Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

In this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every actor to Kevin Bacon. Along the way, they tackle the...

In our most recent  and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gungan and a space motel. As...

In this action-packed continuation of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley face the suspenseful task of discovering Zero's fate as a former Weapon XII experiment. As they approach the mutant sanctuary of Genosha, they continue with their usual bouts of hyperspace headline hilarity. Alongside notable guest Robert Mancuso, the crew also embarks on a journey through the cosmos o...

Get ready for an action-packed adventure that practically leaped off the pages of a comic book on this episode of CESK! Joeba and Ripley find themselves on an unplanned mission to return stolen property to the X-Men on Genosha. As they navigate this unexpected twist, Joeba's newfound obsession with Wolverine's persona adds a hilarious layer of chaos. Joining them is special guest Robert Ma...

In this spine-tingling episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley embark on an adventure to hack their droid ZERO for some free radio, only to stumble upon something far creepier. Their attempt at interstellar piracy is interrupted by Bon Solo, a mysterious traveler from another dimension whose ship, the Space Bee, has malfunctioned. Bon joins the hosts in an episode fille...

Welcome back, Dimension Hoppers! In this thrilling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves deep undercover in the enigmatic world of secret societies. Kicking things off with a hilarious, robe-clad infiltration on Zeitgeisticon 7, Joeba and Ripley navigate through bizarre rituals and high councils to uncover valuable secrets—while managi...

In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompting banter about the quirks of different species. A...

Joining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," their filmmaking session quickly spirals into chaos,...

In this episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a snowy adventure into the spine-chilling realm of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Joining them on this journey through space and time, listeners are treated to a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the infamous 1959 event, where Igor Dyatlov and his crew of Soviet hikers met a mysterious and tragic end in t...

Our favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to past escapades, the trio explores conspiracy theorie...

In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneaker" genie onboard....

In this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring escape. Amidst the chaos, the duo humorously disc...

In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre news stories and diving into some accurate (and s...

In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on Irish myths, they stumble upon a mysterious transmi...

In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks on a quest to snag quantum computing chips for Ze...

In the next thrilling expedition through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, Joeba & Ripley, joined by the ever-logical Zero-Frux, navigate the twists and turns of the Mandella Effect. As they brace for the unexpected, they ponder alternate realities where memories are as fluid as a beer keg at Oktoberfest. The journey challenges perceptions, blurring fact and fiction like a hazy IPA on a summer's d...

In this special episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba & Ripley embark on a nostalgic journey through the cosmos, reminiscing about Joeba's late father, Commander Rick, a dedicated Star Trek enthusiast. As they navigate the Black Swirl, they stumble upon old Federation logs and embark on a voyage through his adventurous tales. Through humorous banter and heartfelt anecdotes, they p...

In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the perfect Android Female, and finally sharing their t...

In this re-release of our 2020 Valentine's Day Special, Joeba is busy setting the stage for romance aboard the Black Swirl, complete with candles and intergalactic souvenirs. Joined by Ripley, they dive into the cosmic chatter of the Hyperspace Headlines, highlighting bizarre Valentine's Day gifts, broken-hearted zoo scenario’s, and more! The duo then delves into the realm of sci-fi, discussing th...

In their most outlandish adventure yet, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott inadvertently crash-land on an uncharted planet, only to find themselves in the middle of an epic showdown between two colossal titans. After the usual discharge of absurd Hyperspace Headline articles, the two discuss the possibilities of the infamous ‘Planet X’ debacle that have had astronomical heads being scratched for years. F...

In this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Banter Beacon’, our hosts explores a nostalgic array of fizzled-out trends such as Beanie Babies to Vine, Pokémon Cards, Livestrong Bracelettes, Si...

In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined by the equally intrepid Brent Hand and David Flora from the acclaimed Hysteria 51 podcast, the group takes a deep dive into the Hyperspace Headl...

Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making it’s way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temporal rift... Enjoy this collaborative throwback of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind! The Lower 4th is full of visitors this week as the regul...

In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Meteorworks display just outside the Bleu Wafflian Nebula. Amid banter and reminiscing, they delve into their best moments, geeky discussions, and...

“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh) Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape, We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!” Today’s Hyperspa...