems to Confederate marches. We ask the uncomfortable question: whose songs survive, and whose get quietly filed away? 00:00:00 - Introduction: Folk music isn't w...

Forward Deployed Engineers: The Witchers of Enterprise AI Consulting 21.04.2026

In this episode of Clown Cast, we dive into the Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE) model that's reshaping how AI consulting gets done. From Palantir's classified origins to Accenture's Reinvention Deployed Engineering (RDE) program, we explore why top firms are embedding engineers directly inside client organizations instead of selling off-the-shelf solutions — and why most enterprise AI pilots still...

The Insane Engineering Behind Live Sports Broadcasting 13.04.2026

Ever wondered what it actually takes to bring a football game to your screen? In this episode, we break down the jaw-dropping technical infrastructure behind modern sports broadcasting — from the 175+ cameras and 75 miles of cable at a Super Bowl to the evolution from 200 TV sets in 1939 to 2 billion viewers today. It's a military-scale logistics operation that happens to involve sports. 00:00:00...

Sports Commentary: The Bards Rolling Natural 20s at the Mic 12.04.2026

From the first crackling radio broadcast in 1921 to modern internet streaming, we explore the fascinating history of sports commentary through the lens of D&D bards. We break down the roles of play-by-play and color commentary, celebrate the legends who made it an art form, and ask: what can beach volleyball learn from the greats? 00:00:00 - Introduction and the Bard analogy 00:01:30 - Harold Arli...

Going Full Druid: Ancient Priests, Oak Worship, and Fantasy Worldbuilding 07.04.2026

The Clown Cast dives deep into Druidic paganism, from the ancient Celtic priestly class that terrified Rome to modern neo-Druidic revivals. Learn what Druids actually worshipped, why their training took 20 years, and how their lore can supercharge your fantasy worldbuilding. 00:00:00 - Introduction and what Druids actually were 00:01:30 - The source problem: why we only have Roman and Christian ac...

Wilco's Being There and the Craziest Music Video Ever Made 05.04.2026

We dive deep into the world of Wilco after discovering their 1996 double album Being There — one of the most underappreciated records of the '90s. From the breakup of Uncle Tupelo that split the alt-country scene in half, to Jeff Tweedy's decision to give up $600,000 so fans could afford his album, to the absolutely wild story behind the Outtasite (Outta Mind) skydiving music video that required 2...

When the Brooms Start Coding: AI-Generated Security Nightmares 03.04.2026

The Clown Cast crew tackles the alarming security risks lurking in AI-generated code. With studies showing 45% of AI-written code contains security flaws and 2.74x more vulnerabilities than human-written code, we explore what happens when "vibe coding" meets production systems—and who's left holding the bag when things go wrong. 00:00:00 - Introduction and episode setup 00:01:15 - The scale of AI...

From 500 Apps to a Trillion Dollars: Mobile Dev in the AI Age 03.04.2026

The Clown Cast crew traces the wild origin story of mobile app development—from Steve Jobs reluctantly opening the App Store with just 500 apps to today's trillion-dollar ecosystem. We break down how modern frameworks and services like React Native, Expo, Supabase, Cloudflare R2, Mux, and EAS Build have transformed the developer experience, especially now that AI-powered coding is changing everyth...

The Wizard's Spellbook of College Sports Analytics 02.04.2026

Clown Cast dives into the sorcery-adjacent world of college sports analytics, exploring how Division I teams use player tracking, performance modeling, and predictive analytics to gain a competitive edge. With the sports analytics market projected to hit $36 billion by 2035 and 75% of D1 teams now employing data scientists, hosts break down the three 'schools of magic' powering modern college athl...

The Wild Tech Behind College Recruiting 02.04.2026

From VHS tapes mailed to coaches to AI-powered scouting platforms, college recruiting has undergone a massive technological transformation. In this episode, we break down how recruiters find players across fragmented databases, how social media personality analysis is changing the game, and who the key innovators were that disrupted an industry still struggling to sync up. 00:00:00 - Introduction...

Teaching Machines to See: The Wild History of Computer Vision 02.04.2026

From a wildly ambitious 1966 MIT summer project to the AI-powered cameras tracking every play in modern sports, we trace the entire history of computer vision. What started as undergrads trying to 'solve' vision in a few months has become one of the most transformative technologies in the world — and the journey is full of surprises. 00:00:00 - Introduction and what computer vision actually is 00:...

The RAF Wing Commander Who Invented Football's Billion-Dollar Stat 31.03.2026

From a retired RAF Wing Commander scribbling notes in 1968 to a billion-dollar analytics industry, we trace the wild origin story of Expected Goals (xG) and how computer vision revolutionized soccer. We break down what xG actually means, how teams like Brentford and Liverpool used data to compete with the giants, and whether soccer has its own Moneyball moment. 00:00:00 - Intro and the beautiful g...

ADHD: Science, Social Media, and the Great Internet Debate 28.03.2026

Clown Cast dives deep into ADHD — from its 225-year history to the modern social media diagnosis boom. We explore what the science actually says, whether it's reliable enough, and why the public conversation has become so polarized between those seeking understanding and those questioning its legitimacy. 00:00:00 - Introduction and why ADHD is so polarizing 00:01:15 - The wild history: from 1798 t...

Raiding the Sportsbook: How Betting Odds Are Built and Beaten 27.03.2026

Ever wonder who's really setting the odds in sports betting? In this episode, we raid the sportsbook like a dungeon boss encounter, breaking down the algorithmic pricing engines, neural networks, and billion-dollar data monopolies that power the modern betting industry. From the vigorish that bleeds you dry before you even place a bet, to the mathematical rebels who cracked the code and walked awa...

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