Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

The Georgia Guidestones; America's Stonehenge...Or something more? Grab your tinfoil hat and follow Joeba & Ripley as they join up with Tomcat from the Strange Brew Podcast to delve deeper into the mysteries surrounding this structure's odd past. Time for a seriously dank episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

An expert on all things NASA joins The Black Swirl as they journey to the Moon to determine whether the celestial body is really made of cheese. You’d be a LUNAtic to miss this episode which walks through missions to the Moon, Mars, and beyond! And no, there will be no Apollo-gy for the puns that come with the updates, news, and profanity that awaits you!  NASA iTech: www.nasaitech.org

Board The Black Swirl and her crew as they join the rest of the ForthHand Media Group led by the infamous Brent Hand of Hysteria 51 (The Lower 4th dimension) in an effort to discuss how each of our podcasts are tackling things in this current state of crisis. Updates, news, and profanity await you on the first of many ForthHand Media roundtable sessions. As always, remember to stay slurred and STA...

Whip out your oldest bottle of Romulan Ale, it's time for yet another birthday in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension!  Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they ring in Ripley's 33rd cycle with an introduction to the worst Marvel characters of all time, the most unsanitary food delivery idea in the quadrant, the world's weirdest birthday traditions, and more in tonight's episode of Close Encounters o...

The Black Swirl and her crew make their triumphant return in the most topical way possible. Get ready for a pandemic infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. Now go wash your hands.

Ripley and I apologize for our 2 week hiatus. Repairs to the Black Swirl are underway and you can expect new content by March 13th. See you aboard and remember... Stay Slurred!

Did Meghan Markle give birth to a Cyborg? Could the Hadron Collider open up the gates of Hell? Are we all cogs in a complex one-world government ruled by lizard people living deep inside a hollow Earth?  Speculate alongside Joeba Fett & Ziggy Quinn as they race to redeem Ripley from the clutches of the In-Lawrians on a conspiracy fueled edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

Do you smell that? Love must be in the air. Oh, wait, no. It's another episode. Join Joeba & Ripley as they dive into their usual Anti-Matter Minute shenanigans, discuss the sexiest women of science fiction, and give all of you dimension hoppers a sneak peek into their brand new book on interspecies relationship counseling! All this and more on a Valentine's Day edition of Close Encounters of...

Join Joeba Fett as he embarks on his first-ever solo misadventure and discusses the history, success stories, and moral dilemmas involving the issue of cloning. (There are also plenty of boob and poop jokes to satiate your need for immaturity).  All aboard the Black Swirl for her first case study debut on another exciting episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

A real-life Dalek uprising, RobOprah Winfrey attacks, and a plethora of 'Would You Rather' questions sure to restore any Patriotism you might not have had prior. Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they evade danger (and their taxes) on an autocratic edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

Have you ever wondered what Tony Stark's candles smell like? How about bringing your fizzy 16oz friend on the subway with you? Well, we have your "bases" covered. Literally. Welcome to a real "slam dunk" of an episode this week on Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

We would like to cordially invite you to attend a very special christening ceremony for a very special ship. We will be exploring the most popular vessels in science fiction culture alongside our routine helping of the ridiculous.  From cheesy finger residue to NASA's G-Spot, we bring you only the finest this week on the latest episode of  Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. 

Time to ring in 2020 with your favorite pair of space pirates!  Tesla, Snowball Bans, and the world's dumbest New Year Resolution tweets are the topics at hand this evening as we go forth into the Anti-Matter Dimension even more confused than last year. 

Stockings, candy canes, a harrowing encounter with the otherworldly; this tale has it all. Step into the Ati-Matter Minute Dimension this Christmas Eve for the unsolved mystery of the ages. 'Tis the season to stay slurred.

Mr. Roger's flatulence, more sexbots, and the most ironic collection of birthday stories this side of Babylon 5. Time to blow out the candles this week as we celebrate our co-hosts birthday on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

We won't give too much away, but we couldn't be happier with our ship's latest technical issue.  After an accidental transporter malfunction, we found ourselves in the lower 4th dimension and in the midst of one of our favorite podcasts of all time - Hysteria 51. Stay tuned for the ultimate collaboration episode coming soon!

left, right, left, right, up, square, down, select, start, BOOM! Infinite laughter unlocked! Join Joeba, Ripley, & Ziggy as they explore some of their favorite games on the second part of our video game special!  Hurry up and give it a listen before mom tells your Millenial ass to go play outside!

Time to blow the dust out of your game cartridges and refill your Mountain Dew and Dorito supply. It's time for a video game edition of the Ati-Matter Minute! We'll be taking you down 8-bit memory lane this evening as we bring you part one of what's sure to be a high scoring good time.  WARNING: This is one of our more explicit episodes, so if you have sensitive ears or little ones around, we...

It's ALIIIIIIIIVE! The third and final installment of our Long Halloween Special has arrived! This monster mash of an episode contains everything from creepy human skin phone cases and beer-belly breweries, to off-the-wall spirit "creatures" and epic deathmatch battles! You might even be able to add a few five-star flicks to your next online streaming binge (okay...some might be half a star).&nbsp...

It's midnight and you're just getting back home from your late shift. That's funny, you could have sworn you locked the door... After you're done checking your apartments many nooks and crannies for unwanted guests, we invite like you to join us as ours this evening in the Anti-Matter Minute dimension. Murder your earholes with more insane articles, hilarious serial killer alibi's, chilling escape...

It's time to start oozing with excitement and ectoplasm, the long Halloween is here. For part one we're coming to you with haunted mansions for sale, unexplainable occurrences, local lore, and some unforgettable campfire stories. Make sure you packed extra batteries for your flesh - I mean "flash" light and an extra pair of ultra-absorbent underwear. It's ghostbusting time.

A guest with an "infectious" personality, scammers getting scammed, billboard tomfoolery, killer toys, and enough cheesy one-liners to bring your entire local Geek Squad to bed. All this and more on a viral-themed edition of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind.

With great beer comes great irresponsibility... This week we honor the comic book industry with a very special show in light of Batman Day and National Comic Book Day. Join the Terrific Two, Hover Boy & Deathglare, as they defend the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension from mid-week boredom by discussing all things "Super"!  You won't want to miss out on this week's episode of Close Encounters o...

The plot thickens this week as we explore ironic death scenarios, stowaways, sexbots, and space poop on another thrilling episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

Full moons, super snakes, treknobabble, and alcohol. What could go wrong? Throw some candy corn in your hex bags, punch some mirrors, and throw some salt over your shoulder. You've been unlucky enough to fall into a Friday the 13th edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.