Closet Talk

Ep. 19 The Nightmare Before Christmas Please send us stories we love reading them. And, seriously, we are sorry. Thank you for going on this terrible journey with us while we read you the famous, unfinished, fan fiction between Santa and The Grinch. Why?? That is exactly what we said but if we had to hear it, so do you. Love you!!!! If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, rela...

Ep. 18 Dike It Out !!!Sorry guys, realized halfway through that one of the mics was off. So any strange audio you hear from about 25 mins to 40 is because of that. You are not hearing things…. At least not on here. This week gets deep as dive face first into the history of Butch and Femme. We discuss the history and origins of the words as well as the challenges lesbians had to overcome back in th...

Ep. 17 I Didn’t Learn How to be Gay, I Just Was This is a very special episode because we got the pleasure of interviewing Marita Prodger from Season 2 of The Ultimatum: Queer Love. She shares her experiences on the show and some behind-the-scenes moments. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStor...

Ep. 16 Father v. Daddy The time is finally here for Part II of the Oscar Wilde saga. This week we finish up the trials and story between Mr. Wilde and Lord Douglas. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com or at the link below for our Google Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Ep. 15 What a Funny Little Man You Are Music Credit to Brock Hewitt: Stories in Sound Strap in, because this one is a Wilde ride. We unearth some sapphic love letters and unravel how Oscar Wilde’s fiery affair with Lord Douglas became the scandal that sent him to prison for loving another man. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, f...

Ep. 14 Committing Some Casual Buggery Apologies- Tiff goes by They/ Them This week we get a little serious about the cancellation of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and discuss other shows that featured an all-queer cast representing our community. We also share a listener story about a very interesting dating disaster. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or a...

Ep. 13 Your Dad Likes Fisting The sides matter and so do the colors! Sit back and relax as we share with you the “Hanky Code” system and other early flagging methods used to identify other gays in the wild when it wasn’t so safe to do so. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com or a...

Ep. 12 Velma Is Such A Slut It’s Christmas, Witches! Grab your gayest halloween costume and come on this journey with us of why the gays love Halloween, the gay Halloween Balls and some spooky Japanese queer folklore. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com or at the link below for...

Ep. 11 Apollo Was Daddy This week we take a deep dive into the dramatic world of Greek Mythology. It gets messy, passionate and of course, very, very gay. Trigger Warning: Brutal Death Mention of Suicide Non-consent Stalking Pederasty If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com or at th...

Ep. 10 Cleopatra Went to the First PizzaHut Prologue : The fact that makes your mind melt was that Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879 , and died on April 18, 1955. Seriously, who put Mercury in the microwave again?? In this episode, we dive face first into astrology because apparently lesbians love it. We sprinkle in a few couple pairings, and Stephanie breaks down the zodiac matchups whil...

Ep. 9 A Butt Pinching Ghost, Pickpockets and Loose Women In this episode, we venture into the colorful and spooky history of New Orleans’ gay district and the notorious Red Light District called Storyville. There may or may not be a scary story or two. Enjoy the “ghostly gays” and a sprinkle of history as we uncover this corner of NOLA and the fabulous characters from the past. Trigger Warnings: P...

Ep. 8 Gay the Pray Away On this episode, we unpack the wild, wild South and what it is like to be a lesbian in the Bible Belt. Specifically, we discuss the show “L Word, Mississippi, Hate the Sin”. We are also thrilled to share our first listener story and dive a little into the polycule spectrum- but, just the tip. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or...

Where do we even start? There is so much in this episode that at this point, you’re just stuck on this journey with us. We talk about gay myths, the lesbian master doc and why you should NEVER jump off of a lifeboat to get back onto a sinking ship no matter how deeply you are staring into each other’s souls. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anythin...

This week we discuss the heartbreaking story of Amy Bradley- an adventurous young woman whose life was cut short on a cruise before she ever got to fully embrace her true self and identify. Don’t worry, we aren’t turning into a true crime podcast because the second part of this episode we discuss the wildly unsuccessful “Heterosexual Awesomeness Fest” that took place in Idaho. Trigger Warnings: SA...

Absolutely nothing is off limits this episode as we explore the world of kinks and feteshes. We share our unfiltered reactions and ratings as we read through each one. Told you it was going to get weird. Trigger Warnings: Talk of cannibalism If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com o...

Strap in because this one will be a wild and bumpy road. This week we dive head first into the disturbing and dark history of LGBTQ+ within the Mormon Church. Trigger Warnings: Mention of suicide Mention of SA and molestation WE love you. If you feel you don’t have a community or family we are here for you. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything...

No one said we are classy, but we are certainly a little petty. This episode we dive into JoJo Siwa’s coming out journey and the sudden straight switch up that has parts of our queer hearts feeling ghosted? Betrayed? Confused? All the feels come out and we share our first crush confessions. Trigger Warning: Mention of “corrective r*pe” and SA If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic mo...

We all know about stereotypes, especially the gay ones. Grab your carabiners, Subaru keys and strap into this wild ride of an episode. Also, we realized we never fully explained some terms so here is a little gay dictionary for you: Black Cat lesbian- Sassy Femme, probably a dom. Golden retriever- Super sweet, happy, loving and loyal lesbian. Usually a masc. Pit bull- Stephanie made this one up… B...

Come with us on the awkward first episode journey from making sure the mic is on, to random and pointless banter. Let’s talk about labels, power bottoms and asking straight people gay terms. Also, all the disclaimers and fine print you need before we ruin your ears and possibly life. Thanks love you byeeee. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything...

If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com or at the link below for our Google Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf_M4pErkCfTzK9FbTSeYItZYAjC3Dt04vTdRg8XdJVVPsLuA/viewform Thank you for going on this journey with us.

Just a little sprinkle of the nonsense. Can't wait for you to listen to the full episode. Episodes 1 and 2 air August 21, 2025. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at ClosetTalkStories@gmail.com or at the link below for our Google Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf_M4pErkCfTzK9FbTSeYItZYAjC3Dt0...

A little tease just for you!! First Episode will be released August 21, 2025! Closet Talk: A ridiculous and queer podcast hosted by Audrey and Stephanie. Let us be the ones you can come out to and be your true and weird self with. And trust us, it's gonna get weird. If you'd like to share a coming out story, gay panic moment, relationship chaos or anything in between, feel free to email us at Clos...